"Babe."

"Hmm?"

"I'm really happy right now."

"Me too, Sar."

"I'm glad we ended up in the same group for that project. And that you used it as a crappy excuse to talk to me."

"It wasn't crappy, shut up. Plus, you were obviously so into me back then anyway. I just answered your prayers, short stack."

"Sure, babe. Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Shush. I'm just glad you're gay."

"I'm super gay for you, Humphreys."

"You know I'm so marrying you, right?"

"Sure. I can divorce you anytime anyway."

"You're such a dick."

"I love you."