"Hey, Sar, can I tell you something really gay?"

"Everything you say is gay, but go ahead."

"I love you."

"That's the most straight and cliche thing in the world but okay. I know."

"Not gay enough for you?"

"Nope."

"What's gay enough then?"

"Do you know what I love so much about sunrises and sunsets?"

"Okay that already sounds really gay, Sar. But yeah, you told me it was the green part between the blue and yellow, right?"

"Mhmm. You know why?"

"Why?"

"Because on the right days, the green on the sky is just like the green on your eyes, and it reminds me of you."

"Oh my fuck. That was good. And so gay. Where the fuck did you steal that line?"

"Who said anything about stealing?"