"Humphreys?"

"Hmm?"

"Remember that one time you told me about lemons and how they can light shit up?"

"Yup. It works with potatoes and vinegar, too. Pretty much the same chemical explanation."

"How does it work? The vinegar thing?"

"Long explanation or short explanation?"

"Whichever."

"Okay, so you have your copper and zinc strips, and the vinegar, right? Copper is more reactive than zinc, so when you put it in the vinegar, there's a chemical reaction. The reaction causes a build up of electrons in the anode, so there's an electrical difference. That means that the—wait, are you even listening? Why're you smiling like that?"

"I have no idea what you just said. I just wanted to hear your voice. You're such a nerd."

"You suck."

"You're cute when you're talking about shit I don't understand!"

"Did you know that a tall person on average annually makes $789 more per inch than a short person?"

"You know what, nevermind."

"Still cute?"

"I don't even know why I like you."

"It's probably the dashing good looks, superior intelligence, and—"

"Don't you dare."

"The incredible height, Sar. The height."

"I will pound your face in with these wedges."

"Oh, you're wearing heels already?—"

"Humphreys!"