You had lunch with Mia and your mom while Mia played some random videos of Jungkook being a cutie..

You were about to go back to your room to complete your assignments when your mom stopped you..

"y/n, we have new neighbors" mom said

"oh that's cool"

"I've heard the boy is hot" Mia said

"where on Earth are you hearing all this? " you said

"he's like 6 years elder to you, plus aren't you in love with that Korean guy? what's his name? Baby mochi?" mom said

"MOM" both of you said together 

"he's Jimin" Mia said

"yeah alright, but that's exactly what I had to tell you y/n, that boy is really handsome" mom said

"mom can you please stop setting me up with random dudes?" you said

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Ever since your dickhead ex made a fool out of you, your mom made it her life's motive to find you someone who is good for you and not another asshole. 

It was sweet of her, but sometimes she'd randomly stop guys and ask them if they're single...when you were WITH her..and then cleared it that she was asking for her daughter...now that's where things got embarrassing..

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"trust mom on this y/n, he's smokin" Mia said

"oh he's a smoker?" your mom asked, genuinely curious

"no mom, I said he's smoking hot" Mia said trying to hide her laugh

"well, not to sound wrong, but he is..." mom said

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you cracked up real bad when she said this..

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"I dont have time to date anyone mom" you told her, still laughing

"well, at least talk to him"

"yeah okay.." "I will"

"If she won't, I will, dont worry mom" Mia said

"shut up and study Mia" your mom told her

you gave Mia one last 'I won' look and headed back to your room..

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After studying for about 2 hours straight you took your phone to see the time..

The wallpaper on your phone had a picture of Kim Namjoon, it was seriously a picture that could make anyone thirsty..

you let your mind wander off to how you'd let Namjoon RUIN YOU ENTIRELY...

*ping*

*unknown sent you a photo*

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y/n: it's kinda weird to say this, but I feel like a proud mom rn bec you recognized my hobi...also, HAPPY TO MEET YOU FELLOW ARMY!!!

y/n: another thing, *every picture of J-Hope is an amazing picture*

unknown: 

unknown: you couldn't possibly call this amazing

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THE AUDACITY OF THIS PERSON.. YOU WISH TO COMMIT A MURDER NOW.. IS THIS PERSON EVEN AN ARMY???!!!! THAT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.. YOURE DYING IN uWus SEEING THIS PICTURE..you were legit triggered..

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y/n: as I said before, EVERY PICTURE OF JHOPE IS AMAZING.. HE LOOKS GORGEOUS AS ALWAYS.. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MAN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS IN MY LIFE.. EVER..

unknown: well, THAT proves that you're hoseok biased..because armys find literally any picture of their bias "beautiful"

y/n: idk what's up with the quotation marks.. but I love hurting myself.. so nope, im not hoseok biased

y/n: I'm an OT7

unknown: haha, why would you call that hurting yourself?

y/n: you tell me, knowing that there is no chance that the person you are so madly in love with would ever know that you exist..that's heartbreaking but still bearable.. now multiply that pain with 7..that's how I feel..and it SUCKS

unknown: aw, that's cute

unknown: who knows, you might talk to them some day..let's not lose HOPE☀️, Jhope won't like that..

y/n:

y/n: yeah right..I'll definitely talk to them AND THAT'S THE DAY I'LL DIG MY OWN GRAVE AND HAPPILY DIE

unknown:  Jimin looks good in that.. also aw, dont get so emotional

unknown: AND, I just read the text you sent, who the fuck wears their jacket like that?

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