"OPEN VLIVE RIGHT NOW, TAEHYUNG IS FUCKING LIVE"

Maia seemed to freeze at your sudden declaration;

"YOU IDIOT!!! OPEN THE WEBSITE ON MY LAPTOP" you shouted at her, again.

That seemed to bring her back to her senses and she quickly opened Taehyung's live..

Within two minutes, four devices were playing the live video, your phone, Maia's phone, your television and your laptop.

"This has got to be illegal or something" you said as soon as you looked at V, without even explaining what you meant, Maia knew what you were talking about.

(the fact that Kim Taehyung is the most beautiful man ever)

"I know right, he is just...unreal..what is it with this man" she said, "I wish I could get married to him"

"Hmph, yeah, me too" you said.

Taehyung was staring at his screen and it seemed like he was staring right into your soul, trying to unwind it, string by string, and look at your deepest thoughts..

He was, as usual, dressed in a total boyfriend fit.. he was wearing a dark green hoodie, with the hood up and his black locks were peeping out... what a perfect man..

He hadn't started yet, so you decided to text M;

y/n: looks like you'll be getting chocolates..

It took less than three seconds for him to reply.

M: wait what? he started the live already?

y/n: well, yeah THE Kim Taehyung IS LIVE AT THIS MOMENT.. you're saying this as if he had to take your permission, lol

M:  haha, what? no of course not, hahaha

y/n: ok bye, he's starting, I'll send you chocolate emojis later 

"Annyeonghaseyo" Taehyung said, "I missed you so much ARMY" he said, in English.

"Aw, he spoke in English" you said.

"Yeah, shut it y/n" Maia said, without even looking at you, "no one talks when the King is speaking"

"yes, sorry okay" you said.

Taehyung proceeded to speak in Korean, which mostly went over your head.. 

You tried to catch a few words, here and there, and you decided to put them together so that they'd make sense but that was the most futile thing ever..

Thanks to Twitter and the live updates given by some angels, you were able to know what Tae was saying, it went something like;

🐯"I realized it had been very long since I last interacted with all of you.. but I had been so busy that I barely got any time"

🐯"So last night I had this sudden motivation, no matter what happens tomorrow, I will see ARMY"

🐯"And so, here I am"

🐯"I know you guys missed me too, it is so great to read all the comments"

🐯"We have been busy working on the new album, we really hope you'll like it"

🐯"I was having ramen with Jiminie last night"

You were reading the tweets while watching Taehyung;

He looks so cute while saying anything and everything.. I'm never getting over this man...

And then the room in which Taehyung was sitting burst open and a very angry but extremely cute looking Jimin walked in..

He was wearing a baby blue sweater and a cap.

He literally shouted at Taehyung, picked up a notepad and hit him on the head..

Then the tweets started flooding in;

🐥 "I told you I was gonna join you"

🐥"Why didn't you tell me you were going live right now?"

🐥"Why didn't you call me?"

🐯"Hey, I thought you were sleeping"

🐯"And we are live right now"

🐥"Yes I know, someone told me"

🐥"ARMY, last night I told Taehyung that he should go live"

🐥"Therefore, he is here"

Ah, these babies, I love them so much... you thought.

Okay, so it looks like V finally went live.. more to come...

ALSO, FUCKING FUCK, WE GOT 8 VCUTS TODAY!!??? WHAT THE FUCK

AND JUNG HOSEOK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME WITH THAT FOREHEAD ON FULL DISPLAY??!!