y/n:  okay so I'm back..

M: FINALLY, I was about to sleep

y/n: no you weren't, don't lie to me, you were waiting for me😏
y/n: *starts singing jimin's lie* CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEJDJSNCJFKD

M: lmao, do you always talk like this?

y/n: only when I'm not talking LIKE them.. *I like your sexy brain*

M: you haven't seen my brain..

y/n: I don't need to see it, I already know it😏

y/n: I'm sorry, please ignore me.. I'm high early in the morning...

M: you are?

y/n: high on LIFE, and assignments.. shit my life sucks.. why tf am I so cheerful?

M: y/n, you're reminding me of a teacher I used to have.. she used to ask these weird questions and go on talking without giving us the chance to speak 😂

y/n: yep, so I'm annoying? FINE

M: I never said THAT.. she was annoying, you're.. well.. umm..

y/n: bitch, I'm waiting

M: fun, you're fun

y/n: it took you 10 seconds to come up with a 3 letter basic word, I'm sure your teacher must be proud..

y/n: also, I know I'm fun, nobody goes on talking to a random wrong number if it's not *fun* .. I could be catfishing you, I could be a murderer with 10 bodies in my basement, I could be a gangster.. who knows

M: 10? Is that it? I've got like 27..

y/n: I-👀

M: I'm just being honest.
M: lol, nice meme

y/n: oh I totally trust you.. someone who won't even tell me his name? Yes sir.. you are a serial killer for sure
y/n: good that you're far though.. I mean, sure I may not be in love with my life.. but I don't wanna die just yet.. I NEED TO SEE BTS LIVE IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES ONCE BEFORE I DIE

M: you've got like pretty low expectations from your life y/n..

(why does he keep using my name constantly.. it's kinda sexy..umm... can he stop though? I don't even know him, fuck)

y/n: LOW EXPECTATIONS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVER SEE THEM LIVE.. FUCK THAT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVEN GET A FUCKING REPLY ON WEVERSE OR FOR THEM TO FUCKING NOTICE MY COMMENT ON THEIR LIVE .. BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING KNOW KOREAN.. IM TRYING BUT I SUCK AT IT..
y/n: I'm sorry for that outburst, but, I'm shouting.. yes

M: I know it's not funny and I shouldn't be laughing but that's exactly what I'm doing. That's a lot of fucking..

y/n: dick..
You have memes too..

M: jeez, you're pretty straightforward..

y/n: I-👀
y/n: I DID NOT MEAN THAT

M: oh right, that's for Mr. Sneezing guy, right?

y/n: wait, who?
y/n: ah him
y/n: yeah
y/n: I mean, no
y/n: no nothing

M: HAHAHAHA😏

y/n: fuck you

M: too bad I'm so far away..

y/n: ufhshrieidif HEY STOB IT

M: lololol, okay, now, the reason we were having this conversation..

y/n: oh right, the questions. Lemme scroll up

y/n: ABOUT MY FUCKING COLLARBONE.. wait, just a sec

M: AGAIN? I WILL SLEEP NOW Y/N

y/n: oh shut it, you're looking forward to my answers.. you said it yourself..

M: no I didn't.

y/n: deleting the message won't help..

y/n: wait now

M: pffftttt, alright

y/n: now that's like a good boy

M: 😏 I know

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