"jack":

cats can jump 5 times higher than their height! <to cancel daily cat facts, reply 'cancel'>.

sent 12:50 am

i'd like to jump you 5 times;)

sent 12:50 am 

amelia:

i was wondering when i'd get my cat fact. isn't this technically not the right day?

sent 1:01 am

also you're getting quite creative with those second comments, sir... 

sent 1:02 am

"jack":

oops. kinda fell asleep and took a long nap. it's been a tiring week. this'll be the cat fact for today then. 

sent 1:03 am

and seriously, if the second comments make you uncomfortable, let me know. i would never want to make you feel that way.

sent 1:04 am 

amelia:

nah, nah. i was joking. they're better than the cat facts tbh.

sent 1:04 am

"jack":

well, that's offensive. you'd rather be hit up like a booty call then get a wholesome cat fact every night?? :(

sent 1:05 am 

amelia:

i guess when you put it that way...

sent 1:06 am

also i'm not offending anyone, excuse me! i am kind and polite and inoffensive at all times.

sent 1:08 am

"jack":

sandy begs to differ.

image_1893 attached.

sent 1:10 am

amelia:

image opened.

image saved to camera roll.

i don't know what it was about the picture that made my heart warm, but it did. it made me smile so damn hard seeing "jack" cuddle with this kitten.

it was a shame that their school insisted on uniforms though, it'd be a lot easier to figure who he was by his clothes.

amelia:

cutie alert!! damn, i take it back. cat facts are my fav, never stop, never wanna hurt sandy<333

sent 1:12 am

is she yours?

sent 1:13 am

"jack":

she's my lil baby:) got her 2 years ago.

sent 1:14 am

amelia:

well, tell sandy she'll be in my dreams tonight. good night to sandy, and only sandy.

sent 1:15 am

"jack":

what about me? i wanna be in your dreams tonight!

sent 1:16 am

amelia:

maybe if i knew who you were, you'd be in my dreams. wink wink, time to tell me??

sent 1:16 am

"jack":

i don't actually think i would.

sent 1:17 am

deleted 1:18 am

good night amelia, sleep well.

sent 1:19 am

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