Kunikida: I'm not doing to well.
Junichiro: What's wrong?
Kunikida: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Dazai enters the room*
Kunikida: There it is again.
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Kunikida: Dazai, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I'd like to withdraw that statement-
Dazai: Aww, thanks-
Kunikida: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
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Ranpo: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Kenji: What are amphetamines?
Ranpo: Drugs that can go on land and water.
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Kyoka: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law's face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with 'em! And maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Atsushi: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Kyoka: Whatever caves first!
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Yasano: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Kunikida: Bees?
Yasano: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Kunikida: Wait-
*Ranpo approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Junichiro: For self defense reasons, Fukuzawa asked me to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
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Akutagawa to Atsushi: I hate you.
Fandom: Well, according to this picture I drew of you two holding hands, that is untrue.
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Kyoka, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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I decided to do more than one quote because the other incorrect quote books usually have only one a page. Just trying something different. Accidentally made this thing ADA centered. I was using a quote generator and it kept giving me pretty wack stuff so I took out the PM names ;w;. Is this OOC? Probably, they are incorrect quotes after all...
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