This is it. Finals are coming up. I'm going to die. On top of that, the fantastic five or some shit are tutoring class A. Like, I know I'm an idiot and I'm gonna die, but this is a bit overkill, don't you think?
"Hey, (y/n). I got a reservation for the library so we can study. Do you wanna come?" I looked over at the ikeman who was holding a ticket and smiling.
"Sure, that sounds-"
"But (y/n)-chan, what about our study session today?!?!" I felt the idiotic red-head put his arm around my shoulder.
"What study session?! When did I agree to this?!?!"
"The one I decided we were having just now, silly. You never said no. So you must've said yes."
"You're joking, ri-" I was cut off as he picked me and slung me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "You were right, you really are a romantic." I mocked, my tone practically dripping with sarcasm.
"Aren't I?" I rolled my eyes at his stupid comment.

Karma's House~

"Karma, shut the hell up. I'm trying to study."
"Awwwww, but (y/n)... I made cookies~" My head immediately shot up as I ran to the kitchen, the sweet aroma of cookies filling my nose.
He placed a plate in front of me which was covered I'm cookies. He had a big heart at the bottom and a bunch of Koro-senseis surrounding it, as usual... But this time it had the word 'shorty' above it. I looked up at him slowly, my left eye beginning to twitch.
"I'M NOT FUDGING SHORT!!!"

Test day~

Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.
I felt a hand on my shoulder.
"Don't worry, (y/n)-chan. Even though you can't even dream of getting one of Koro-sensei's tentacles, I'll make you proud." is he fucking kidding me?!?! I swat his hand away and walk of sassily with my chin up.
I sit down in my seat and stare at the test I'm given. First was English. This one should be a breeze since I actually come from England. I can do this. I managed to get through the test easily. Until the last question, that is. I had no idea as to what the fuck it was talking about. Everything apart from this should be perfect, though. So it shouldn't be that bad, right?

I looked down at the next test. Science. Alright, I can kind of do this one. I struggle with biology a bit, though. Chemistry and Physics questions should be easy enough, though. I managed to fly through the questions with ease, struggling slightly on the last one, but pulling through. I finally finished, putting my pencil down and letting out a sigh of relief. 2 down, 3 to go.

The third test of the day was now in front of me. Social Studies. I might as well give up right now, there's no way I can do this. I struggled throughout the whole thing. I have barely a clue as to what is really happening. I know what's happening in the world, sure. I just don't know it in enough detail, not enough to get over, like, 70% at least.

Alright, this is the 4th test. Only one more after this. Japanese. Although, I don't think I should really bother with this. There's barely a point. I can only just manage to read Kanji, and Japanese isn't even my first language. What do they want from me?!?! I barely made it through. I had such a strong start, too. Fuck me.

Finally, the last test. My strong point. Maths. I can do this. I can get in the top 50 at least in this test. Karma can eat my ass. I'm gonna do this.

3 days later~

"Well, everyone. I've received the results for all of your tests..." Koro-sensei said. This is it. I was shaking out of both nervousness and anticipation. I'm feeling both scared and relieved to be getting them. I mean, I've been left in suspense for so long. It's good to finally find out.
"Starting with English... The top score and #1 in your grade was Nakamura with a perfect score!" I felt so disappointed. English was my first language. Well then, I can never go back to my home country. "Now, onto Japanese... #1 in the class was Kanzaki, but Class A's Asano took first place in the grade!"  I felt disappointed again. I knew I wasn't going to get first in the class, but Asano took first place? It's just annoying, we all worked so hard. "Continuing on, next is social studies. First in the class is Isogai Yuma with 97 points! And... You beat Asano and secured first place!!!" I saw as he stood up, smiling. You done good, ikemen. You done good... "Next is science... The top scorer in the class was... Manami Okuda! And, the top scorer in the year was... CONGRATULATIONS! You scored first!!!" I couldn't believe it. We beat class A?!?! "That's not it! For maths, first in the class is... (y/n) (l/n)! And first in the year is... A tie between (y/n) and Asano. You both got 100%!" I couldn't believe it. I beat Karma?!
"You mean... I BEAT KARMA?!?!?!" He handed me my test papers, and I got to see it for myself. In English, I got 2nd. In Japanese, I got 97th. In Social Studies, I got 26th. In Science, I got 5th. In maths, I got... Joint 1st with Asano. It wasn't a joke. I came in rank 10th overall. I looked outside to see Karma leaning against a tree and Koro-sensei lurking up to him. Ooooh, is Koro-sensei going to tease him? I wanna get in on this.
I ran outside, seeing Koro-sensei mocking Karma who began to blush. I started poking his cheeks, only making him more annoyed. Koro-sensei soon joined in, we were annoying the crap out of him, it was obvious. He eventually got way too mad and slapped both of our appendages off, storming away. I snickered, and walked away. What?! He's a prick like that to me all the time, I did really well and I wanted to make my victory as sweet as possible. I'm not in the wrong... Right? Fuck, now I'm feeling guilty. Maybe I should apologise... He knows I was only joking around, right? I know, I'll bake him cookies! He always does that for me when I'm stressed or sad, so he should like them!
After running home, not bothering to get to the end of the school day, I got out my phone and looked for the easiest recipe I could find. Aaaaaaaaand I have no ingredients. Fuck.
After quickly going to the nearest grocery store to get what I need, I came back and pre-heated the oven, starting to bake.

An hour later~

Oh good lord, how does Karma do that so quickly and easily all the time?!?! I'm fairly sure I had wet dough on my face, but I don't care. You have no idea how hard it was to carve the word 'sorry' into dough. The 'S' was pure hell. They're done, though. After I put my blood, sweat tears, last dance and cold breath into these cookies, they're finally done.
Now, what else should I do that's teasing and annoying, but not too annoying? I know. I went over to my closet and got out a pair of fake cat ears... Don't ask why I have these, it's a long story. I stuffed them in my pocket and put the cookies into a tin, ready to set out. I grabbed my keys and left the apartment, walking to Karma's house.

Karma's house~

I put on the cat ears and began to knock a tune on the door, soon getting really into the tune and getting carried away. "CAN YOU FUCKING STOP DOING THAT PLEASE?!?!" Oh, I forgot what I was here for while I was knocking... Oh yeah! The cookies! He soon opened the door. "What the fuck do you... (y/n), what the hell are you wearing?"
"...cat ears."
"I gathered that, but why?"
"Because I'm here to apologise."
"Since when did you require cat ears to apologise to someone?"
"Since now."
"That doesn't even- just come in." he carried on frowning as I happily obliged. "Alright, what the hell is this about?" I smiled at him, opening the lid and holding the tin out to him. "(y/n)..."
"Yes, Karma."
"Please promise me you won't ever cook again. I appreciate the gesture, but... These are worryingly burnt." I glared at him as he picked one up and started hitting it against a table. "This is literally harder than a rock. How did you even manage this?!" I just shrugged my shoulders. Okay, maybe I'm not the best cook... "Alright, alright. I forgive you. Oh, and (y/n)..." I raised my brow, looking up at him. "Don't throw out those ears..."