Third Person's POV

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Despite the new more comfortable revonated theater. They weren't comfortable at all due to Shizu and Kiyoshi constantly glaring at each other. Kuro sighed and his mist went to one side of his face, he walked towards Shizu and hit her head and then went to Kiyoshi and did the same thing. The students had to stop themselves from laughing while the adults let out a chuckle. The villains failed and ended up spitting everywhere from their laughter. MC smiled now that the tense atmosphere has changed. She was excited for the reactions this time. She clicked on her remote.

Vines

The memelords celebrated while some were just confused not knowing what a vine is. Except for the plant.

"What's a vine?" Shigaraki asked. Kurogiri shrugged. Twice and Toga seemed to know what it is while Dabi could care less.

Endeavor didn't know what a vine was too but Hawks did. But when he asked, Hawks told him that he should see it for himself. Aizawa was friends with a bunch of memelords so he too knew what they were.

The video has played.

Kurogiri: You know what? You're on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Shigaraki: this house is a fucking nightmare!

Toga rolled on the floor laughing. Dabi let out a few chuckles while Twice looked like he was dying from laughing so much. The heroes and soon-to-be-heroes who had the courage to laugh at the villain let out a few giggles and laughter.

Shigaraki muttered something before sinking into his bean bag. Kurogiri mentally facepalmed.

Touya: Oh my god, Can you stop?!

Natsuo: Stop what?

Touya: Breathing so loud just to annoy me!

Natsuo: What?! That's just how I breath!

Touya: DAAAAAAD!

Endeavor: What?!

Touya: Natsuo is breathing loud on purpose!

Endeavor: Natsuo stop breathing!

Natsuo: What, o-okay *holds breath*

Aizawa glared at the new number one hero for his parenting skills. Endeavor sunk into his seat.

"PFFFT-" Dabi covered his mouth not wanting to laugh but failed miserably. Todoroki just sighed but smiled.

Chronostasis: You know what's worst that a killer?

Chronostasis: *pulls paper down* BOOM!

Overhaul: A child.

Chronostasis: nO!

Mirio covered Eri's eyes and told her to cover her ears. Shigaraki found it a bit funny but the rest didn't due to their hatred for Overhaul.

But deep down, they couldn't but laughed internally.

Present Mic: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one!

The teachers: *Proceeds to point at Vlad*

Vlad: *points at Midnight*

Vlad: Really?

"Mr. Vlad is not dumb!" Monoma yelled. Kendo and Tetsuetetsue laughed a bit. Vlad turn to his fellow co-workers.

"You guys don't thing I'm dumb, right?"

Nezu drank his tea. Midnight just shrugged. Present Mic and Aizawa just looked away and whistled. Vlad groaned.

Bakugo: Yo Dumbass! Get over here!

Midoriya: o-okay.

Kirishima: Coming! Hehe.

Midoriya: I thought...I was dumbass...

Bakugo scoffed while the Bakusquad laughed. Midoriya just rubbed his head while Kirishima chuckled.

Aizawa with his eyes glowing and fair floating: *slams table* We have ways to make you talk-

Aizawa: Eri, daddy is working right now- oh my gosh, did you draw this? This is so good!

"Dadzawa!" Eri cheered. The students agreed to call Aizawa that when they have a chance. The rooftop squad decided to use this to tease the man.

Aizawa internally screamed.

AFO: Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk! I'm at a parent-teacher conference!

AFO: *hangs up on Kurogiri*

AFO: Anyway, you said Tomura enjoys finger painting. That's great!

All Might couldn't help it but laughed at his nemesis. Shigaraki just shrugged while Kurogiri looked betrayed.

"Imagine AFO as a dad though." Midoriya said.

Shizu, Kiyoshi, MC, and Kuro nearly choked.

Denki: This homework is impossible!

Momo: I already did it.

Class 1-A: ANSWERS?!

Aizawa: Oh, you better run.

Class 1-A laughed hysterically. Monoma wanted to say something to insult the class but got knocked out by Kendo before he could say a word.

"I can speak from experience." Momo said.

All Might: When you wish upon a star~

Endeavor: Nothing happens.

All Might:

"Geez, did you even have a childhood?" All Might asked.

"Just like my son, my mother made me train ever since I got my quirk. That's why my parenting skills is horrible and my dad never did anything to stop her which is probably why I'm a sucky husband." Endeavor causally said. (Just a fanmade backstory.)

Everyone stared silently.

"Enji, do you need therapy-"

"I'm fine, Moving on. "

Midoriya: Listen buddy, you gotta expect the unexpected.

Kota: *kicks him in you-know-where*

Kota: Did you expect that bi-

"Okay who thought him that?!" Dadzawa said before glaring at Bakugo.

Tokoyami whistled.

Mitsuki: Everytime you yell at your kids, put a corner in your no-yelling-sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat-

Bakugo and Midoriya shuddered.

"Aunt Mitsuki is scary." Midoriya whispered. The teachers looked concerned.

Kurogiri: Let me see what you have!

Toga: A KNIFE!

Kurogiri: NO!

AFO in the background: oh my god why does she have a knife-

"I feel like the LOV is more chaotic that Class 1-A." Mic thought to himself.

"We have Mamagiri and Dadzawa. What's next?" Todoroki said.

Tenya: When you're watching TV and a Back-To-School commercial comes out:

Tenya: YES! TENSEI, I NEED PENCILS!

"Tenya seems to be the only kid who's  excited to go back to school." Tensei sighed. Tenya rubbed his head and gave an embarrass smile.

Past Rooftop Squad

Aizawa: You what?

Oboro: I brought a whole ass kitten to school. *kitten pops out of the cloud*

Tensei: bro wha-

Aizawa: Awe hi! *pets kitten*

Hizashi: Oh my god

Nemuri: What the fu- what the fuck-

The rooftop squad laughed at that as Midoriya took notes. "Mr. Aizawa likes cats." he muttered.

"Oh yeah, what happened to Sushi?" Oboro asked. The rooftop squad went silent.

"o h"

Tamaki: It all started when one dumb bitch

Mirio: Met another dumber bitch

Nejire: And they met an even more dumber bitch

The Big Three: And became the golden trio in the end.

The big three laughed as the UA staff and Nighteye stared at them disappointingly.

Eri: *runs to Aizawa*

Eri: Daddy?

Aizawa: uhhhh yeah!

"Remind me to make then react to Dadzawa, Mamagiri, Dadmight, and Dadgum." MC whispered to Shizu.

"You're such a softie to Eri." Present Mic teased.

Hawks: With this final bag, she can completely dispose of the body.

Dabi: Shh! Don't blow my cover!

"Mind explaining Hawks?" Endeavor said as he stared at Hawks who just shrugged cheekily. Dabi was holding on to his pillow as if his life depended on it.

Kuro whispered something to MC and a grin appeared on her face. They both mischievously look at Shizu and Kiyoshi.

Bonus

"This is not gonna end well for us." Shizu and Kiyoshi said.

Shizu: *slams Kiyoshi onto the counter repeatedly*

Kiyoshi: *hits her with a frying pan*

Kuro: Can I have a waffle...

Kuro: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A WAFFLE!?

"Give the man his waffle." Sero said.

"Not gonna lie, I feel bad for the nomu for dealing with those two." All Might sighed.

"HE/SHE STARTED IT!" Shizu and Kiyoshi both yelled as MC laughed hysterically as the other did the same.

"Alright I'm excited for the next one."