Midoriya Izuku

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

Midoriya fell from his chair and hit the floor, face first.

"I-I-I-Ichika?! Why did you ask for something like that?! Why- How- Was it Uncle Mineta?!"

"No?" Ichika tilted her head. "I'm just asking because I'm curious."

"T-T-Then how about you ask your mother?! I-I'm sure she can answer it for you!" Midoriya stuttered, face as red as a tomato.

"I already asked her but she told me to ask you instead. So, where do babies come from, Daddy?"

"[NAME]-CHAN!!!"

"I'm sorry, Izuku. I just love seeing you flustered like that." [Name] giggled, leaving her husband to answer her daughter'su question.

Bakugou Katsuki

"Where do I come from?"

"CAN YOU AT LEAST CALL ME BEFORE ASKING?!" Bakugou shouted. "AND WHAT'S WITH THAT STRANGE QUESTION?! YOU ARE A JAPANESE SO YOU CAME FROM JAPAN!"

"That's not what I meant." Katsuya pouted, helding the urge to call his father stupid.

"How was I born?" He asked.

"Oh, that." Bakugou scoffed. "Well obviously, you came from [Name]'s womb."

"Womb? What is that?"

"Stomach." Bakugou answered nonchalantly.

"I was inside Mom's stomach? Then, wouldn't her stomach be as big as me?" Katsuya asked.

"Yeah."

Katsuya blinked once.

"Then how do I get out from her stomach? Did she push me out herself? Like when we are taking a dump?" Katsuya asked.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Bakugou laughed at his son.

"Of course not! You didn't come out from the asshole. You came out from the-"

"... Err..."

Bakugou gulped, glancing at his son who was staring intently at him.

"Y-you came out from the stomach! Yeah, I... ripped her stomach to get you out!"

Katsuya's eyes widened in horror.

"You serious...? You're the worst..." Katsuya mumbled and he immediately ran toward his mother's room.

"Mom! Let me see your stomach!"

Bakugou let out a sigh as his face turned red.

Todoroki Shouto

"Dad, where do babies come from?"

"Huh?"

Todoroki spent a good one minute staring dumbfoundedly at his son.

"Babies came from... us parents." He said.

"How do you make babies?"

Todoroki's eyes almost popped out from its place.

"Now, Shouya. Why did you ask a question like that?" Todoroki asked, picking up his son.

"I wanted to know." Shouya said, looking down.

"Well, I can't tell you the detail. But you only have to know that you are made full of love by dad and mom." Todoroki leaned his forehead against Shouya's head.

Shouya smiled.

"Understand? Made. With. Love. Not for some benefit or anything." Todoroki smiled.

Grandfather Endeavor on the background awkwardly sipped his tea.

Iida Tenya

"Where do babies come from?"

"WHAT?!"

Yuki jumped on her seat, surprised. Iida coughed out and calmed himself down. His red face slowly turned back in color.

"Now why did you ask that?" He asked after regaining his composure.

"I'm simply curious. My friend said that babies were delivered by storks, some said that they were left on the doorstep, or even grew from a seed."

"O-oh." Iida pushed up his glasses.

"Well, it actually... Um... differs between one an another. Your friend might be delivered by a stork, but you're not."

"Oh, really? That is sure very creative of anyone who made those kind of systems." Yuki said.

"So, what's the case with me?"

"Uh, you are..." Iida racked his brain for a harmless answer.

"You are not allowed to know how."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because... that is the tradition of our family and we must preserve it." Iida nodded.

Clueless, Yuki simply nodded.

Kirishima Eijiro

"Dad, where do babies come from?"

"Wow the weather's great today! Should we go to the pool today, Ryuu?" Kirishima grinned.

"Yay!" Ryuu jumped around excitedly. "By the way Dad, where do babies come from?"

"Looks like [Name] prepared a delicious lunch today!" Kirishima said.

"Yes, it's realllllly delicious!" Ryuu said. "By the way, Dad-"

"Yaaahh [Name], you look great today! Pretty and cute as always!" Kirishima plopped on the sofa beside his wife.

"Mom is always pretty!" Ryuu exclaimed. "Hey, Dad! Answer my question!"

"What question?" Kirishima asked, ignoring the drop of sweat on his forehead.

"Where do babies come from?"

Kirishima sighed in defeat, sinking deeper onto the sofa.

"Please just answer him, Eijiro." [Name] said, hiding her face behind a magazine.

"Nooo!" Kirishima whined.

It continues on like that until Ryuu asked his friend, Katsuya. Ryuu came back crying and hit his father for hurting his mother.

Requests for scenarios are open!