Valt : Yosh! I'm all done! *Looks at the mirror, he's wearing a wedding suit*

Aiga : Yeah. You look damn handsome Valt *brushes his blue bangs to the left side, half*

Dante and Hyuga : YESS!!

Hikaru : Finally the day has come.

Bell : Well, At least they allowed me to prank the guests~ hehe it will be awesome! Beware the Dark prince Hahahahahaha!

Aiga : Absolutely~ time to shed some blood~

Hyuga and Dante : They gonna serve a lot of food!

Hikaru : Guys please behave this is supposed to be a really important occasion for them, so don't ruin it.

Hyuga : Yeah yeah we won't! Valt let's go and look at your boyfriends!

Aiga : I bet they will be crying behind the dressing rooms hahaha.

Hikaru : *thinks : Aiga is so cool...* *Fanboy senses kicks in*

Dante : LUI WILL NEVER CRY!

Bell : Heh, I'll make sure of it~

Hyuga : Heh, it will be awesome if we get to see them crying though.

Aiga : Alright shall we go now, boys?

Le kids except Valt bean : YEAH!

Valt : *wipes his teary eyes* Yes you guys! I'm soo happy!!!

Back at the boyfriends room.....

Lui : WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS STUPID CLOTHES FOR FUCKING HELL'S SAKE?!??!!?!????!

Free : *looks at the wedding "dress"* I guess the tailor got confused..? The gender is switched...?

Shu : I'm not going to wear this and walk there. No no no. *Insert Pikachu oh no oh no no tune*

Fubuki : But we don't have anymore time to ask them to stitch a new one..! This is a disaster!! Why it have to be my Shu san's wedding catastrophe?!!!! *Having a mental breakdown*

Delta : But I was the one who was in charged with the wedding suits, I'm one hundred percent sure it was supposed to be a suit and Valt's one is a dress..

Lane : Duh, obviously someone has changed it for fun.

Lui : *glaring* THE NERVE OF THAT JERK *twitching in anger*

Free : So what now? Postpone the wedding?

Fubuki : No!! The guests have already arrived and all the preparations are going on the church!!!

Lane : *looks at the trio* One of you, Just go get hospitalised so we can call it off. Easy.

Delta : I don't think that's a very good idea, Lane.

Shu : It's about time..!

Lui : Damn what the fuck are we going to do now?

Free : Let go of our shame and pride and wear this and walk to there?

Shu and Lui : You gotta be kidding me

Lane : Sounds pretty good to me. *Smug grin* Revenge.

Fubuki : Lane please don't be rude. AHH!! WHY IS EVERYTHING A MESS!!

Delta : Life is a mess itself, isn't it?

Lane : Yeah it is a mess.

Shu : Both of you stop it. We are in a dilemma, understand our situation.

Lui : Screw it, I'm not wearing this fucking dress and walk shamelessly in that public humiliation hall.

Free : Do we have a choice? Valt's gonna be waiting for us.

Lui : Are you telling me its fine to wear this Damn DRESS?! They will picture it and the kids will see them and my pride will be wounded.

Shu : Is there anyway we can do something for this..?

A few moments later.........

Lane : *holds back his laughs* Pft-

Delta : *looks away awkwardly* um...

Fubuki : Perfect! *The only one that supports and cheers the trio from having a plausible breakdown*

Shu : How humiliating.. *blushing*

Lui : Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck *going through a mental trauma*

Free : Someone fix the zipper?

Fubuki : Yes! *Helps Free with the zipper* Let me know if I hurt you.

Free : *nods* If we have to wear the dress then what Valt is wearing?

Lane : Obviously the suit. I'm suspecting there's someone among that gang who is up to this. And that is either Aiga or Bell.

Delta : And why am I not surprised?

Fubuki : I'm sorry for the trouble they caused.... *Upset*

Shu : *sighs* It's alright, it was not your fault. *Pulls the white skirt to see where he step on the floor* This is really heavy and uncomfortable to wear.

Lui : *still going through the phase of mental trauma* *chanting the "fuck" word*

Lane : Jesus, spare my fucking ears.

Delta : You're one to say that.

Free : Okay. How you guys walk on these..? *Looks at the heels*

Delta, Lane : As if we have been walking on them since birth.

Fubuki : We need a girl to explain that.

Lui : MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU ALREADY PREPARED FOR THE WEDDING?! *Glares at free*

Shu : I don't think I can walk on them..

Lane : Shu you literally walk on a fucking damn rope and did crazy jumps. Shut up and stop whining like a girl.

Shu : *regrets his own actions* .....

Free : Shu teach me how to walk with these

Delta : I don't think he is in the condition to teach you that?

Lane : Duh. Just walk normal with your buttocks squeezed. Somehow Lui looks gorgeous. *Mocking because revenge*

Lui : I'LL MURDER YOU BASTARD!

Shu : Someone just wake me up. Tell me it's a nightmare.

Lane : *pinch Shu's cheek* There. It's not a dream. It's the reality.

Delta : That doesn't seems to help the situation. You're making it worse for him *points out*

Free : Woah. What is this? It feels like walking on a rope with a needle.. *trying his best to not loss his balance*

Lui : This is a nightmare. A fucking nightmare.

To be continued in part 2 XD