Valt Don't!

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Body swap AU ! Shu and Valt swapped their bodies.

Free : *like always exhausted with life* Lui

Lui : Hm? *Making breakfast because it's his turn. The only person after Shu that knows cooking in house* (A/n : Valt and Free are banned from the kitchen)

Free : It's cold *points at the milk*

Lui : Heat it then.

Free : That's right *hands the milk glass to the white tyrant* *smiling innocently*

Lui : *looks at Free then at the milk glass and then back at Free* Are you kidding me? Go do it bastard! *Kicks him friendly*

Free : Ouch. You know Shu literally said I shouldn't step my feet into the kitchen.

Lui : *with a plain straight face* And where do you think you're standing? Heaven? (Free is right beside Lui who is cooking rn)

Free : *looks down and realised his mistake* Oops. *Hops on the countertop* Done. Here.

Lui : For real- I'll kill you. Stop messing around I'm busy right now can't you see?

Free : It will only take a minute or two.

Lui : Do it yourself. I'm busy.

Free : Then I'll drink it cold.

Lui : You will die.

Free : I'm not Valt to believe those half baked lies you know.

Lui : You have became too lazy! *Snatches the glass and microwave it* Geez. How the hell Shu even deal with you all.

Free : He's a hard working person, after all.

*Loud thud noises*

Free : Earth quake?

Lui : Guess Valt tripped over the stairs again.

Free : How in the world he survives that thing? I'd be in bed for another week, if I were him.

Lui : Another excuse to stay in bed *jabs him*

Valt from the other room : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY CROTCH!!!! AAAHHH FRICK MY BACK!!!!!! OH NOO MY LEGS ARE CRAMPED!!!!!

Free : *hissed at the description of pain* Fuck that's gonna hurt like hell.

Lui : It's his fault, how many time have we warned him to watch his step. Not to mention he literally picks it as a habit every single morning.

Free : Should we go check on him?

Lui : He isn't a toddler. Valt will be just fine.

Free : Insensitive jerk *muttered with a pointed glare*

Lui : *spat him* I heard that Hoya! *Growls* No food for you, starve to death!

Free : Haah?! I'll order food then.

Lui : Yeah whatever. Don't you dare touch the food I made afterwards.

Free : "Cruelty" in human form.

Lui : Why you-

The door opens and Shu comes in....

Lui : Shu don't feed this guy.

Free : Eh? Shu don't listen to that guy. He's being cruel.

Shu : *sniffled*

Lui and Free : Did you just- why are you crying?!! (Panicked because Shu has never cried in front of them-anyone so if he's crying the problem must be a big deal.)

Shu : Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! *Ugly crying*

Free : I'm sorry, don't cry! *Hugs Shu and tries to calm him down*

Lui : What's wrong- Omg you look ugly when you cry. *Trying his best to not make him cry more but can't help it, Because Shu looks like child* There there.. I never know there's gonna be a day where I'd see you crying like a brat.

Free : That doesn't help you know

Lui : Sorry. *Gets serious* Don't cry, Snowflake. We are here, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, We will still love you.

Free : Luii *glare*

Lui : *Clears his throat, gets serious for real this time* Ahem. So, what's wrong Shu?

Shu : I-I f-fell o-off *sniffles* th-yhe stai-rr.. *cries*

Lui and Free : Huh-

Free : You.. must be exhausted and over worked yourself.. *sweat drop* let's get you to bed, maybe it will be fine if you take some rest.

Lui : This is not so like you, Shu.

Shu : *still crying*

Valt : Oh no! I over slept. Lui sorry! I'll make the breakfast- *opens the door* huh- *looks at his body crying with his boyfriends consoling* W-what the..

Free : Morning Valty.

Lui : Why are apologizing? You over sleep everyday it's not unusual you know.

Shu : *looks up from his crying* Me?

Valt : *blinking* *realization slaps hard on his face* *touches his body* Ah!?!!!

Lui and Free : *looks confused* Eh?

Valt : Valt what are you doing in my body?!

Shu : T-that's what I was going to ask you??!

Free : You two doing some sort of prank?

Shu and Valt : NO!

Lui : I knew it, something was wrong.

Free : Didn't know people do body swapping sort of stuffs for fun.

Valt (Shu) : WHO DOES THAT FOR FUN?!

Shu (Valt) : Hehe yeah who does?! But it would be sooo funn! Heh!

Lui : *looks at Valt* So you're Shu? *Then at Shu* You're Valt?

Shalt : Yes!

Free : I see. Valty come to me?

Shu : Here! ヾ(*'O'*)/ hehe!

Free : *hugs Sh- Valt* Woah, you're heavy Valt.

Valt : *with a newspaper roll, hits Free's head* Baka! Who are you calling heavy!?

Free : *rubs his aching head* That's rude you know

Valt : WHO IS BEING RUDE?! ME OR YOU? (ʘ言ʘ╬)

Lui : Shu's temper has gotten worst isn't it? *Sweat drop*

Shu : Yeahhh! Shu is soo angry!! Mwahh *snuggles Free like he always does*

Valt : Don't annoy me!

Free : Don't scold the child *hugs Valt in Shu's body, protectively*

Shu : Yeah! I'll cry! *Pouts*

Valt : *snaps the newspaper roll into two* Why you-

Lui : Val- Ahem, Shu wait. We need to know the cause. When did you two swapped bodies? How long has it been? Did you two eat something weird?

Valt : I don't even realise that we swapped bodies at first, though it was strange that everything feel different all of a sudden, since I was in a rush I didn't take notice of it. No, I didn't eat anything weird.

Shu : Me too! Me too! (。・ω・。)

Free : If it's something like a curse then it might have a time limit or something

Valt : Hm, it could be that. Although, if it really does have a time limit then, a day or two. Or at rare case it could last for a long period of time. If it's not the case, then there should be a way to reverse the curse.

Lui : Kiss. Princess turns the frog into a prince after all, so why not try it?

Valt : We aren't a princess neither a frog. Lui.

Shu : I wanna be the frog! So I can turn into a beautiful hero!

Free : Its kind of weird to see Shu talking like Valt...

Lui : I know right..

Valt : Valt try not to act weird at least..

Shu : Why?! I love being myself you know!! *Pouts* Humph!

Lui and Free : Cute~

Valt : *face palms* don't just give me 'humphs' you idiot.

Shu : *sniffs* Something's burning?

Lui : HOLY FUCK! *dashes to the kitchen and put off the fire...*

Free : What about my milk?

Lui : Wha- *takes out it out*

Shu : *gasps* ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S NO BREAKFAST?!?!?!? *dramatic pause*

Valt : Don't yell with my voice!

Lui : It's not totally burnt, still edible to eat. *The food it completely burnt* I guess not..

Free : *smirks* That's what happens when you act like a jerk to me.

Lui : It's all that morons fault for driving me out of the kitchen and making such a racket!

Valt : How can you be so careless! Oh god. Hand it over, I'll make spaghetti. *Goes to the kitchen being petty person he became.*

Free : Pfft. You look funny.

Shu : *gasps* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BODY!!

Free : *sweat drop* Sorry, didn't mean it that way

Lui : *looks at Valt (Shu)* You think you can do it with that body of yours?

Valt : *can't reach the countertop* ....... Bring me a chair or something... Blame you Valt why did you stop growing up.

Shu : I SAID STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BODY!! YOU JERKS ARE TALL AS GIRAFFES!!

Free : *clenches his ears* Ouch. Not with that voice Valt

Valt : What's wrong with my voice?! What are you saying Free de la Hoya? My voice is ugly? Horrible? Can't bear?

Free : It's not it! What I mean is, your voice is too deep. With valt screaming- never mind.

Lui : Jesus. Shu your anger is bigger than your height. *Sweet revenge* *tease him a bit* move outta the way, shrimp.

Shu and Valt : Shrimp?! Who are you calling shrimp!?

Lui : *sweat drop on da cheek* Well..

Free : Both of them are reacting.

After sometime.......

Valt : *serves the dishes* *sat beside Lui* hm.

Free : I can eat the food Shu made right?

Lui : Yeah yeah Whatever.

Shu : *eats the food like a feral animal that doesn't have ate anything in ages* yum yum yum! Ahh soo tasty!!! Ah what's this? Oh it looks tasty too! *Eats too fast*

Lui : *drops the spoon, losing his appetite* .... well shit.

Free : Eat slowly, you don't wanna choke on your food now do you?

Valt : VALT!!! DON'T EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL WITH MY FACE!!! DON'T SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!! BAKA DON'T EAT TOO MUCH!! I'M ON A DAMN DIET!!! *Too stressed to see his body behaving like that*

Lui : Usually I don't mind it if its Valt because I've been used to see him like that. But now it's Shu, it completely weirds me out.

Free : True, but can't do anything. Valt loves being himself.

Valt : Not in my body!!

Shu : Oh! Shu you don't want it? *Takes a bite from Shu's* let me help myself!

Valt : That's it for you! Don't eat too much! I said I'm on a diet!! *Takes the plate*

Shu : *whines* EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH??!!!! I'm not even stuffed yet! I'm hungry!!! Gimme fooooood!!

Valt : No! If you're hungry go eat the bananas or meditate. It will help.

Shu : NOO!! I WANT FOOOD!! *Big pouts*

Lui : Just give him it, Shu. That's nearly not even enough for Valt.

Free : Yeah, you don't even look that fat. You're perfect in shape.

Valt : Didn't you called me heavy? *Sighs* Fine. But you have to do the workouts afterwards no skipping. Got it?

Shu : *Happy Valt noises* YEAAAH! OKEY DOKEY!

Valt : Valt please, don't... Control your facial expressions..

Lui : Hahaha, it's funny to see you like that Snowflake.

Valt : Don't annoy me.

Free : Shu come on smile a little. A day can't pass without seeing Valty smiling.

Valt : I'm not Valt you know-

Lui : *puts his hand over Valt's shoulder, pulling him closer* *kiss him*

Valt : Mhp-

Shu : *eating peacefully* Yum yum.

Free : That's my kiss baka *kicks Lui in the leg*

Lui : *broke the kiss and growls at Free* That's my snowflake, what's wrong with me kissing my love?!

Free : You do remember Shu is in my valty's body.

Valt : I don't see why you two are fighting over who is who, aren't we all dating each other..? *Blushing from the sudden kiss* Lui don't. I'll kill you if you surprise me with kiss again!

Lui : Did I scared my petty boyfriend?~

Shu : *pointing the fork at Lui* Talk shit about my body and I will kill you!

Lui : Seeing Shu threaten me like that, turns me on. *Smirks*

Free : Past speaks better.

Valt : Don't you dare touch Valt or my body, I swear Lui shirosagi

Free : For this, I'm supporting you Shu.

Lui : Eh, ganging up on me? Bring it on.

Shu : I'm on Lui's side! Hehe!

Lui : *smirks proudly* See. Know your place. Heh.

Valt (Shu) and Free : Oh Valt... *Sighs*

Shu : *making cute funny faces* HEHE!~

Valt : Don't make me look weird Valty


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