Body swap AU ! Shu and Valt swapped their bodies.
Free : *like always exhausted with life* Lui
Lui : Hm? *Making breakfast because it's his turn. The only person after Shu that knows cooking in house* (A/n : Valt and Free are banned from the kitchen)
Free : It's cold *points at the milk*
Lui : Heat it then.
Free : That's right *hands the milk glass to the white tyrant* *smiling innocently*
Lui : *looks at Free then at the milk glass and then back at Free* Are you kidding me? Go do it bastard! *Kicks him friendly*
Free : Ouch. You know Shu literally said I shouldn't step my feet into the kitchen.
Lui : *with a plain straight face* And where do you think you're standing? Heaven? (Free is right beside Lui who is cooking rn)
Free : *looks down and realised his mistake* Oops. *Hops on the countertop* Done. Here.
Lui : For real- I'll kill you. Stop messing around I'm busy right now can't you see?
Free : It will only take a minute or two.
Lui : Do it yourself. I'm busy.
Free : Then I'll drink it cold.
Lui : You will die.
Free : I'm not Valt to believe those half baked lies you know.
Lui : You have became too lazy! *Snatches the glass and microwave it* Geez. How the hell Shu even deal with you all.
Free : He's a hard working person, after all.
*Loud thud noises*
Free : Earth quake?
Lui : Guess Valt tripped over the stairs again.
Free : How in the world he survives that thing? I'd be in bed for another week, if I were him.
Lui : Another excuse to stay in bed *jabs him*
Valt from the other room : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY CROTCH!!!! AAAHHH FRICK MY BACK!!!!!! OH NOO MY LEGS ARE CRAMPED!!!!!
Free : *hissed at the description of pain* Fuck that's gonna hurt like hell.
Lui : It's his fault, how many time have we warned him to watch his step. Not to mention he literally picks it as a habit every single morning.
Free : Should we go check on him?
Lui : He isn't a toddler. Valt will be just fine.
Free : Insensitive jerk *muttered with a pointed glare*
Lui : *spat him* I heard that Hoya! *Growls* No food for you, starve to death!
Free : Haah?! I'll order food then.
Lui : Yeah whatever. Don't you dare touch the food I made afterwards.
Free : "Cruelty" in human form.
Lui : Why you-
The door opens and Shu comes in....
Lui : Shu don't feed this guy.
Free : Eh? Shu don't listen to that guy. He's being cruel.
Shu : *sniffled*
Lui and Free : Did you just- why are you crying?!! (Panicked because Shu has never cried in front of them-anyone so if he's crying the problem must be a big deal.)
Shu : Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! *Ugly crying*
Free : I'm sorry, don't cry! *Hugs Shu and tries to calm him down*
Lui : What's wrong- Omg you look ugly when you cry. *Trying his best to not make him cry more but can't help it, Because Shu looks like child* There there.. I never know there's gonna be a day where I'd see you crying like a brat.
Free : That doesn't help you know
Lui : Sorry. *Gets serious* Don't cry, Snowflake. We are here, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, We will still love you.
Free : Luii *glare*
Lui : *Clears his throat, gets serious for real this time* Ahem. So, what's wrong Shu?
Shu : I-I f-fell o-off *sniffles* th-yhe stai-rr.. *cries*
Lui and Free : Huh-
Free : You.. must be exhausted and over worked yourself.. *sweat drop* let's get you to bed, maybe it will be fine if you take some rest.
Lui : This is not so like you, Shu.
Shu : *still crying*
Valt : Oh no! I over slept. Lui sorry! I'll make the breakfast- *opens the door* huh- *looks at his body crying with his boyfriends consoling* W-what the..
Free : Morning Valty.
Lui : Why are apologizing? You over sleep everyday it's not unusual you know.
Shu : *looks up from his crying* Me?
Valt : *blinking* *realization slaps hard on his face* *touches his body* Ah!?!!!
Lui and Free : *looks confused* Eh?
Valt : Valt what are you doing in my body?!
Shu : T-that's what I was going to ask you??!
Free : You two doing some sort of prank?
Shu and Valt : NO!
Lui : I knew it, something was wrong.
Free : Didn't know people do body swapping sort of stuffs for fun.
Valt (Shu) : WHO DOES THAT FOR FUN?!
Shu (Valt) : Hehe yeah who does?! But it would be sooo funn! Heh!
Lui : *looks at Valt* So you're Shu? *Then at Shu* You're Valt?
Shalt : Yes!
Free : I see. Valty come to me?
Shu : Here! ヾ(*'O'*)/ hehe!
Free : *hugs Sh- Valt* Woah, you're heavy Valt.
Valt : *with a newspaper roll, hits Free's head* Baka! Who are you calling heavy!?
Free : *rubs his aching head* That's rude you know
Valt : WHO IS BEING RUDE?! ME OR YOU? (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Lui : Shu's temper has gotten worst isn't it? *Sweat drop*
Shu : Yeahhh! Shu is soo angry!! Mwahh *snuggles Free like he always does*
Valt : Don't annoy me!
Free : Don't scold the child *hugs Valt in Shu's body, protectively*
Shu : Yeah! I'll cry! *Pouts*
Valt : *snaps the newspaper roll into two* Why you-
Lui : Val- Ahem, Shu wait. We need to know the cause. When did you two swapped bodies? How long has it been? Did you two eat something weird?
Valt : I don't even realise that we swapped bodies at first, though it was strange that everything feel different all of a sudden, since I was in a rush I didn't take notice of it. No, I didn't eat anything weird.
Shu : Me too! Me too! (。・ω・。)
Free : If it's something like a curse then it might have a time limit or something
Valt : Hm, it could be that. Although, if it really does have a time limit then, a day or two. Or at rare case it could last for a long period of time. If it's not the case, then there should be a way to reverse the curse.
Lui : Kiss. Princess turns the frog into a prince after all, so why not try it?
Valt : We aren't a princess neither a frog. Lui.
Shu : I wanna be the frog! So I can turn into a beautiful hero!
Free : Its kind of weird to see Shu talking like Valt...
Lui : I know right..
Valt : Valt try not to act weird at least..
Shu : Why?! I love being myself you know!! *Pouts* Humph!
Lui and Free : Cute~
Valt : *face palms* don't just give me 'humphs' you idiot.
Shu : *sniffs* Something's burning?
Lui : HOLY FUCK! *dashes to the kitchen and put off the fire...*
Free : What about my milk?
Lui : Wha- *takes out it out*
Shu : *gasps* ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S NO BREAKFAST?!?!?!? *dramatic pause*
Valt : Don't yell with my voice!
Lui : It's not totally burnt, still edible to eat. *The food it completely burnt* I guess not..
Free : *smirks* That's what happens when you act like a jerk to me.
Lui : It's all that morons fault for driving me out of the kitchen and making such a racket!
Valt : How can you be so careless! Oh god. Hand it over, I'll make spaghetti. *Goes to the kitchen being petty person he became.*
Free : Pfft. You look funny.
Shu : *gasps* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BODY!!
Free : *sweat drop* Sorry, didn't mean it that way
Lui : *looks at Valt (Shu)* You think you can do it with that body of yours?
Valt : *can't reach the countertop* ....... Bring me a chair or something... Blame you Valt why did you stop growing up.
Shu : I SAID STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BODY!! YOU JERKS ARE TALL AS GIRAFFES!!
Free : *clenches his ears* Ouch. Not with that voice Valt
Valt : What's wrong with my voice?! What are you saying Free de la Hoya? My voice is ugly? Horrible? Can't bear?
Free : It's not it! What I mean is, your voice is too deep. With valt screaming- never mind.
Lui : Jesus. Shu your anger is bigger than your height. *Sweet revenge* *tease him a bit* move outta the way, shrimp.
Shu and Valt : Shrimp?! Who are you calling shrimp!?
Lui : *sweat drop on da cheek* Well..
Free : Both of them are reacting.
After sometime.......
Valt : *serves the dishes* *sat beside Lui* hm.
Free : I can eat the food Shu made right?
Lui : Yeah yeah Whatever.
Shu : *eats the food like a feral animal that doesn't have ate anything in ages* yum yum yum! Ahh soo tasty!!! Ah what's this? Oh it looks tasty too! *Eats too fast*
Lui : *drops the spoon, losing his appetite* .... well shit.
Free : Eat slowly, you don't wanna choke on your food now do you?
Valt : VALT!!! DON'T EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL WITH MY FACE!!! DON'T SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!! BAKA DON'T EAT TOO MUCH!! I'M ON A DAMN DIET!!! *Too stressed to see his body behaving like that*
Lui : Usually I don't mind it if its Valt because I've been used to see him like that. But now it's Shu, it completely weirds me out.
Free : True, but can't do anything. Valt loves being himself.
Valt : Not in my body!!
Shu : Oh! Shu you don't want it? *Takes a bite from Shu's* let me help myself!
Valt : That's it for you! Don't eat too much! I said I'm on a diet!! *Takes the plate*
Shu : *whines* EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH??!!!! I'm not even stuffed yet! I'm hungry!!! Gimme fooooood!!
Valt : No! If you're hungry go eat the bananas or meditate. It will help.
Shu : NOO!! I WANT FOOOD!! *Big pouts*
Lui : Just give him it, Shu. That's nearly not even enough for Valt.
Free : Yeah, you don't even look that fat. You're perfect in shape.
Valt : Didn't you called me heavy? *Sighs* Fine. But you have to do the workouts afterwards no skipping. Got it?
Shu : *Happy Valt noises* YEAAAH! OKEY DOKEY!
Valt : Valt please, don't... Control your facial expressions..
Lui : Hahaha, it's funny to see you like that Snowflake.
Valt : Don't annoy me.
Free : Shu come on smile a little. A day can't pass without seeing Valty smiling.
Valt : I'm not Valt you know-
Lui : *puts his hand over Valt's shoulder, pulling him closer* *kiss him*
Valt : Mhp-
Shu : *eating peacefully* Yum yum.
Free : That's my kiss baka *kicks Lui in the leg*
Lui : *broke the kiss and growls at Free* That's my snowflake, what's wrong with me kissing my love?!
Free : You do remember Shu is in my valty's body.
Valt : I don't see why you two are fighting over who is who, aren't we all dating each other..? *Blushing from the sudden kiss* Lui don't. I'll kill you if you surprise me with kiss again!
Lui : Did I scared my petty boyfriend?~
Shu : *pointing the fork at Lui* Talk shit about my body and I will kill you!
Lui : Seeing Shu threaten me like that, turns me on. *Smirks*
Free : Past speaks better.
Valt : Don't you dare touch Valt or my body, I swear Lui shirosagi
Free : For this, I'm supporting you Shu.
Lui : Eh, ganging up on me? Bring it on.
Shu : I'm on Lui's side! Hehe!
Lui : *smirks proudly* See. Know your place. Heh.
Valt (Shu) and Free : Oh Valt... *Sighs*
Shu : *making cute funny faces* HEHE!~
Valt : Don't make me look weird Valty
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