The living room was darkened and there's a big tent in the middle of the room, With decorating lights around.

Valt : Welcome to my hypno therapy world, You humans~

Shu : Oh well who gonna clean this mess after you done playing valty?

Valt : Ah! Shu don't ruin the mood!! *pouts*

Shu : Alright fine.

Valt : Hm! Now come on sit down in front of this Crystal ball.

Free : Is that Zoey's crystal ball?

Valt : Yesh! I borrowed from her, now now let me foresee your future.

Lui : I don't believe in this stuffs.

Valt : Oh no!!

Shu : What's wrong?!

Valt : Its says that Lui will get bad luck

Lui : I don't care.

Free : Bad luck, don't see black cat and mirror, Sharkie.

Shu : Black cat? Oh I remember that Daigo told me take of his cat because he have to take care his brother.

The black cat : Meow~ *purs* meow~

Lui : I have cat allergy- Achoo!! Achoo!! Shoo sho!

The black cat : *scratches lui's face* meow! *walks away*

Lui : ........... it's just that cat is jealous of my handsome face.

Valt : You are on bad luck today Lui be careful.

Shu and Free : Oof poor sharkie.

Lui : Shut up I still don't believe in this lame stuffs.

Valt : Ahh!!!

Lui, Shu, Free : What now?!!

Valt : Lui I'm sorry for you... you're too bad luck...

Lui : What's wrong?

Shu and Free : Hm?

Valt : Zoey is working on a Fralt, shalt book.....

Lui : .........

Shu and Free : Oh really!!! That's awesome!! Good luck!

Lui : .........AHHHH!!!!! I'M GONNA DELETE THAT BOOK RIGHT NOW!

Valt : No don't, today's your bad luck day..

Lui : *slams his hand on the table* Tell me what to do to get rid of this bad luck?!

Valt : *hands him good luck charm* take this, your bad luck will leave you.

Lui : okay. *was about to take it*

Valt : Ahem. You gotta pay for that item sir, $10

Lui : for the sake of lualt, here *hands him his money and buys the lucky charm* it will work right?

Valt : Yes of course sir. Here look at yourself, There's a lualt book magically appeared now.

Lui : Thats worth it. Alright I'm relieved now.

Shu and Free : *sweat drops at Lui* Someone said they don't believe in this stuffs?

Lui : Well I did it for the sake of lualt shippers.

Shu and Free : I see *doesn't believe him one bit*

Valt : Alright I'm gonna hypnotize you, sir. *points at Free*

Free : Hm?

Valt : From this I'll make you sleep-

Free : thanks but no thanks. I can sleep naturally. *falls asleep*

Valt : H-heyy!! That's cheating!!

Shu : He can't hear you valty...

Valt : Aww mann.. alright then my next customer, Shu~ *sits on his lap*

Shu : V-valty..

Valt : Stay calm and look at this coin okay?

Shu : Okay.

Lui : *looks at them* Is that my coin?

Valt : Hey c'mon Lui!! Don't you share your coin with your valty?

Lui : If course I'll do anything for my valty. You can have it, sweetheart.

Shu (thinks) : Sometimes I wonder is that Valt's cuteness lure Lui into his trap or its Lui basically naive....

Valt : Alright, Shu keep looking at this coin got it?

Shu : Mhm.

Valt : keep looking at it, you will feel something.. you feel like sleeping... you are sleepy... you are very sleepy... *tries to hypnotize Shu*

Lui : *watches valt doing it care fully* .....

Shu (thinks) : Innocent valty he doesn't really learn how to hypnotize properly. It didn't work on me.

Valt : You are getting sleepy…very sleepy…you also want to give me $20…

Shu : Haha, nice try, valty.

Valt : Huh?!! But how is this possible?!! You're supposed to be hypnotized....!!

Lui : *gives $20 to valt* here *was hypnotized instead*

Shu and Valt : *looks at each other than at lui* .....

Free : *wakes up* Huh? Oh thank you Lui *gets the money* I'll go buy some French fries.

Shu : what just happened...? You tried to hypnotize me but Lui get hypnotized but how?

Valt : Hehe... that's my specialty! *chase after Free* HEYYY!!! GIVE THAT MONEY BACK!! DON'T EAT YOUR OWN KIND FREEEEE!!!

Shu : hm.. what am I gonna do now? *looks at Lui*

Lui : *still hypnotized*

Shu : *a very very very very evil idea pops up in his mind* Lui~

Lui : Yes?

Shu : hehehe~

The next day~

Shu : *serving break fast* Valty your favourite one, spaghetti.

Valt : Thank you Shuu! *eats it happily*

Free : *eats his food peacefully*

*lui enters the dinning room*

Lui : *having a bad head ache* Geez my head hurts as frick.. *sits on his chair and eat his food*

Shu : Morning slave~

Free and Valt : *cough cough* Nani?!

Lui : *same reaction as Free and Valt* Excuse me?

Shu : Eat your food my dear slave.

Lui : Who the hell are you calling a slave, kurenai!!!

Shu : Its you shirosagi, my slave.

Free and valt : Um... what is going on here..?

Lui : kurenai don't be ridiculous.

Shu : *took out his phone* *shows a video of lui wearing a sexy maid costume and dancing to baby shark song, yelling "I LOVE MY MASTER, SHU!"* You say it by yourself.

Free, Valt : *burst out laughing* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Lui : *his brain shut down.* *his whole body turned bright red and streams are coming out of his head* *embarrassed as hell, wants to jump of the tallest building ever existed*

Shu : *shows the next video* *the background music, 'Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo'~* *Lui's half naked* "I love my Master Shu" "I'm my master's obedient Slave" "Ahh... master please hurt me more... ahh"*

Lui : *mentally screams and slaps himself* *cussing at himself* *wants to die in a hole*

Free : *puts earphones on valt's ears and cover his eyes* Its inappropriate for my baby Valty

Shu : Ah~ yesterday was like a dream come true.

Lui : *making weird noise* system.. corrupted.. please reboot.. system corrupted.. please reboot... *chants*

Shu : *Kiss him* There you go~

Lui : *falls off the chair* data deleting process... 30% data deleting process 79% data deleting process 90% data deleting process 100% data deleting process completed successfully.

Free : Stop overreacting Sharkie.

Valt : hm? What did you say free? *listening to baby shark song on full volume* hm?

Free : nothing sweetheart.

Shu : I'm gonna send this every single person in my contact list and soon the whole world gonna see this! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Lui : DON'T YOU *U*KING DARE *I*CH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shu : *runs away from him while laughing* Come get it yourself sharkie~

Lui : KURENAI GET HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!! YOU *OTHER*U*KER!!!!!!! THIS IS B*LL*HIT!!!!!! *U*K OFF!!!! *cussing like there's no tomorrow.... please innocent beans don't hear those stuffs uwu*

Free : This is all Valt's fault... *sighs* but you're too cute I can't help it. *feeds valt his food and eat his own food, while watch Lui chasing Shu* hmm. I need that video.

Shu : Don't worry Free! Here I send it to you!

Lui : KURENAI!!!! *ITCH!!!!!

Free : Oh thanks Shu.

Shu : Your welcome! Catch me if you can sharkie~ I'm good at running.

Lui : AHHHH!!!!!!! *gets his weapons ready* PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DEATH KURENAI SHOE!!!!!

Valt : *munch* *munch* yummy. Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo~ baby shark doo doo doo doo~

Lui : *stares at Valt* ......

Shu : *laughing in the background*

Free : *chuckles patting Valt* Good boy valty.

Valt : *listens to the song and sings along*

Zoey : XDDDD SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF AT THIS POINT!!! HAHAHAHA!!! SORRY LUI!!! 😂

I almost fell off my bed while writing this part lol it was funny lmao