Valt : I shall interview my short temper boyfriend, The Great Lui shirosagi!

Lui : Valty what are you doing this time? *washing dishes*

Shu : *cooking dinner* Haha, I suppose its going to be fun.

Free : I guess so. Let's enjoy our little interviewer doing his job *sits on the counter*

Valt : So my first question, Who do you love?

Lui : Of course you, valty.

Valt : Noo! I mean your school crush or anything!

Lui : ......

Shu and Free : Ohh.. interesting.

Lui : Shut up! I don't have any crush I swear

Valt : *breaks the fourth wall* See told you, he's such a short temper, viewers!. Aight at least tell me who you used to have crush in your class?

Lui : Should I have to answer this one?

Shu and Free : *nod*

Valt : Yes!

Lui : Fine. There's a guy in my class I used to love.

Shu, Free, Valt : WHO IS THAT?

Lui : *smirks* He is quite handsome~

Valt : WHO IS THAT GUY?

Lui : The Great Lui shirosagi, himself.

Shu : *facepalm*

Free : *sighs* I really should have guessed that...

Valt : eh? There are two luis in your class? *innocent smol bean*

Lui : The what-

Free : pttf-

Shu : no valty... he said he love himself...

Valt : Eh?! How can he love himself?!

Shu : Nevermind...

Lui : Our smol bean is so innocent to understand me.

Free : You goddamn shark-

Valt : Aight second question, Did you ever wear a bra?

Free and Shu : *hysterically laughing*

Lui : *blushing hell* WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!?!?!!?!

Valt : *pouts* silas told me to ask you that...

Shu : When did you even talk with him?!

Free : We gotta protect our valty's innocence...

(Silas : ARE YOU SAYING I'M A DIRTY PERVERT?!!? YOU HOYA!!)

Lui : I'm off to kill him!

Valt : Wait!! Don't..!!

Shu : Valty what's your third question?

Valt : Oh! Its-

Lui : Do not question non sense you get that?

Valt : *nod* o-okay!

Free : *hit lui* don't scare our valty!

Lui : ara ara..

Shu : Baby shark doo doo doo~

Lui : *pissed off* Shoe kurenai!!!

Shu : SHARK SHIROSAGI!!!!

Free : meh.... kids these days...

Valt : speaking of that! Lui my third question is what's your age?

Shu and Free : *smirks*

Lui : I'm um.. 17 you see.

Valt : Wait what?!

Free : you liar~ I do know your actual age~

Shu : Me too~

Valt : What's his actually age?

Lui : Hoya Kurenai I swear!!

Valt : Shuuu Freee tell meh!! I wanna know!!

Shu : Hints, He is younger than you.

Lui : screw you KURENAI!!!

Valt : *Le gasps*

Free : did you get it valty?

Valt : no to be honest.

Lui : I-...

Shu : This is why I told you to listen to our math class!

Valt : Hehe..

Free : He is 10~

Valt : WHAT?

A/N : They're from first season.

Lui : So what? I do know a lot stuffs than you, valty!~

Valt : you're younger than me! XDDD

Shu : Yeah. Our baby sharks~

Free : Our new baby smol bean~

Lui : *annoyed* Zoey!!!!!!!!!!

Zoey : Meh what?

Lui : Turn me older than these guys!

Zoey : I can't do that-

Lui : Want to die?

Zoey : Ugh fine!! *turns Lui older than Free since he's the oldest one here* there you go.

Shu, Free : Hey you artificial old lui!

Valt : Lui....

Lui : *age : 19* What, kiddos?~

Free, Shu, Valt : Not fair.

Lui : Its all fair and square.

Zoey : *slips out* I guess my work is done here. Imma continue to search for my brain-

Valt : Older Lui I love you!

Lui : Love you too!

Shu : Oi I love you too valty!

Valt : Hehe, Love you too Shu!

Free : Love you Valty

Valt : Love you too Free!