Aiga : *whistling casually snooping around the kitchen because he's too bored* Hm? *Notices the antique tea cup with an exquisite floral design on it* Oh wow it looks sick! *Takes it out of the cupboard* Ehh So Shu has this sort of collections huh? *Accidentally drops it while he examined it closely* HOLY FUCK!?!

Fubuki : What's wrong?! *Panicked protective husband mode on* Aiga are you oka- *Looks at the broken cup on the floor* OH SHIT!! ITS SHU SAN'S FAVOURITE ONE AIGA!!! *Still in a whispering yell*

Aiga : I totally didn't mean to break it!!

Fubuki : He's gonna be pretty upset with this!! Oh no what am I supposed to tell Shu San?!! *Anxiously pacing around the kitchen*

Aiga : *digs into shelves, searching for something*

Fubuki : Aiga what are you doing?!

Aiga : Shut up and go fetch some glue. It will do fine as long we fix it back!

Fubuki : But what if it breaks when Shu San is using it?

Aiga : He will believe that he broke it himself! Simple.

Fubuki : That's so wrong you know! We have to go and apologize to Shu San properly- *cut off by a hand on his mouth*

Aiga : I can't go around and do lame stuff! What will the kids think about my image as their leader?! (A/n : "Kids" = "The protagonist squad")

Fubuki : You broke it in the first place and you're trying to push the blame on someone?!

Aiga : If we fix it problem solved. Stop being a worry wart and help me! It's not like I'm asking you to do a crime or sin!

Fubuki : But still!

Aiga : Fine. You go apologize to your Shu San.

Fubuki : Of course I'm going to!

Aiga : *rolls his eyes* Jesus. I need a more understanding partner. You go and do your thing and after that make sure you bring the divorce documents.

Fubuki : Where's that coming from? We are married just the past month!

Aiga : Shu San or me?

Fubuki : *A nerve wrecking moment of hard decision making time* ....... *Brings the glue* here.

Aiga : Atta boy. *fixed the broken cup*

Sometime later..........

Free : Lui *poking his thigh (his head rests on Lui's lap)*

Lui : *groans* Yeah? *Reading a Beyblade magazine*

Free : Can you fetch me the rice crackers?

Lui : Go get it yourself, Free

Free : But I'm sleeping..

Lui : With your eyes open and mouth demanding?

Free : Can't sleep on an empty stomach you know *pokes Lui's abs* Don't you love me?

Lui : No. Absolutely hate you.

Free : Not even for your dear boyfriend?

Lui : Yes not even if you're the god of the world.

Free : I feel unloved.

Lui : That's the purpose of this conversation.

Free : If only Shu or Valt was here. They would have been nice to me and took good care of me. Huh *dramatic sigh*

Lui : ..... Good grief. *Goes to the kitchen* You owe me one, damnit.

Free : Thank you *with a cute smile*

Lui : Gives me creeps *grumbles but loves it secretly* Where is that shit?

Free : On the right side shelf.

Lui : Moron you have legs you could have walked here and get it yourself. Valt and Shu have indulged you a lot.

Free : *chuckles* Yeah you say it while you literally spoil me even more~

Lui : It's the first and last time for you, get the fact over your hollow head.

Free : Roger.

Lui : *shuffles through the cupboard, his hand slightly pushed that certain cup and it fell down* *clack* Oh shi- it's broken.

Free, walks into the kitchen : *whistles* You broke Shu's favourite tea cup.

Lui : Shut up its all your fault!

Free : You. Broke. It.

Lui : I wouldn't have came here if it's not for your dumbass asking that shit!

Free : *looks at the broken tea cup* Oh. This one is a keepsake of Shu's grandmother...

Lui : Oh god. This is getting worse.

Free : What are you going to do, Lui shirosagi?

Lui : I'll kill you! Help me moron!

Free : I'm just an eyewitness.

Lui : Damn you!!!

*Idea pops in*

Lui : Go get a glue!

Free : To stick my mouth shut?

Lui : Don't give me ideas, darling. I might need to erase the evidence too, though.

Free : Huh- *toss the glue* just what exactly are you plotting?

Lui : *fixes the broken cup* There all done.

Free : I don't think Shu is that blind to not notice the cracks on it.

Lui : Of course I know. I have another plan.

Valt : I'm home!

Lui : Speaks of the devil~

Free : Huh- *blinks, confused*

Lui : Valty, come over here.

Free : Wait you aren't planning to-

Lui : That's right. Since its Valt, Shu won't kill him, let alone scold him.

Free : So you are fully convinced that if it's You who broke the thing, Shu will murder you?

Lui : Obviously. If it was my thing I would definitely kill whoever broke it. *Shush him* He's coming, pretend like nothing happened.

Free : Not my baby Valty, you evil.

Lui : I'll murder you! *Put the cup back into its place*

Valt : Hey guys! What are you doing here? *Cheerful as ever*

Lui : We are looking for the rice crackers, do you know where it is?

Valt : Oh! I ate it yesterday.

Lui and Free : ....

Valt : I was so hungry last night!

Lui : Alright. Why don't you brew us a cup of tea?

Valt : But I don't know how though

Lui : *kicks Free* Ahem.

Free : We can look up into the internet for help?

Valt : Oh that's cool! Okay let's try it! What do we need?

Lui : We might need that beautiful thing *points at the tea cup* go set them on the table, we will bring the essentials.

Valt : Oh! It's Shu's favourite cup! He said I can drink tea from it sometime! *Takes the cup* *it broke* AAAHHHH?!!!!?!!!!!?

Lui : Oh my, looks like you broke the delicate cup, Valty. Poor thing.

Free : *glares at Lui* Seriously.

Valt : *horror stricken face, gasps* I-i-i-.... D-di-didn't m-me-mean t-to b-break i-it.. *tears brimming into his beautiful hazel eyes*

Lui : *pat his shoulder* Xander is a bad influence on you. See what you did.

Free : I know you didn't mean to do that, I'm sorry Valty...

Valt : Shu's gonna disown me!! *Cries loudly*

Lui : No he won't, don't worry. He will murder you instead.

Free : No guilt at all *mutters*

Valt : *dramatic pause, gasping* WHAAAAA-

Lui : What are you gonna do now?

Free : Moron.

Valt : *whimpers* J-just tell him someone kidnapped me for like a ransom and they asked for Shu's favourite tea cup instead of money. So you give them and they released me! *Comes up with a strategy*

Lui : Even an idiot won't believe it.

Valt : T-then how about this! I'll leave a message note and go disappear

Free : That's not happening.

Valt : *scratching his head* Aahhh!! Shu's gonna kill me!!!! Why I have to be so useless!! I broke his favourite thing!! What if he goes back to Red eye?!?! And comes to hunt me?!!

Free : Shu loves you, he won't. Hopefully.

Lui : That's right. Just tell him you're sorry and he will forgive you. If he doesn't, I'll help you.

Valt : *With teary eyes* R-really?! Thank you Lui you're such a nice person!!

Free : Nice, my ass.

After Shu comes home........

Shu : I'm home, guys.

Valt : *on his knees, head bowed down on the floor* SHU I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!

Shu : Woah- *takes a step back* Uh.. why are you sorry, Valty?

Valt : I did something bad..

Shu : *sighs* Did you forgot to clean your room?

Valt : No that's not it but I did forgot to clean my room..

Shu : Did you lost your wallet?

Valt : No I have it!

Shu : Then, did you make a mess out of my kitchen?

Valt : Not really but almost close..

Shu : Tell me what you did.

Valt : Will you scold me?

Shu : I won't. Just tell me *wipes his teary eyes with a soft look. He did expect something like that coming anyway*

Valt : PLEASE DON'T DISOWN MEE!! DON'T KILL ME TOO!!! PLEASE DON'T HATE MEE!!! I'M SORRY!! I REALLY AM!!

Shu : I promise I won't do anything like that and stop crying. Even If you say you killed someone and hide their body in our kitchen, I won't get mad at you (A/N : Just trying to make Valt feel okay but not literally meant it. Killing isn't Valt's thing so rest assured.)

Valt : I... I... I broke.. y-your favourite tea cup...

Shu : My favourite tea cup?

Free : *shows the broken cup* It's a keepsake of your grandmother, right?

Shu : Oh, this one... Yeah. It is a keepsake of my grandmother.

Lui : Valt doesn't meant to break it, it was an accident.

Valt : I'm so sorry Shu!! *Crying*

Shu : *laughs*

Valt, Lui, Free : Huh what?

Shu : I can't believe you actually worried for nothing. *Wipes his tear drop from the laughing*

Lui : What do you mean, Shu?

Shu : *grabs the tea cup* You see, I broke this thing really long time ago. Like two or three months. I just used the glue and fixed it. Since its a keepsake I didn't really have any purpose to use it.

Valt : T-that means you're not mad at me, are you?

Shu : *pat his head* Of course. Things like this doesn't matter to me, what really matters is You and them *looks at Lui and Free* Now don't feel sorry and stop crying, Valty.

Lui : *clench his chest* Fuck. We didn't expect this.

Free : Plot twist. If only they know you broke it and put the blame on Valt.

Valt : HAHH?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Lui : That's true. Though if I had know better, I wouldn't did this to you, sorry Valty-

Valt : YOU MORON!!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT!!!

Free : Run for your life, Lui.

Lui : Shut up jerk! It's all your fault!! Valty let's talk!

Valt : *With a knife* I'M GONNA KILL FOR REAL!!!! COME BACK YOU IDIOT!!!

Shu : Wait what happened here?

Free : It's a long story.

Somewhere...

Fubuki : *guilty and stressed* Please forgive me Shu San!!!

Aiga : *playing game with Dante* Yes, let's kill the enemy, Dante! Alright! We got this.

Dante : WAKU! WAKU!! ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/