Valt : *makes sad puppy noise, rolling on the bed covered with blanket*

The trio : *sat there looking at valt*

Valt : You guys are bad!! I hate you all!!! *continues his sad puppy noises*

Shu : Valty... please..

Lui : We didn't do anything wrong..

Free : Forgive us baby..

Valt : you guys left without me!

Shu : You was asleep *hugs valt*

Valt : 😢 you could have wake me up!

Lui : But you look adorable besides you were exhausted *kiss him*

Valt : That's not a proper excuse!

Free : We are sorry, how about we cuddle to cheer you?

Valt : Hmph! Comfort me first!

The trio : sure *cuddles him*

Valt : don't leave me ever again!!

The trio : We won't.

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Asta : What happened, the trio yanderes went on a mission to kill a dude who lays his dirty eye on valt. But they lied to him saying they went to a movie.

Zoey : I love the way they protect valt! UwU

Asta : But they lied to him!!

Zoey : Doesn't matter as long as they cuddle valt me gonna enjoy shipping them!!

Asta : *sighs* something's never change.