Lui : *comes back from his training island* I'm home.
*Giggles*
Lui : Huh? Shu? Valt? Free? *Walks into the living room* What the hell?
Three adorable toddlers : *giggling*
Lui : Bluebell, what in the world did you bring this time? Who's babies are these?
Bluebell (their pet dog) : *innocently tilts her head* woof! *Excited to see Lui* woof! Woof!
Lui : Jesus. How many times I told you not to bring things home with you? Look at you, you brought three kids?! *Scolding the dog* no treat for you.
The dog : *whines sadly* woof..
Lui : Hm? *Feels a tiny hand grabbing his sleeve* This kid looks a lot like Valt.
Baby Shu : *pulls baby Free's cheek* baaa
Lui : *stare* Hold on a damn second- *looks at the other two familiar kids* Shu! Free! And you Valt?
The trio : *giggles*
Shu : *pulls the dog's tail* gah... He he..
Free : *tossing the rabbit doll around because he's bored*  ̄ヘ ̄
Valt : *wants a Upsy Daisy* hah ba ba!
Lui : Hm? *Picks the bluenette up* What the hell happened to you guys?
Valt : *grabs Lui's nose* hehehe...
Lui : Oi stop it or I'll drop you *glare*
Shu : *reaches for Free's rabbit doll* wah
Free : *doesn't want to share his doll* *turns around and continue torturing *ahem* tossing the doll* Hmph
Shu : *pouts* *looks around and grab a magazine* hmph *threw it at Free*
Lui : Shu! Don't throw stuff at Free!
Free : *angry deer noises* *pulls Shu's hair*
Lui : Oi!! Free you can't pull his hair like that!! Dammit
Both of them : *hurting each other in a brat way* gahh!! *Starts crying*
Lui : Oii!! Pipe down brats!!
Valt : *seeing them crying he cries as well* wahhhh
The dog : *howls joining them in sad vibe*
Lui : *left eye twitching* Urusai *so done with kids crying*
A few minutes later...
Lui : *sigh* Now eat this and shut up. I'm gonna go make a call.
Shu, Valt, Free : *chewing cookies*
Bluebell : *gnawing the chewable bone*
Lui : Hello?
Fubuki : Yes? Lui san how are you?
Lui : I'm good, something came up.
Fubuki : Eh? What is it?
Lui : Shu, Valt, Free turned into toddlers and I can't babysit them
Fubuki : Oh no! They became what now?
Suoh : What's wrong? Is that Lui?
Fubuki : Yeah. Um Lui san is there any way to change them back to normal?
Lui : I dunno. But you and the others go find a solution. Meanwhile I'll take care them.
Fubuki : Okay! I'll do my best.
Lui : *puts his phone down and returns back to the living room* HOLY FUCK!!?
Valt : *climbing on the balcony railing*
Free : *nibbling on the plant's leave while playing with the dirt*
Shu : *riding on bluebell like a cowboy*
Lui : *dashes to the balcony, grabbing Valt off the railing* Gotcha! No bluebell stop, SHU!! *chases after the overwhelmed dog, rescued baby Shu* FREE DON'T EAT SHIT!!! *Pulled the baby free up from the dirt*
Another few minutes later....
Lui : *sighed inwardly* That's it. You three stay there.
Le babies : *inside the cradle* *doing something innocently* guu... bwaa...
Lui : *puts the leash on the dog and takes it to the other room* bad girl.
Le doggo : *sad puppy noises*
Sometime later.....
Lui : Finally they slept for god's sake. *Leans on the chair and tries to get some rest*
Baby Shu : *grabs Valt's hair in his sleep*
Baby Valt : *crying* Waaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Lui : What the heck?! What now?! *Panic mom mode* Shu!! Don't pull his hair *tries to uncurl his small hand*
Baby Shu : *crying* uwaaahhh...!!!! *Kicks his legs*
Baby Free : *get kicked on the face-* *crying time* gaaaaahhhh!
Lui : *going insane...* AHH SHUT THE FUCK UP BRATS!! SHU STOP PULLING DAMMIT!! OH SHIT!! LET GO OF VALT!!! FREE DON'T ROLL YOU WILL FALL!!!
A Week later....
Valt : Oh! So this is what happened huh?
Shu : I mean... That's really sad but can't believe Lui patiently took care of us.
Free : So this clearly suggests that Lui can be a mom in the future.
Fubuki : I don't think Lui san will like the sound of it.... *Sweat drop*
Valt : Eh? Speaks of him where's Lui by the way?
With Lui.....
Lui : *laying on his bed with ice bag on his head, looking pale and sick* Kids, My ass. I ain't coming out for another week. *Grumbling*
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