[This is the same AU from the last one]

Rantaro: I have a car. *Has a toy car in his left hand*

Rantaro: I have a Valt Aoi *Has a Valt figurine in his right hand*

Rantaro: Uh! *Bumps the two things together*

Also Rantaro: *Ends up in jail* Hmmm You know I really shouldn't admit my crime to children

[Who were the kiddos? 👀]