nimi cut your pussy bangs
(kunimi, yachi, kenma, yahaba, yamaguchi, y/n)

yahaba
guys
i'm gonna crush my head with a
car door
someone run me over

kenma
i volunteer
it's ok shigi you don't have to go
through this alone

yahaba
no
fuck off
you'll probably sell my body
to science

kunimi
who wouldn't

yahaba
stfu kunimi
go study for finals
dumb bitch

yachi
who hurt you
did you get rejected again 🙁💔

yahaba
NO
well
kinda

y/n
LMFAO
loser

yahaba
ykw y/n
you should be the last person
laughing
you fucking virgin
call me when you're not lonely
and depressed

y/n
who said i was a virgin😒
IM NOT LONLEY EITHER

yahaba
yes you are

denial is the second stage

y/n
i'm not lonely
i got a 6'3 bf with a huge dick i'll
never be lonely again

kunimi
omg i read that wattpad
story too

y/n
IM SERIOUS

kunimi
"mafia boss jungkook x reader.
y/n: 3'0 blonde with ocean blue orbs"

yachi
so we're collectively ignoring that
she didn't deny she was depressed

kenma
that's what therapy is for

y/n
no
that's what dick is for

yachi
bitch what

yahaba
prove it
who's your lil boyfriend

y/n
omfg are you guys dumb
or something
can you not see my ig

kenma
no
we don't even have accounts bc
the dumb bitch writing this shit
didn't make us one

yachi
we're out of character too
fat bitch
watch her do some dumb shit
this chapter

yahaba
rude and for what
kenma ik your not talking with
that b.o.b

kunimi
yachi ik your mad she didn't remember
your name
"blonde girl from haikyuu"
EXTRA

yamaguchi
stop watching my hero and get a life

kunimi
stfu
your mad bc she forgot she added you

your an extra too

kenma
stfu you pussy bang having bitch

y/n
all of you stfu
she likes rin more than any of
you anyway

yahaba
bitch
just bc of that

yahaba added oikawa

oikawa
where's my wife

y/n
EW NO GO AWYA

oikawa
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

y/n
NO I DONT

oikawa
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO
DO FOR YOU TO LOVE ME

y/n
kys

y/n removed oikawa

yamaguchi
gworl whut😧

y/n
who tf are you

yachi
y'all she got whiplash from the dick

kenma
ig her bf rlly is 6'3
i bet you his hand is the size
of my face
OR MY ASS

kunimi
no bc imagine how hot he is
tall people are always hot

yamaguchi
no bc having to crank your whole
neck to look up a him
it would be so easy to give someone
that tall head

yahaba
imagine he sees the messages

y/n
what the actual fuck
yall are the mfs she met at
nationals? 💀

yachi
idk yall
y/n seems off
like she's not y/n

kunimi
imagine her bf has has phone rn
i'd actually kms

y/n
her bf does have her phone rn
you guys are weird asf

kenma

ur lying
i'm gonna fucking throw myself
off a bridge

y/n
i'm not lying
deadass

yahaba
are you 6'3
tell me rn

y/n
yes...🧍‍♀️

yachi
omfg
istg if i saw this man when i woke
up everyday i'd bust

i can cosplay as y/n btw

yamaguchi
OMFG
OWA OWA 🐕

kunimi
i just turned 18 btw
like rn
we can date now

y/n
idk how to react

kenma
i do really good on my knees btw

y/n
oh
that's nice
i think

kenma
weird way to propose but yes

y/n
i'm just gonna
go
bye

yachi
DONT LEAVE ME HERE

y/n
ik you guys did not just hit on my
bf while i was with his mom
i fucking hate all of you

yamaguchi
y/n where'd you get him i
want one too

y/n
y'all he looks traumatized

yachi
tell him to come back i can comfort
him❤️

kenma
back off we're engaged

y/n
both of you fuck off

can you tell i'm running out of ideas
and beomgyu looks nothing like rin but i didn't know who else to use😔

anyway ty ily👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩