“Okay so you need to unwrap your presents now.” I shout to Evie as Katy pulled her over to the sofa’s.

“Please be nice to me girls.”

“Oh hush, you love it.” I grin as she sits next to me

One by one we handed her some presents, some gorgeous jewellery, perfume, all the joke presents you could find...the veil, the L plate, the bride to be sash.

“Oh my god Liv.” Evie gasped as she opened my present to her.

“What?” I replied, pretending to be shocked

“I can’t wear this.” She laughs holding up some rather slutty lingerie

“Why not?” Ruby asked laughing

“I’m four months pregnant.”

“So, you probably were wearing something along the lines of this in the first place that got you up the duffer.” Katy giggled

“Cheeky bugger.” Evie laughed throwing a pillow at her

“True though.” I laugh winking at her before taking a sip of my champagne

We were all very tipsy now apart from Evie who was on J2O’s. “Okay girls...you ready for the games?” Emma shouts over the music

“Hell yes.” Jess replied

“Okay Evie, we have a few cheeky games to play. With us enjoying a few Anne Summer parties over the years, we’ve nicked a couple of the games.”

“Oh god.” Evie laughed, shaking her head slightly

“You’ll love it.” Mimi giggles downing the remaining of her drink before filling it up again.

“Okay what’s first?” Evie grins

“Knicker swop” I shout pulling out four giant pairs of old women’s underwear.

“I remember this one.” Ruby laughs

“Okay so ladies, we need to get into two teams. On top of your clothes you need to put on both pairs on knickers, then take the first pair off before the second pair. First to get to the end wins the first round.”

We split into two teams, me and Evie being on opposite teams with my team having one more girl due to Evie moaning she would take longer due to her ‘handicap’ of being pregnant.

“Three, Two, One.” Mimi shouted and we began, all of us in fits of giggles.

“Oi Kim no cheating.” I shout as I watch her pull the second pair down first meaning she had to do it all again.

“Come on Kim, hurry the fuck up they’re winning us now.” Meg shouted at Kim who was pulling down her second pair of knickers again

“Ahh come on Paige.” Katy shouted who had fallen over being so drunk.

I was nearly crying at how funny all this was. It was me and Evie at the end of the line so it would be twin vs twin.

“Game on sis.” Evie winked at me as the knickers moved closer to us

“Right back at ya.” I giggle. “Emma hurry the fuck up.”

“I’m not used to wearing two pairs of granny knickers sorry.” She laughed looking at me pulling them down

“More like you’re not used to wearing knickers at all.” Chloe mumbled, making us all burst out laughing

“Oi bitch I heard that.”

“You were meant to.” Chloe laughed

“I hate you all.” Emma laughed throwing the two pairs of knickers at Rebecca

It was now my turn. Evie had on her first pair so I was just behind her. As I pulled my second pair up so did she. We were neck and neck....I pulled the second pair off followed by the other.

“DONE!” we both shouted at the same time, causing us all to cheer.

“Nice work twin.” I wink at her, throwing the knickers at her as we both laughed at how stupid the game was.

We played a few more games where we had to pass the tennis ball under our chins with our hands firmly behind our backs, how many shots can each team do in a minute...minus Evie who was keeping score and then a dirty picture game where we had to think of the filthiest word when we were shown a picture.

“Seaman.” I shouted looking at a boat with stickmen on it.

“Correct.” Erin replied flashing us the next card at us.

My personal favourite was us all giving an impression of an animal’s orgasm....me having to sound like a lion...it wasn’t pretty. But with Jess winning with sounding like a chimp.

“Oh my god.” I gasp clutching at my stomach. “Jess I will honestly never forget that moment.”

“Well what can i say...I do it well.”

“You have to make that noise next time you’re with Chris.” Zara laughs

“Yes....please do.” Rosie giggles

“Fuck off. I’m not ruining my sex life to sound like a chimp.”

“Can you imagine Chris’s face when you start moaning like a monkey.” Katy laughs

“What about Jayden’s with you moaning like a elephant.” Mimi replies

“I’ll do it.” She winks at us

“Promise?” Evie asks

“Only if Jess pretends to be a chimp.”

“Deal.” She giggles shaking her hand

“I cannot wait for this conversation at the wedding.” Zara laughs

As the night continued the more drunk we got.

*knock knock*

*knock knock*

I stumbled over to the door and opened it to be faced by a police officer not looking too impressed.

SHIT.

*Dan’s POV*

We pulled up outside the first bar and went inside, between all us boys getting Luke a drink each and all the shots on the menu.

“Lads I can’t do all these.” Luke looked at us

“Come on” I smile passing him a green shot

“As long as none of these are Sambuka...I’ll do them.”

“Fine. Deal.” Jayden smiles shotting the three different coloured Sambuka shots.

“Nice Jay.” Chris laughs before downing his pint.

“Let’s get these down us boys then move onto the next bar.” Andy says to us and we all agree drinking up as quick as we could. I even helped Luke out on a couple of the shots.

As the night drew on we hit a few more bars, drinking ourselves stupid. 

We were currently in Movida and hired out the VIP room for Luke.

“Aww cheers lads.” Luke slurred as we stumbled into our seats.

“Here are your drinks boys.” Two gorgeous girls smile coming over to us holding large bottles of Grey Goose vodka.

“Thank you ladies.” Liam grins looking them up and down

“No problem. We’re your drink girls for the evening so just let us know when you need a re-fill.” One of them winks at me

“Oh we will.” James laughs as they walk out the room.

“Fuck my life they are HOT.” Danny grinned

“Yea they were.” I laugh pouring out champagne from the bottles the girls had also brought over.

“That blonde one had a thing for you Dan.” Andy laughed

“No she never.”

“She winked at you lad.” Luke slurred

“She has no chance.” I reply

“You won’t be saying that later.” Nick laughed shotting some vodka

“Course I will. Why do I want her when I have Liv waiting for me at home.”

“Mate she is fucking bang tidy as well.” Adam slurred

“Oi lad.” I say punching him in the arm “She is all mine.”

“I know, but fucking hell lad. She is.”

“Yea I know.”

“So you shag her before mate?” Liam asked and I saw all the lads lean in to listen

“What do you think?”

“So that’s why you took so fucking long.” Luke laughed downing his glass of champagne.

“Mate, she was in nothing but skimpy red underwear when I went in. What the fuck do you expect me to do with her? In the bed.....and the shower.”

“Get fucking in there lad.” Nick shouted high fiving me

“Oh I plan on later as well.”

We carried on drinking before heading out onto the dance floor and having some fun. That blonde girl from before came over and began dancing with me.

She began grinding up against me and I danced back with her, dancing is harmless...or so I thought.

***

*Liv’s POV*

“Oh hello. How can I help you officer?”

“We’ve had a complaint.” He replied with a stern look on his face.

“Oh what about?” I reply, trying not to laugh

“Liv, what’s up?” Jess giggles hanging over the back of the sofa

“There’s a police man here to shout at us.” I giggle

“Liv, shut up.” Evie gasped

“I’m being serious.”

“Miss.” The officer says causing me to look at him.

“Yes?”

“We’ve received a complaint about the music level coming from this residence.”

“The music is hardly loud.” I huffed looking back at the girls who were all still screaming and shouting, just being loud in general.

“What?” Kim laughed looking at me

“I never said that it was too loud did I?” the officer smiled “I think we need to get this music turned up louder.” He winked walking inside...ahhhh The Stripper. 

Now this should be fun.

“Liv what have you done?” Evie moaned, panicking that there was a police officer in our house.

“So whose party is this?” The officer asked

“Err mine.” Evie replied shyly

“Well then miss; I hear it’s your hen party...so I might let you off with just a warning this time.” He replied walking over to her

“Oh good, thanks.” She replied slightly relieved.

“But then again...that wouldn’t be any fun.” he winked and Evie looked over to me and I was laughing my head off.

“What?”

Seconds later the music changed and in walked three more male officers.

“Oh my god.” Evie gasped watching them walk over to her and place her on a stool in the middle of the room as they slowly stripped off for her.

“You’re welcome.” I shouted and she just shook her head at me but laughing all the while. Their shirts were now thrown onto the floor as they began slowly unbuttoning their bottoms.

“I want a closer look.” Emma winked walking over to Evie

“Liv you got the baby oil?” Katy asked me and I nodded, holding it up in my hand.

“Oi Evie.” I giggle passing her the bottle and she burst out laughing.

“Liv I can’t.”

“You can and you will.” Ruby replied as Evie squirted baby oil onto her hands as four men stood in nothing but very small...tight...gold boxers waiting to be smothered in oil.

“I need some help” she grinned and I very casually walked over

“Yes.”

“You take one.”

“Na it’s all yours .”

“Just do it.” She laughed and I agreed putting oil on to my hand and rubbing it into one lads toned stomach as he slowly danced away in front of me.

WOW.

*Dan POV*

I was dancing with this very pretty blonde girl and for me it was just dancing...a bit of harmless fun. We were face to face, a little bit too close for my liking but then she turned around and began grinding on me.

I looked up at the boys who were all grinning at me, like the cat who’d gotten the cream. I pulled away slightly from her and spun her around and away from me. 

“I’m just going to get a drink.” I say to her, in my attempt to get away.

“I’m your drink girl remember...I’ll get you one.” She winked at me before walking away, grazing her hand across my chest as she did so.

I stumbled over to the boys who were now back in our booth.

“Mate told you she wanted you.” Liam laughed

“She’s being nice.”

“Whatever bruv...she wants you.”

“Well she isn’t getting me.” I reply as she walks into the room with a tray full of drinks. 

“So...I never caught your name before.” She grinned at me playing with her long blonde Barbie hair.

“You never asked.”

“Well I am now.” She grinned, very confident in herself.

“Well I’m Dan. This is Jayden, Liam, Adam...” I begin going around the circle of boys

“I never asked for their names.” She whispered, her lips right next to my ear “But I’m Vicky.” before walking out of the room

“Oooooooo get fucking in there lad.” Danny laughed and Nick high fived him

“Na lad. I’m with Liv.”

“What she doesn’t know...won’t hurt her.” Adam smirked and I shook my head getting up.

“I’d never cheat on Liv.”

“That girl is offering herself on a plate to you and you’re saying no.”

“Yea I’m saying no. I’ve got a girlfriend who I love.”

“Whatever lad....’d well get in there.”

“You’re more than welcome to be my guest.” I reply before walking out onto the dance floor.

I made my way through the crowd and could see Luke chatting away to Andy and Chris.

“Hey there Dan.” I heard her mumble down my ear pulling me into the middle of the dance floor. My head was spinning, I was completely off my head, I needed to get her to leave me alone.

“Vicky I errr...”

“Shhhh.” She replied smirking, placing her finger against my lip “We’re only dancing.”

She began full on grinding on me; I turned her around so she was facing away from me but continued to dance on me. I thought it was all just harmless dancing, it was or me. Guess not for her. 

Her hand moved behind her and she pushed herself back on me, letting her hand grope my crotch.

“Woohhh there , what you doing?” I say pushing her away from me

“Oh come on don’t play hard to get....I’m definitely not. I’ve got the key to the manager’s office. We can go get to know one another better....what you say Dan.” She whispers, her face so close to mine that I felt if I breathed it would touch her.

“I have a girlfriend.”

“So...I have a boyfriend. They don’t need to know. You are so hot.” She grinned running her finger down my chest

“I love my girlfriend and I’m not cheating on her.”

“Oh come on.” She grinned moving even closer to me, “She’s not here” her right hand sliding further down my body but I moved back.

“‘I said I had a girlfriend and I love her very much so thanks for the offer but no thanks. I’m sure you’re a lovely girl but you’re not for me.”

“You’ll regret this.” She grimaced at me before walking off and Luke, Andy and Chris walked over.

“What the hell just happened?” Luke asked shocked

“Long story....let’s go before she causes any more trouble. We’ve got another place we can go to.” I grin and he nods

I watched how Vicky stormed off to the other drinks girl and they didn’t look impressed. I watched them head for the security office so this was when I was definitely making my move and leaving.

“Lads now yea.” I shout into the VIP room.

“Hang on bruv, we’re finishing off our drinks.” Nick replied before necking his pink shot

“Lads now please.” I reply before seeing two beefy security guards heading our way.

“Two seconds” Jayden grins drinking away at his purple concoction of a drink.

“I hope that’s not her boyfriend.” I mumble to myself as I see them walk into the VIP room we were in, the two girls standing either side of them.