Summary: this is why the justice league never have meetings in the Batcave...

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Third person pov

Batman wasn't happy, well I mean he never really was before but now he is even more grumpy before even Dicks cheery smile can't make him even less grumpy.

The reason for him Being grumpy is because the Justice league is coming to the Batcave for a meeting.

Doesn't sound as bad does it no, it is when you have four sons each who have had fighting training and an equally bad temper and fight All the time over stupid things.

For example; damian and jayson were arguing about who gets to watch TV it ended up with the katana and guns drawn

the curtains were all cut up the walls had bullet holes in them and they were fighting on the floor more like wrestling

This was just last week, and alfred was not happy he made then clean everything up and also grounded them from going on patrol for a week

Bruce wayne / Batman pov

I just hope they stay quiet until the league leaves after the meeting.

Time skip...

It's now after the meeting we ksut finished discussing a few things mainly about villains.

Just as everyone is leaving I hear dick call my name from the stairs I turn around

"BRUUUUUUCCCCEEEEEE!!!!" he yelled as he ran down them with Tim not far behind.

"it's the demon brat Bruce" that was Tim, then behind Tim came Damian who had his katana out and chasing Tim, jayson then came down a few minutes later while eating a sandwich

All the boys had know mask on just their bare faces and tim and damian chasing each other.

"Come back here Drake!!" ~ Damian

"Never Demon Brat!!" ~ Tim

"Guys please stop fighting" ~ Dick

"JUST SHIT THE FUCK UP!! And listen to Dickiebird" ~ Jayson

"your aren't really helping Jaybird and watch the language there are kids here" ~ Dick

I then had enough out of them and the league is still here all trying not to laugh.

"BOYSS!!!" I yelled making them all stop,thry all froze and then looked around at their audiences

Their eyes went wide and I sent them the bat glare, I crossed my arms and just glared at them.

Tim looked terrified probably still form damian, dick was trying trying to look innocent jayson looked like he didn't give a shit.

And Damian jsut stood there glaring right back at me.

"will someone please explain to me what just happened" I stated calmly.

"Well-" ~ Dick

"-it was Drakes fault-" ~ Damian

"-Was not Bruce it was the demon-" ~ Tim

"actually-" ~ Jayson

"Knowone cares Jason!!" yelled Tim dick and damian,Jayson just Tt and turned his head.

Dick looked up again and froze just noticing the justice league, the other three froze as well.

It was a awkward silence for a minute before superman said something "how about you introduce them to us Bruce" he said smileing.

"god damn Boy Scout" I muttered under my breath, I then sighed and walked up to the boys.

I put my hand on Jaysons shoulder who flinched but then relaxed, Jayson smirked at the league.

"This-I started-" Is Jayson Todd-wayne my Second oldest he is called Red Hood he was the second robin and my adopted son he is 17" I said

I then moved on to Damian who was glaring at the league I then swatted his head lightly and he stopped glaring at them, I put my hand on his shoulder

"this is Damian Wayne my youngest he is now Robin and he is my only blood son he is 10" I said introducing him, he got a few shocked looks from the league

"wait a minute Spooky has kids" said Green lantern

I then glared at him menacingly, "but how why??" he said soundly like an idiot.

Dick then laughed and said "ever heard of the Birds and the bees, lamp boy" he said Green lantern then blushed red as flash laughted

I then moved on to Tim who was slightly nervous I put my hand on his shoulder hoping to reassure him, he smiled up at me in return

"This is Timothy 'Tim' Drake-wayne my third oldest he is now called Red Robin Smith also adopted and is 14"

Tim smiled nervously at them I then turned to dick who was smiling widely at the league since they already know him.

"and you all ready know dick, he is my oldest and he was first adopted he is now Nightwing and is 19" I finished

"and I'm Alfred pennyworth or otherwise known as Agent A pleasure to meet you" said alfred who I noticed was here.

Dick smirked and put a hand in his hip "this is the bat family nice to meet you again" he said

"whatever dick" ~ Tim

"shut it Grayson" ~ Damian

"is this shit over now" ~ Jayson

"master Jayson please watch your language" ~ Alfed

I sighed at them and then turned to tbe league who just stood there still and looking stupid I then bat glared at them

" you can go now" I said deadly reaching for my baterang let's just say they won't be bothering me for a while now.

Then end

I hoped you have liked this one I liked writing it don't forget to comment feedback or ideas for me thanks

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