Random imagine I thought of
Summary : Bruce is going on a date and the Batboys don't know who so they annoy Bruce about it
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Bruce: Boys I'm going on a date tonight so Alfred is in charge
Dick: really who is it
Bruce: not telling you'll either search them up or try and follow me
Dick: oh come on Bruce
Jason : we've only done it once
Tim: twice
Bruce: *raises eyebrow*
Dick: okay maybe more than two times
Dami: you idiots it's more like 5 times
Tim, Jason and Dick: yeah that sounds about right
Bruce: I'm Still not telling you
Dick: don't tell me it's Selina
Tim: yeah you've been dancing around each other before I came along
Bruce:no it's not Selina
Jason: it's not that bitch Talia is it
Dami: Oi don't disrespect my mother Todd! But seriously Father its not her is it
Bruce: *sighs* no its not Talia Damian
Dick: Diana then!
Jason: yeah is it Wonder Woman
Tim: but I thought she was with uncle Clark
Dami: you idiot Kent is with Miss Lane
Dick, Tim, Jason: Oh yeah your right Dami
Bruce: no its not Diana either!
Jason: Balck Canary then!
Bruce: No she's with Oliver Queen
Dami: Zatanna?
Bruce: no not Zatanna either
Dick: don't tell me she's a Villain, Harley Quinn
Bruce: No!
Jason: Poison Ivy
Bruce: No!
Tim: Cheetah
Bruce: No!
Dami: Enchantress
Bruce: God No!
Alfred : I believe you should leave soon Master Bruce you don't want to be late
Bruce: oh shi-your right Alfred, be good boys!
Dick, Jason, Tim, Dami: We will!
Dick: *few seconds later* oi! Wait we haven't guess right yet.
Few minutes later...
Dick: everyone suit up and on your bikes
The end!
Hope you like it though it was funny I haven't updated in a while
Word count : 310,
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