Ash: Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
[Later]
Sing: Why are you crying?
Yut-Lung:
Sing: Where'd that bruise come from?
Yut-Lung:
Sing: Did Ash push-
Yut-Lung: He pushed me down the stairs.
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Charlie, video taping a burglar from inside his car: Oh he stealin'. He stealin'.
Burglar, notices: *runs*
Charlie: Oh he st- HEY, GET BACK HERE-
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Yut-Lung: Yes, I shower naked. Call me a slut. I don't care.
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Sing: Hey, Eiji. Did you know that "thot" actually means "thoughtful person"?
Eiji: Oh. I did not know that. I'll keep that in mind.
[Later]
Eiji: Thanks for helping me out, Ash. You're such a thot!
Ash: i'M a WhAt-
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Eiji: He is a bitch. B-I-C-T...H.
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Max: Name an animal with three letters in it's name.
Shunichi: Alligator.
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Ash: *minding his own business*
Eiji: Wow.
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Eiji: Wake up, it's Christmas.
Ash: *goes back to sleep, pulling the blankets over him*
Eiji: Wake up, it's Christmas.
Shorter: *jumps down the stairs* SANTA!
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Golzine: Hey, come here, I want to talk to you. Someday you're gonna grow up and you're gonna be a man.
Ash: Someday you're gonna be dead.
Golzine: *offended and horrified look on his face*
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Sing: Hey, you want something to eat?
Yut-Lung: No. I'm good.
Sing: *buys food*
Yut-Lung: Let me-
Sing, tries to bite Yue's hand: GET YOUR DAMN HANDS BACK-
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Max, calling: Ash!
Ash: Yeah?!
Max: Ash!
Ash: Yeah?!
Jessica: ASH!
Ash: YEAH?! I SAID YEAH-
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Yut-Lung, asking for comfort: Give me a hug!
Sing: No! I feel trapped!
Yut-Lung: Oh.
[Later]
Yut-Lung, locking Sing in a cage: YOU FEEL TRAPPED NOW!
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Yut-Lung: You can say "Have a nice day" and no problem.
Yut-Lung: But you can't say "Enjoy your next twenty-four hours" and not sound vaguely threatning.
Blanca: ....Yut-Lung, it's 3 am.
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Eiji: If there's a "heaven's no" and a "hell yes", why isn't there a "purgatory maybe"?
Shorter: PURGAPS.
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The gang's car, hanging halfway off of a cliff:
Eiji: Oh my God, Ash! Back it up!
Ash, in a calm voice: Really, Eiji? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.
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Eiji: This says your blood pressure is 420 over 69.
Ash: Nice.
Eiji: You're going to die.
Ash: N i c e.
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Shorter: Hey, so this party is hella lame. Imma head myself out.
Yut-Lung: For the last time, you are being kidnapped.
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Bones: I was eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there's a horse magnet inside???
Sing: Russian kinder surprise.
Ash: That looks like it's made of coal.
Bones: It tasted like coal.
Cain: You ate a vase.
Bones: Honestly, at this point, me eating a vase is the least of my problems.
Ash: What the fuck is going on in your life???
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Ash and Eiji: *At the hospital*
Doctor Meredith: Do you abuse drugs?
Ash: You're darn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the fuck out of it. Get lost drugs!
Eiji: *Facepalm*
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Yut-Lung: I can't believe this. I thought what we had was special. You protected me at times I couldn't even defend myself. Now all of a sudden, you claim you're "a bodyguard" and that you're just "doing your job."
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Jessica: I like how we say "oh man" to express our disappointment.
Jessica: Because men are so disapointing.
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*Online classes*
Blanca: How can I turn up the volume?
Ash: Press Alt+F4
Blanca: *disconnects*
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Shorter: I hate going for check-ups. The doctor always touches my balls.
Ash: Do all doctors do that?
Shorter: Yeah, man.
Ash:
Ash: Dude, I think Golzine's a doctor-
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Blanca: Tell me something worse than heartbreak.
Sing: When you woke up in the morning and find out your phone wasn't charging.
Ash: When you woke up in the morning.
Yut-Lung: When you woke up.
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a/n: sorry if i couldnt update sooner. been feeling really unmotivated rn (i just wanna sleep-). i mean, our summer just started. anyways, how r most of u holding up? remember to always keep safe and healthy at times like these. and stay home. thats it for now guys owoβ¨
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