ash: if a snake bites you and you die, it's venomous, but if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

skip: what if it bites me and it dies?

ash: then you're poisonous.

shorter: what if it bites itself and i die?

ash: that's vodoo...

eiji: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

ash: that's correlation, not causation.

skip: what if we bite each other and none of us dies?

shorter: that's kinky.