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Nova the riolu and their friend Ryla the tinkatuff meet a charcadet named Elinia who keeps talking about his human, who "keeps wearing all these super cool necklaces! His favorite necklace is one that has a gemstone called an iolite!" Elinia also keeps going on about how he's going to evolve with a set of armor that's the same color as an iolite. When Nova and Ryla meet Elinia's human, they find out his name is Talin and that he is the adopted "son" of a very strong pokemon, though he does think that "You mons are gonna get us killed one of these- slow down!" Nova's first impression of Talin is to act cold and distant, Talin treats Nova and Ryla as nothing more than his charcadet's new friends. Do Talin and his other pokemon eventually befriend Ryla and Nova? Or does the Darkrai that has been stalking Talin ever since he became a trainer four-five years ago end up manipulating the duo so badly that Talin's compassionate nature won't leave a mark? Will Talin, a fourteen-fifteen year old human who got adopted by a pokemon at the age of four years old, fucking FIST FIGHT a darkrai?! Read the damn story to find the hell out!I've finally added paragraph brakes…

yikes_man

this is a remake of something very cringe I did that I couldn't put myself through anymore, so I'm remaking it, and I took the AU I had originally and just quit crossing shit that didn't make sense over, so this is my satire AU and is meant to be treated as a complete and utter joke. This "story" is an unfunny "meme" and shall be treated as such. This has no ties to my hypothetical PMD fangame, this is a separate universe entirely. THIS STORY IS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY!I also fixed the spelling of Cobalion's name if anyone even cares about that…