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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me (The 10 Year Anniversary Rewrite)

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me (The 10 Year Anniversary Rewrite)

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- 10 Year Anniversary Rewrite Edition -"Can we keep her?" Tyler begged, clasping his hands together in a pleading gesture and bouncing on his toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her, huh, huh, huh?" Keith gave his subordinate a glare. "No, Tyler, we cannot keep her." He shifted that glare onto me. "We have to get rid of her." Wait, what?! Get rid of me? Meaning terminate? Meaning execute? Meaning DIE?! "But, Keith," Tyler whined, unfazed by Keith's deathly stare. "She's just the cutest lil' thing!" Tyler marched up to me and squeezed my cheeks together. Keith was unamused. "Look at how innocent this face is! You wouldn't suspect a thing from her, don't you agree?" At Tyler's words, I could almost visualize a lightbulb activating over Keith's head. No, actually, I could literally see the light-Oh, wait, Ethan just flipped on the light switch. But the look on Keith's face was starting to grow, and unease started creeping into my stomach. "Tyler, you're a genius.""I am?!""He is?!"And suddenly I had a feeling I wasn't going to make it out of here alive.…

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"What am I, a pet?"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you."She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?""He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. -WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASEhttp://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature…