shrek x obama: a relinquished love story
BOOK COVER MADE BY MY BIG MEATY HANDS ๐น๐น๐น๐นshrek was a cutesy uwu highschool anime girl who managed his way around getting hit on by tons of hotties, but it's never gotten rid of his eyes for his one and only senpai:obamaafter the bathroom altercation, more than just their relationship grow bigger ๐ซuntil someone tries to get in the way of it....UPDATES DAILY AT UNGODLY HOURSโ ๏ธDISCLAIMERโ ๏ธi'm not paying for your therapy.if you get scarred for life i am not responsible ๐ฟTHIS BOOK WILL HAVE:swearingmurdervehicular manslaughtertax fraudsmutโฆ