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With You All The Time: A "Don't Worry Darling" Story

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Imagine the 2022 film Don't Worry Darling" but from the POV of Alice's best friend and neighbor, Bunny. Revisit the events of the film from a different perspective, including original backstory and a new ending! Major spoilers for the movie ahead.…

Ring by Spring

Ring by Spring

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(The third and final book in the Karissa trilogy). When a chain of events cause Max McCutcheon and Ellie Maguire to meet, neither one of them believes their relationship will end in marriage - even when they've already fallen hard. But God has a plan. Will this young couple's relationship survive the trials and tribulations of life?(Thanks to Lindsey4712 for making this book's awesome cover!)…

Lost Sheep

Lost Sheep

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(sequel to Karissa) Max McCutcheon is the kind of boy parents would have no problem with letting their daughters date. He's heard almost all his father's wild stories, and sworn - for everybody's sake - that they would never become his, too. Then he meets Willow - sexy, heartbreaking, totally off-limits...but what if she's not? In Max's defiance (and his clandestine relationship with Willow), he starts to fall away from God...and it's going to take a lot to bring him back. A story about the ferocity with which God pursues us.(Cover by AlexisNicole822)…

Karissa

Karissa

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(Watty Awards 2012) McCutcheon fell for Karissa Monroe the minute she walked into his house...basically walked into his life. But he's fallen for the one unattainable girl - she's a Christian, he's not....This rollicking conversion story is sure to intrigue!…

Knock, Knock....

Knock, Knock....

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Lucia knows it. Someone's in the closet...and they want out.…

My Walk

My Walk

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I found this poem I wrote on a church retreat in eighth grade in one of my desk drawers. Unlike nearly everything else from that time period - or *most* of my other poetry - it's not awful. Enjoy!…

The Hawk and the Robin

The Hawk and the Robin

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(Book 2 in the MARVELous Fairytales series) There's a very merry group of men in the forest outside of Sherwood, NY., and Hawkeye is their leader, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, just like the old ballads. Can he fight Loki and still get the girl in the end?…

Beauty and the Hulk: A Marvel Retelling of the Classic Fairytale

Beauty and the Hulk: A Marvel Retelling of the Classic Fairytale

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(Book 1 in the MARVELous Fairytales series) Everyone who knows her - in fact, everyone who sees her - thinks Bonita Lopez is the most beautiful girl in all of Miami, Florida. One night, her belovedly scatterbrained father gets lost in a storm, and when she goes to search for him, she runs into a great green monster....The Incredible Hulk. But he's just the other guy.... Comics fans, whether DC or Marvel, hopeless romantics, and fans of the original tale can enjoy this version of Beauty and The Beast with a fresh, superhero-packed twist.…

Make 'Em Laugh: My Reign as the Clown Prince

Make 'Em Laugh: My Reign as the Clown Prince

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The sequel to My Boyfriend is a Psychopathic Clown: Harley Quinn's Story. We finally get to hear Joker's side (though I gave you a little preview, remember, those that have read it?) Expect a lot of general craziness, and...will Joker FINALLY catch the Batman? Well, you'll just have to read on (if the Joker doesn't break the Internet first. It sounds like something he would do, right?)…

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: The Sirens Take Gotham

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: The Sirens Take Gotham

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Harley and the other Gotham City Sirens made some new friends...and now, with the addition of Peyton Riley and Gotham newcomer White Rabbit to the gang, they're ready to paint Gotham red and take down the Bat!A fun, female-empowerment romp with our favorite girls from the Rogues' Gallery.…

The Love Song of Hazel and Gus

The Love Song of Hazel and Gus

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So I don't usually post sappy love poems, as I feel like my feelings in them are rather transparent and usually center around whatever individual I am smitten with at the moment. However, today I was thinking about - then reading through - John Green's book The Fault in Our Stars, and I was suddenly inspired to write a poem. So here you go.…

My Boyfriend Is a Psychopathic Clown: Harley Quinn's Story

My Boyfriend Is a Psychopathic Clown: Harley Quinn's Story

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Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath calls her beautiful. It's creepy, yes, but sooooo hot! Well, dating the Joker is no double-chocolate cake. Take it from Harley Quinn, who's getting nothing back from her man. But yet she's still willing to risk everything for him...I never said I understood love!…

Gillian

Gillian

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A metaphor poem written by me at Columbia University during the CSPA Fall Conference 11\5\12 during a session with the poetess Erica Miriam Fabri. Anyone who has read Karissa or its sequel Lost Sheep will know the character that I wrote this poem about. It is from the perspective of a man named Albert....…

The

The "I Can't Get a Man" Blues

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This is my first really good original song - and, because of a school project, it is also the only one which actually has a tune (props to Alicia and Nick for doing such a good job with music and vocals!). I'm still working on a way for people to be able to hear the song while reading the lyrics. I can't say that this is the beginning to a long songwriting career, but it makes me happy, and maybe it will get a laugh out of some of you. (I'm still scratching my head about why I decided to declare my constant state of datelessness in a song available to the whole school if they wanted to purchase a CD....)…

In Review... Modern Vampires of the City (album #3 from Vampire Weekend)
Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself: the tale of Jonathan Crane

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself: the tale of Jonathan Crane

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Behind a mask made of burlap, a hangman's noose around his neck, he makes his living in spreading fright and avoiding Gotham's Caped Crusader...but how did it all start?…

The Batman's Daughter (except she doesn't know it)

The Batman's Daughter (except she doesn't know it)

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The sequel to My Night With the Dark Knight told from the perspective of the Batman's secret love child about her exploits before graduation trying to get autographs from Bruce Wayne and Batman for her mother's scrapbooks...and if she runs into a few of Gotham's infamous villians on the way, all the better!…

My night with the Dark Knight

My night with the Dark Knight

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So, remember how Batman tells his secret identity to all the girls he dates (except in Lovers & Madmen; beside the point)? Well, apparently this doesn't apply to one-night-stands. This is one girl, and this is her story. For all the fangirls who wish Bruce Wayne \ Batman loved them back. I'm one of you.…