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[2] The Zero-Fucks Squad | JAMES POTTER

[2] The Zero-Fucks Squad | JAMES POTTER

51,833 3,086 30

❝So, you give zero fucks and I GET zero fucks ... what do you say we team up and change that?❞❝Sure, hanging out with the 13th hottest boy in school isn't the worst way I could spend my evenings.❞▬▬▬▬Bubbly and perhaps a bit too excited about Sugared Butterfly wings, it was easy to mistake Coral as the caring type. But truthfully? She just didn't really give a fuck about anything or anyone. In small doses a little bit of apathy was a good thing but taken to extremes when even her relationship of two years meant nothing? Yeah... it was a bit of problem.Then she met James Potter.Unlike her, James wore his heart on his sleeve, a risky strategy that made it susceptible to breakages and public meltdowns. He'd meant what he said about the past being the past but it's hard to completely move on when the former love of your life and her beautiful girlfriend are literally right there 24/7. After a chance meeting in detention, Coral and James come up with a plan, to solve her apathy and his dreadful love life in one.However it soon becomes clear that Coral might not have been 100% honest with her intentions and unlike James, maybe she's not looking to be 'fixed'...[SEQUEL TO EXIE ATTIA IS ONE OF THE BOYS]…

[1] Exie Attia is one of the Boys ✓ | LILY EVANS

[1] Exie Attia is one of the Boys ✓ | LILY EVANS

232,803 14,734 43

❝So we've got Messrs Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail ... and Madam Despa-three-toe. What the fuck, Exie, WHY?!❞❝My Animagus is a three-toed sloth! It's hilarious, put it on the fucking map, Black.❞ ▬▬▬▬Nobody was quite sure how the Marauders came to be (although Exie Attia would like to take full credit for inviting James and Sirius into the group after an intense game of Gobstones). Whilst the boys had big dreams and would work days and nights to get it, Exie liked to think of herself as the mellow one especially because sometimes she literally couldn't keep her eyes open. Some people loved them, one person REALLY didn't but Exie Attia wouldn't change it for the world.With Fourth Year rolling around, Exie expected life to stay blissfully stagnant but that was just wishful thinking. After the shocking discovery that, despite sounding like the start of a bad joke, combining a narcoleptic with stressful Animagus training might not be the best idea, Exie finds herself excluded for the first time in, well ... ever. But even this might have been okay had a certain tantalising redhead not caught her eye...Yeah, Fourth Year might not go that well.[CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR COVER ART]…

Muggle-worthy | GINNY WEASLEY

Muggle-worthy | GINNY WEASLEY

280,211 11,436 30

❝I'm afraid I'm about as cool as a rubber duck...❞ ❝ So ridiculously cool then?❞ ▬▬▬▬Quinton Granger was very much like his younger sister, Hermione Jean Granger, well known for his studious nature among peers. However, there was a significant difference between the two, unlike Hermione, Quinton didn't possess magic.He was a muggle.Arthur Weasley has always been fascinated by muggles and their lifestyle, so when he meets Quinton one year as the older brother drops Hermione off at King's Cross, the two strike up a conversation about the function of a rubber duck. The two became fast friends and Quinton becomes a regular at the Burrow whenever his sister is invited over.Ginny is trying to come to terms with her feelings over the Boy-Who-Lived, who doesn't pay her any sort of mind outside of being Ron's little sister. Hermione gives her the advice not to pine over Harry, that she should look at other boys, although when Hermione suggested it, she wasn't exactly suggesting her older brother.It started off as letters between the two while Ginny is at school and becomes something each time the two see each other again.Plot credits go to the amazing Pseudonymphadora ❤[CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR COVER ART][WATTYS 2018 LONGLIST]…

[1] Lemons into Lemonade ✓ | FRED WEASLEY

[1] Lemons into Lemonade ✓ | FRED WEASLEY

420,993 23,666 71

❝ I'm sorry but why did you fancy George? He's the ugly twin. ❞❝ You literally have the same face. ❞❝ And I still managed to be hot, remarkable, isn't it! ❞ ▬▬▬▬ When Aubrey Jackson started her Sixth year, she had one major aim: get closer to her long time crush, George Weasley. What she meant by this was maybe actually talking to him, not waking up in the body of his twin brother one morning for no reason.Aubrey was always the turning lemons into lemonade kind of girl so if anyone could make the best of the situation it was her... although these particular lemons probably needed beating down with a hammer if she was ever going to get anything good out of them.[BOOK 1 OF THE FRUITINI SERIES][A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY][GOBLET OF FIRE AU]…

[2] The Great Orangenie | FRED WEASLEY

[2] The Great Orangenie | FRED WEASLEY

52,243 4,879 56

❝ I swear to God, that girl's the worst thing to happen since Grindelwald.❞❝ She stole your seat on the train, let it go...❞ ❝ And lay off Grindelwald, he could rock your Grindle-world if you'd let him.❞▬▬▬▬Aubrey should have known Saskia Cyrus was an odd one the moment an age-old gong fell from the Ministry's ceiling and almost decapitated her upon their first meeting. And that was only the start of weird things to come when Saskia unexpectedly shows up at Platform 9 ¾, decked out in Hufflepuff uniform and ready to start the year.Fred and Aubrey had always expected Seventh year to be a bit strange but throw in a new professor with a personal vendetta, a secret organisation, not to mention the suspicious breaking of Pansy Parkinson, 'a bit strange' becomes the understatement of the century...[BOOK 2 OF THE FRUITINI SERIES]…

Baby Mama | NYMPHADORA TONKS

Baby Mama | NYMPHADORA TONKS

61,982 4,277 38

Roma Carlson had a BIG secret ... a nine month secret to be precise. Big jumpers and fake illnesses might have been enough if it weren't for one thing: her highly conservative Father had just become Defence against the Dark Arts teacher and planned to keep a special eye on her.Nymphadora Tonks had a kind heart, bright blue hair (usually) and a lot of time to kill ... as well as the ability to look like literally anyone at a moment's notice. Even though it was a long shot, dire circumstances forced Roma to reach out to the eccentric Hufflepuff for help. Desperation combined with a bubbly stranger, can lead to a decent plan, right?…

The Good, the Bad and the Hungry | REGULUS BLACK

The Good, the Bad and the Hungry | REGULUS BLACK

225,216 13,584 54

❝What do you mean, you came for the food? ... why would we have snacks here?!❞❝You were called the Death-EATERS, excuse me for jumping to conclusions!❞▬▬▬▬There was a fine line between brave and stupid and Georgie Humphreys took pride in crossing it on a daily basis; from wandering into the Slytherin Common Room to find the perfect shade of green to falling asleep mid-telling off. Still, some would argue that attending a secret Deatheater meeting in the hopes there would be good food, did take it too far even though to Georgie it was only logical.After all, if they hadn't wanted hungry buggers walking in, perhaps they shouldn't have put " - Eater" in their name.[CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR THE COVER ART]…

101 Ways to ditch the Date | SIRIUS BLACK

101 Ways to ditch the Date | SIRIUS BLACK

129,343 8,784 83

❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls but Ora was determined not to just be another 'funny' anecdote. When her inevitable date with Sirius Black rolls around, she's determined to outwit the master and figure out every way he could ditch her and stop it... or use it against him if worst came to worse. However, the stories that Ora uncovered turned out to be more awful and enthralling than expected and Ora finds herself being lured back every day for more...…

[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

828,208 44,262 189

Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason.1975 ↣ 1978[INSTAGRAM AU][HIGHEST RANK - #96 IN FANFICTION]…

[1.2] Slightly More Social | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

[1.2] Slightly More Social | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

20,810 1,127 11

Best read with Highly Antisocial. I'm not forcing you. It's a free country but just a suggestion...1978 ↣ 1981[MARAUDERS' INSTAGRAM AU]…

The Idiot with the Glasses ✓ | JILY

The Idiot with the Glasses ✓ | JILY

401,706 15,377 103

❝It's a lovely day outside, Potter, maybe you should go and enjoy it? ❞ ❝I was going to but then you came inside and it got a whole lot lovelier in here...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Lily Evans was always known for her ability to hold a grudge which she had held against James Potter after an unfortunate first encounter. Suddenly all those feelings of hate seem to be changing thanks to a damn, good jawline leaving Lily to figure out the tangled mess that is her feelings. This along with Potter appearing at the most unexpected times with his "Potter plans", sorting out a budding unrequited love triangle and the ever present threat of exams is enough to drive any girl insane.[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY][HIGHEST RANK - #305 IN FANFICTION]…

The Potioneers of Damocles ✓ | JILY

The Potioneers of Damocles ✓ | JILY

7,955 855 19

The Potioneers of Damocles, founded back in 1969 by the Potions prodigy, Frank Longbottom, it now consisted of four of the most talented potioneers from Hogwarts. They were geniuses, legends... and Lily Evans wanted in.However, after messing up her one chance to impress them thanks to an unfortunately timed prank by James, Lily is ready to give up, fifth years don't mingle with sevenths anyway. However, James is not and will do anything in his power to help. His crush on her is definitely one of the reason but having inside access to Gillyweed to turn Snape into a fish man wouldn't hurt either...…

Make Banana Pancakes | HELP, RANTS ETC.

Make Banana Pancakes | HELP, RANTS ETC.

18,285 1,326 35

In which I help you with cover tips, writing tips, rant about Sirius Black (Better known as my husband) and make Banana Pancakes to help everyone get through 2018.…

Ice Mice | FACE CLAIM HELP

Ice Mice | FACE CLAIM HELP

25,719 945 32

Why is this called Ice mice? Nobody knows, not even me, all I do know is it's going to be full of random face claims that I pick up along the way.…

Distorted Lines ✓ | GREGORY GOYLE

Distorted Lines ✓ | GREGORY GOYLE

19,950 1,263 15

Celia saw it as obsessive stalking. Goyle saw it as 'the chase'. Celia told him to leave her alone. Goyle saw it as playing hard to get.Celia rejected his advances repeatedly . Goyle believed she was 'friend zoning' him and protested.Somehow despite Celia's obvious protests, he still managed to turn her 'No' into a distorted yes.…

[1] The Lone Wolf Scam ✓ | WOLFSTAR AU

[1] The Lone Wolf Scam ✓ | WOLFSTAR AU

58,593 2,831 16

❝It's technically not catfishing if it's for love, right?❞ ❝Sirius, that makes it worse.❞ ❝Dorcas, can you just be on my side for once?❞ ▬▬▬▬ When her best friend, the heartbreaker Sirius, finally falls for a guy who wants nothing to do with him, Dorcas can't help but laugh at the karma of it all. That is until he enlists her help on his most elaborate scheme yet to win over the lone wolf, Remus... {MUGGLE WORLD AU}…

[2] Cupid's Side Project ✓ | MORCAS AU

[2] Cupid's Side Project ✓ | MORCAS AU

10,179 741 15

❝Repeat after me: I, Sirius Black, will not meddle in Dorcas Meadowes' love life.❞ ❝I, Sirius Black, solemnly swear I will not meddle - ❞ ❝You know, I think I'd believe you more if you stopped crossing your fingers.❞ ▬▬▬▬After a weekend getaway turned month-long holiday with Remus, Sirius has returned with a new passion for love and is determined to share it with the unsuspecting Dorcas whether she wants it or not. The plans are in place, the schemes are set, the only problem is that Sirius forgot to consult with Dorcas first... BOOK #2 IN THE LONE WOLF SERIES {MUGGLE AU}…