porcelainpegasus

Clary Fray's mother is rather... special, let's say.Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats and real events (sadly).…

porcelainpegasus

Just a random old HP fanfic.*WARNING* May contain scenes of [le]strangeness, derps, vegan Buddhist Death Eaters, Dobby, *magicals*, random appearances from various fandom characters, dude wars, SPOILERS, luscious Malfoys, Lucius Malfoy, drunk wizzzards, terrible spelling/grammar on the drunk wizards' part, hot dogs, hot cats, Snape shippers, and much too much cheesy quiche.Oh yeah, and wizards.(*wizzards)Tally yo!(CO-WRITTEN WITH PugPupLuv)~Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats and Demigod Facebook Chats~…

porcelainpegasus

Just another lame PJO/HoO fanfic.*WARNING* May contain scenes of weirdness, bananas, delusional satyrs, depacatation (which is very different from decapitation), random fandom character appearances, SPOILERS, peanut butter pickle sandwiches, loofah dragons, noodles, undead inanimate objects, camp wars, pandapigs, time travel, talking unicorns, talking pegasi, nerdiness of epic proportions, even more long-winded warnings, and Cheese 'n Wieners.Oh yeah, and demigods.Peas!~Based on Shadowhunter Facebook Chats~…

porcelainpegasus

Just a regular old TMI/TID fanfic.*WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoHF and CWP), a near lack of TDA characters which is sad but yeah, Downworlders, excessive amounts of glitter, death threats, sarcasm, various references to outside TV shows/books/movies, furry tongues, evil unicorns, more sarcasm, nerds of the multiverse, spaghetti tacos, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Wissa, Jessa, and pretty much all the epic ships in the Clare books, dragons, Minecraft, random bois, random girls, glitterbombs, long-winded warnings, and cheese.Oh, yeah, and Shadowhunters.Anyway.…

porcelainpegasus

This is the short story that I entered in an international writer's contest last year. Apparently, it was good enough to make the finals...! (Top 17 out of 300+ contestants--EEEP!) It's kinda depressing though, so don't read this if you're looking for a laugh. ;)…