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Just me fangirling over Emily Dickinson's letters to Susan Gilbert

Just me fangirling over Emily Dickinson's letters to Susan Gilbert

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Yeah, it's in the titleI got really into Emily Dickinson's poetry recently. That progressed into finding the show and being like "oh, a fellow gay? We must investigate"Well, I did some investigating and now I need to vent…

2014 Wattpad is Coming For You

2014 Wattpad is Coming For You

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The greatest story ever written (other than Blew Seals Not Fxxk). Further evidence that the English language only ever came into existence to allow me, your Lorde and saviour, to bless you with my holy texts.…

Just trash. Absolute trash.

Just trash. Absolute trash.

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My friend told me it would take several hours to type out 1000 words so I decided to prove her wrong.This is what came out of it.It's basically just a copypasta.…

ADAM AND STEVE

ADAM AND STEVE

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We all love some MinceraftWe all love some Adam and SteveLet's fucking goAlso, it's a oneshot…

Blew Seals Not Fxxk - The Sealquel

Blew Seals Not Fxxk - The Sealquel

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So, y'all remember the best book on this trash website, right? Obviously, I'm talking about Blew Seals Not Fxxk. Well, it was brought up to me that it wasn't quite complete without the lung part of the tale of Peterick. Yeah, we're doing The Lung Fic again, except less smutty (I don't know how) and more, idk, honky?…

I guess we're doing tags now

I guess we're doing tags now

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I was tagged in something and there were rules and now I feel obligated to respond and ah. It's happening.

Religious Texts

Religious Texts

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Well, we already give out gay on this here MySpace account might as well dedicate a book to it. (Shrugs because I, your lord and saviour Crimson107, am an awkward cactus).(#1 in biblical ayyyyy)…

Still a Better Love Story Than The Source Material

Still a Better Love Story Than The Source Material

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So... I decided to write a Twilight oneshot fanfiction thing. Why? I don't know... maybe I hate myself.Anyway, this is going to be better than Twilight purely because it is very difficult to be worse than Twilight. Yeah, I'm not sure how 50 Shades of Grey did it either.…

The Emo Songs You Know, Except Good

The Emo Songs You Know, Except Good

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I make emo songs good, which is really hard since they all suck.(Don't come for me, I shop at Hot Tøpic)…

The Adventures of Mikey Way Vs Happy

The Adventures of Mikey Way Vs Happy

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This is the tale of A Fanfic You Can't Sweat Out Mikey Way and his many adventures on his quest to defeat the evil force known as "The Straight Murderer."(Part of the Emo Cinematic Universe)…

Blew Seals Not Fxxk

Blew Seals Not Fxxk

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It's just an average Peterick fanfic, except they're seals, because seals are cute, and also gay.(Part of the Emo Cinematic Universe)…

Basic Songs Except Not Basic Because I Hate Myself

Basic Songs Except Not Basic Because I Hate Myself

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Gonna make some basic ass songs good because they need the help.…

Salty Book of Saltiness

Salty Book of Saltiness

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Just me being salty about things and stuff because I'm the Bitch Haram Leader.Also, there's a bunch of Elder Scrolls references for some reason. I guess I'm trash in a lot of Ways *shrugs*…

The Battle For Social Justice

The Battle For Social Justice

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I have been T R I G G E R E D…

A Piece of Trash

A Piece of Trash

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It's a book about the voices in my head. It's like Inside Out but weirder, basically.Also, there's a whole bunch of spoilers for my upcoming fanfictions in here.…

The Very Gay Incredibles 2 (Elastigirl x Evelyn)

The Very Gay Incredibles 2 (Elastigirl x Evelyn)

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After watching Incredibles 2 I had the sudden urge to look up Elastigirl x Evelyn Deavor because I spent the entire movie hardcore fangirling over the tension between them. However, I couldn't find anything because apparently, I'm alone in shipping it. Well, children, those (danger) days are over. Here's a one shot…

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How To Be A Thug Seal

How To Be A Thug Seal

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Just a quick instruction manual on how to be a dayum thug seal.…

Better Versions of Infamous Fanfictions

Better Versions of Infamous Fanfictions

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You've seen the originals, you've seen the clean versions, but you haven't seen the better versions. Now you have. Rip innocence.…

Saturgay (Patrick Stump x Ftm Reader)

Saturgay (Patrick Stump x Ftm Reader)

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I was asked to write a patrick stump x ftm reader so yeah. Peterick shippers are also welcome.And no, I'm not really a supporter of Patrick Stump x readers, please don't crucify me(Part of the Emo Cinematic Universe)…