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In this heartthrob teen romance we follow a young man named Cody who goes to anime school. In this school, he's a big loser, with no friends, a girlfriend, or even a family. really, no one has parents, or classes, cuz its anime school. but one day our young protagonist prays to the anime gods and suddenly he is surrounded by beautiful one dimensional harem waifus. The lovely deredere who is a Hatsune Miku kin, the cute n cudly tsundere who likes bunnies, and the other chick who is most definitely not a tomboy yandere. These characters are totally not based off my friends and me and our lone guy friend who puts up with our constant bullying of his loneliness.…

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Lon'qu had a problem. This teenage runt just came in and ordered everything off the menu making his job several degrees harder.A.K.A I can't write summaries at 11:00 pm…

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In which Hyrule's favorite heros find a portal. Said portal takes them to our realm. Welp, things just got interesting. Has no serious plot until after Chapter 11/ experiencing fast food CONT.…

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lmao so sorry. best crack rp EVER…

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Karkat is hanging out with Gamzee and they decide to get high. Gamzee then asks him why he's changed so much over the years. Karkat decides that now is a great time to explain everything.…

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In which everyone beats the game and is taken to a new Earth that has alternate species swapped versions of themselves. Shenanigans ensues, karkat makes out with karkat.…

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The young troll smiled into the humans neck. He was happy with the end results of the situation and honestly, he was glad that his anger caused him to do something stupid and kiss him the way he did.…

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The shorter troll was wearing a long black pull over hoody with grey skinny jeans. His hair was disheveled and flowed perfectly around his small nubby horns. He was a small guy with the feminine features. His slender legs and arms mashed with his flawless skin. He was utmost adorable troll he had ever seen. When the other glanced up at [FN], his heart stopped in his chest. The other troll had circles under his eyes from lack of sleep and he had a permanent glare, but other than that, he was perfect. [FN] blushed as he eyed the troll, not even regretting the thoughts that flowed around in his head. "Why the hell are you staring at me like that?" "I- I umm. What's your name?" "Karkat." He simply stated before going back to his iPod. "My name is [FN].... I'm sorry about earlier..." "I really don't give a fuck. Just leave me alone." And just then, the tardy bell rung and the mind numbing rules and regulations continued after roll.…

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This is a alternate world were creepy pastas are high school students ; they kiss under the bleachers, make out in the boiler room, and get into detention just like any normal high schooler. Your new here. Its you're first day and you have already landed yourself a months worth of detention. What will you do?…

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Competition submission#secretadmirer and #fanficfridayDaveJade JohnKat, Vriskezi, and Rosemary is mentioned Enjoy~…

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It had been snowing all day and night and when Karkat awoke he found himself trapped within his flush crushes home, Jade. She herself is shocked by the miracle of a snow storm on her island but maybe this was more then just a coincidence, maybe this was fate.…