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His Honeybee

His Honeybee

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The only reason he's helping her anyways is because she's holding something over his head. It's not because he cares about her.…

Sweet as a Strawberry

Sweet as a Strawberry

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~complete~Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it.And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?…

To Break Her Heart

To Break Her Heart

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~complete~There comes a time when everything is just too much to handle by yourself.*apparently this story is kinda like the manga Kaichou wa Maid-sama in the first couple of chapters? I haven't read that before, so I'm sorry about that! I assure you, the rest of it has nothing to do with maids, or any other mangas hopefully lmao*…

The Moose Lamb

The Moose Lamb

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A poem I wrote in my senior year of high school for an assignment, that I thought I might share.…