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HELLO EVERYNYAN!HAH?!HOW ARE YOU? FINE, THANK YOU.OH MY GAH!I WISH I WERE A BIRD.WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN ENGLISH?MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO AMERICA.A BIRD?NOT A BIRD. I AM A CAT! IF I'M NOT A CAT, WHAT AM I?YOUR FACE SORTA LOOKS LIKE... MORI, THE PREVIOUS PRIME MINISTER...*DESPAIR* *TERRIFYING MORI CAT NOISES*I'M SORRY!*LOOKS AT CAT* ARE YOU A REAL CAT? BUT LOOK AT MY CAT TONGUE. THUS PROVING I'M A CAT!I HAVE A CAT TONGUE, TOO!THEN I SHALL PULL OUT YOUR TONGUE!WHAT?! WHY?!…