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It's been fifteen years since Draco last saw Potter, but here he is in Draco's Ocularistry clinic, claiming one of Draco's products malfunctioned while he was painting and cost him an eye.Draco's ready to fit Potter with a prosthesis and send him on his merry way, but then the rest of Draco's patients start seeing mysterious symbols through their eyes, and the resulting blow to Draco's public reputation drags Scorpius's promising campaign to be the Ministry of Magic's official Creature Liaison through the mud.Draco is determined to fix it.If that means trudging through a boggy moor in search of a fictional species Luna thinks is causing their problems, Draco will just have to pluck up the courage, march in with a team of Gryffindors, and be ready to battle any beast they meet.Even if that beast looks less like the large, bipedal talking toads they find and more like the Ministry of Magic as a whole.*Tags: Canon typical violence, non-graphic descriptions of injuries to eyes, EWE, disability, POC Harry Potter, Black Astoria Greengrass, mixed Scorpius Malfoy, Black Hermione Granger, Black Rolf Scamander, original creatures, magical environmentalism, unique jobs, middle-aged Drarry, 72k wordsPairings: Draco/Harry, Draco/Astoria (past, amicable divorce), Lavender/Parvati, Luna/Rolf, Ron/HermioneDisclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.Written as part of the H/D Erised Fest of 2022.Cover art credit @UpTheHillArt on Tumblr. Cover will probably change…

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Come one come all to read curated lists of all my Drarry fanfiction favorites, both on and off Wattpad. This collection currently has 22 rec lists posted.1. Top Favs on Wattpad2. Top Favs from Other Websites3. Trope: Secret Relationship4. Trope: Party Games5. Trope: Fake Dating6. Time Period: Hogwarts 8th year7. Featuring: Unique POVs8. Occupation: Librarian9. Trope: Memory Loss10. Featuring: Grimmauld Place11. Occupation: Healer12. Occupation: Writer13. Featuring: Snape14. Occupation: Food Related (But no coffee shop AUs yet)15. Featuring: Animal Companions16. Format: Podfics17. Occupation: Professor18. Trope: Muggle AUs19. Trope: Case fics20. Trope: Creature fics21. Time Period: Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue Compliant22: Top Favs from the H/D Erised 2022 FestI'm no longer actively updating on a schedule, but I anticipate that eventually there will be at least 30 rec lists. Last update was 02/21/23. If you have any requests, I'll try to add those ASAP. Cover art credit goes to @Upthehillart on tumblr. Lazy font choice credit goes to me :). **PM or comment for removal of your fic from my lists. I will take it down as soon as I see the message.**…

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Harry Potter is the only one who can save Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. And Draco Malfoy is the only one who can help him.How the hell did that happen?------------------------------Cover art by the amazing @UPTHEHILLARTWe don't support JRK in this household xx…

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⚡️ Harry Potter, accomplished Auror, is getting married. Or, he will be, when his twenty-five question, scientifically valid survey (developed by Hermione) yields a candidate (see: The Potter Project). Designed to filter out the pureblood elitists, the smokers, the vegans, and the crup haters, Harry's questionnaire is, truthfully speaking, a last resort. Enter Draco Malfoy. Harry doesn't even consider him for the Project seeing as he's.. you know... male, not to mention his Hogwarts rival, but he's drawn into Malfoy's quest to find the man who murdered his father (see: The Malfoy Murder Mission). When something like a friendship develops between the old peers, Harry must confront the feelings he's been running from his entire life, and the decidedly unreasonable conclusion that Draco Malfoy just might be who he's been looking for all along. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"Why are you staying in your room so much? Please go outside. You need friends." - my mom ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"Please don't make me read another fucking drarry FanFiction." - my cousin Directly based on The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion. I claim no ownership of the premise or the story line, though all deviations are my own. Characters are from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.…

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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter strike an uneasy truce after the wizarding war. However it's not long before things get a little too complicated. Harry isn't sure who or what to trust and the fact that he's slowly feeling something that's definitely not hate for his "mortal enemy" certainly isn't helping. (Drarry, bxb) (yes this has Pansmione;) also linny) *Complete but the ending is rushed due to inability on my part to continue when I first wrote it (for health reasons)■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■Based in an new year 8th to make up for learning lost during the war, mostly for plot line and age reasons. Have fun watching me combine a million cliches into one fic■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and events created, imagined, and owned by JK Rowling and various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No copyright or trademark infringement is intendedThis is a boyxboy fic. **spoiler** but don't say I didn't warn you Voldemort's back (briefly) (kinda) and some people hate that so 🤷🏻‍♂️.…

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After the war, Harry is happily living with Ginny Weasley, excited about their future together. When he runs into Narcissa Malfoy in Diagon Alley, he wants to thank her for saving his life, but he's not sure how.Things change for Harry pretty quickly when Ginny gets a contract with the Holyhead Harpies, leaving him with a lot more free time. He decides to use this new break in his routine to write to Mrs. Malfoy like she requested, which quickly turns into them being pen pals. Harry learns how far Draco has come since his days at Hogwarts and realises how much he wants a change for himself. The question is, will he get it? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I hope you enjoy my second Drarry Fanfic. *I own nothing but the overall story plot (originally inspired by various tumblr posts) and the credits for the characters and such go to J.K Rowling and all of her publishers. Enjoy Bxb, drarry, fanfiction *incomplete*…

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There's not enough pansmione in the world, so here's a fic (incomplete) with them as the center. When the ministry takes hold of all of the wizarding world's magic, the tables turn and Hermione finds herself begging for a job. Enter Pansy Parkinson, a wildly successful businesswoman who feels bad for her old flame and hires Hermione to do her dirty work. I hope you enjoy- credits for the characters to J.K. Rowling ofc. Please vote, comment, and share if you want to see more fics like this. +Drarry if you squint ---this fic contains a gay relationship---The Fanart on the cover is by @UpTheHillArt. They are in no way affiliated with this story and I do not take any credit for the drawing. They give blanket permission to use their works for nonprofit fic…

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You asked for this you fuckers so fight me…

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because TAGGED Get to know me (like you've always wanted)…

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Uhhh.. a lot of times I want to show people in the comment sections my art n' such when I'm inspired so.. yeah.…