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Unicorn Blood

Unicorn Blood

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TW MURDER, SUICIDAL THEMES, GORE, CANNIBALISM, DRUG USAGE, MILD SEXUAL CONTENTPaintbrush decides to share some hallucinogens after bonding with their nemesis Silver Spoon, but after they share the best meal of their lives together, things go downhill very very quickly...the speedrun didn't work ripcover art is by me btw…

DON'T QUIT FRIENDS

DON'T QUIT FRIENDS

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Title may be subject to changeA group of teenagers from all across the object world of Eurgia come together in one server as internet friends. Led by the ex-influencer family member Glacier Fruit, the objects in the server each go about their very different daily lives.COVER BY MY FRIEND RAY @CryMe_ARiver…

A Firefly Isn't A Kiss - Dream x Reader

A Firefly Isn't A Kiss - Dream x Reader

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AI GENERATED DREAM X READER FANFICTION I WROTE ON AI DUNGEON THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I HAD TO POST ITwarning: this isn't a serious book…

Object show oneshots

Object show oneshots

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Cover by ItzTaintedKenny!Not suitable for those with lactose intolerance - there's a fair amount of cheese.DISCLAIMER: please do not read any of my smut or request smut unless you're over 18. it makes me very uncomfortable to see minors consuming that sort of contentSECTION 1: An au set between BFB 13 and 14 [COMPLETED]SECTION 2: BFB requests [COMPLETED]SECTION 3: An au set after Inanimate Insanity [COMPLETED]SECTION 4: Inanimate Insanity requests [CLOSED]SECTION 5: doing my own thing lol [COMPLETED]SECTION 6: Total free requests [CLOSED]…

The Killing Moon - Round one (BFB/II)

The Killing Moon - Round one (BFB/II)

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"We're all specks, insignificant. All just dust in the wind. Death does nothing but change our state of being. Life goes on. Nobody has any choice but to keep moving, even though so many of us are gone."People are disappearing. Without a trace, they evaporate into thin air, only to return days later as dead bodies. Nobody knows what's going on.Well, except one.COVER CREDIT TO LOVESROSS…

The Killing Moon - Round Two (BFB/II)

The Killing Moon - Round Two (BFB/II)

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"I guess if you kill a few of them to speed things up, that's not such a crime..."The survivors of Spring School are forced into participating in a mind game with deadly consequences. The Announcer still won't tell them if anybody will be allowed to survive the end of the Killing Moon, so every single one of them is living in constant fear of the future. How many will complete Round 2 with their lives? And is everything Suitcase sees to be believed?BADASS COVER BY ANGRYPRETZELSTICKS…

Object Show characters as discord funnies

Object Show characters as discord funnies

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ANYONE KNOW OUTOFCONTEXTDISCORD??? well basically... that but with OSC characters... yeet...kind of a replacement for my shitty crack book from a year ago and the texting au…

BFB texting - A terrible BFB groupchat book

BFB texting - A terrible BFB groupchat book

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Replacement for my crack book!…

The EFH Chronicles

The EFH Chronicles

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Just a load of loveable idiots from Pret's server doing things as a family.…

Colourfuls

Colourfuls

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Short comics about 5 objects - Colourfuls, to be exact: Sunset, Globe, Tide, Custard and Triagonal, just being themselves.I made a cover for once!!!…

Fanboi and Sootcase take the world

Fanboi and Sootcase take the world

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An Inanimate Insanity crack fanfiction. CONTENT WARNING: there are some very non-pc jokes in this, please do not take it too seriously! it's all just in good funSuitcase is out to buy some eggs, when a certain eggy orb catches her eye. She's willing to do anything for it, even if that means working for Fan...Includes horrible descriptions, bad spelling and mass polyamorous shipping.…

Fanboi and Sootcase 2 - Cloudy with a Chance of EGGS

Fanboi and Sootcase 2 - Cloudy with a Chance of EGGS

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Cloudy has gone rogue again. When Hotel OJ ran out of eggs, he was forced to travel far and wide to find new, high quality eggs. The Relationship, baby shower guests and Flying Pizzer are forced to follow him into the unknown in order to get him back. Meanwhile, iance take a sexy-ass road-trip through Northern Wales.But why is the Supervan running so slowly? And what's that eggy growling from inside the fuel tank?Sequel to Fanboi and Sootcase Take the World.…

Eighteen. Four. Twenty. [EW!]

Eighteen. Four. Twenty. [EW!]

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PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS I WROTE IT LIKE 7 YEARS AGO AND IT HAS REALLY GROSS STUFF IN IT AUGHH!!!Lapidot human AU.Two people from vastly different backgrounds meet each other on the street. One is a gang member on the run from a group of vicious vigilantes, the other a gentleman's child hoping to escape being trapped in the upper class forever. It's hate at first sight.I DON'T OWN THE COVER ART! I'm going to change it when I can get the skills to draw my own.…

CRACCSHOTS!!!

CRACCSHOTS!!!

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UWUWUW REQUEST HOT SHIPZ!!!…