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Super•Villainess

Super•Villainess

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Sequel to "Super Villainous."While Lily may have left her curse of misfortune in the past, her life wasn't exactly smooth sailing, not with her unconventional lifestyle and notorious, once-presumed-dead boyfriend. In fact, things were bad sailing. Awful sailing. Sailing like the Titanic into an iceberg. After an evening of supervillainy goes very wrong, all that's left for everyone involved are questions and raw pain.…

Super•Villainous

Super•Villainous

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"I've been looking for you."There was an unexpected rasp to his voice, a hint of desperation. He stretched out one hand, as if to brush it across my cheek, or perhaps wrap it around my throat.Oddly enough, I didn't know which option frightened me more. *+*+*+*Lily Burdett has an unfortunate gift for getting herself into tricky situations, but her luck is especially bleak the day she finds herself in the destructive path of the city's premier supervillain. When he grabs ahold of her, she reacts without thinking and stabs him twice in the shoulder, only surviving the encounter thanks to a nearby hero who intervenes on her behalf. Unfortunately, her villain vows to get even. Everywhere she turns, he's there, and with each bizarre encounter more doubts fill her head as to his true intentions.*enemies to lovers/slowburn…

A Revenge So Bittersweet

A Revenge So Bittersweet

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Lyra's sister is living every girl's dream. She has the prince, and by the end of the day she'll have a kingdom and a crown, until the unthinkable happens. A bloody coup the night of the wedding leaves her sister dead, as well as the rest of the royal family, with a usurper wearing the crown instead. When her brother refuses to bend the knee to their sister's murderer, he's imprisoned and almost certain to die, so Lyra makes a binding blood oath with the new king in exchange for her brother's life and to circumvent a brewing civil war. Their unwilling marriage - exchanging one potential queen from the same family for another - soothes the most immediate threat of conflict, but soon threats on Lyra's life and mysterious dreams fortelling death tell her maybe her family was doomed all along.…

The Final Triwizard Tournament

The Final Triwizard Tournament

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The final Triwizard Tournament was so disastrous, so deadly, even for Hogwarts' questionable safety standards, that they didn't even attempt it again for another two hundred years. What went so wrong?Alice was just entering her sixth year of Hogwarts when the much anticipated Triwizard Tournament came around... but she wasn't feeling it. In fact, she didn't even submit her name to the goblet, so imagine her surprise when it was she who got chosen a month later.At first, Alice thought it might have been meant as a harmless prank, but as the trials grew increasingly deadly, it became obvious that someone was trying to kill her and whoever they were didn't care who they hurt along the way, so long as they got her in the end. Was it another champion, trying to thin out the competition? Her own friends? Or perhaps it was very boy she was mysteriously drawn to, who swore he'd help her win?With a castle full of suspects and no one left to trust, the question remains, who wanted the last Hogwarts Champion dead?…

i am lord voldemort • Tom Riddle

i am lord voldemort • Tom Riddle

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Ophelia wasn't who she claimed. She had a secret.A secret that could get her killed, hunted like an animal by just about every witch and wizard in the world seeking leverage or revenge against a certain... someone. Concealing a secret that so blatantly revealed itself in her appearance was no easy task, but, aided by Dumbledore and a carefully crafted act of mediocrity, she managed to get by unnoticed for years at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, until accidentally crossing paths with the one person perceptive enough to see the cracks in her facade and curious enough to look for more. Tom Riddle's intrusive nature was going to ruin everything she'd worked for if she wasn't careful, and she had a lot more to worry about than simply being expelled...*formerly titled RIDDLE…

Bound By Blood

Bound By Blood

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At nearly the twentieth in line for the throne (not that she was counting), Sena never stood a chance at becoming Queen. She never had ambition for it, either. Let some other fool do the real work and allow her to spend a life of leisure in her father's territory, far from the ravages of war or true responsibility. Then the disastrous Peace Accords with the Fae changed everything. The Fae lied to them, butchered them, and left hundreds to rot in the King's own castle. There were no survivors... except Sena. Against all odds, and with the help of the very Fae that had attempted to murder her in the first place, she escaped.In a kingdom descending into civil war, somehow she inherited the toppled throne meant for her cousin, and the unfortunate responsibility of saving the kingdom that came along with it. She wanted no throne.She only wanted to survive.…

Crown of Bone

Crown of Bone

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Veisha's own family questioned if she might have inherited the family curse of madness, and they were right to wonder. A voice whispered to her wonderful, horrible things. It started off as just feelings. Urges that weren't her own, or maybe they were, and she truly was mad all along, the only one not to see it. She desired her brother's title as heir to the throne enough to kill for it. She craved the crown that would one day sit atop his head, but as the youngest of her siblings, quite a few bodies would need to drop before it landed at her feet. Her mother saw a darkness in her youngest daughter, so she sent Veisha away to die in war, thus preserving the lives of her other children.Veisha refused to give her mother the satisfaction of her death, and the desire for the crown never vanished. Instead, that feeling opened up to a mysterious voice. It promised her the world. All she had to do was reach out and take it.…

The Last Gryffindor (Sirius Black)

The Last Gryffindor (Sirius Black)

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Of the four Hogwarts founders, it wasn't only Salazar Slytherin or Helga Hufflepuff who would start a family to survive through the generations. The only difference was that the Gryffindor's never fell from glory. They stayed at the forefront of the wizarding world, known as the most powerful and influential family alive. That is, until they were all murdered in the dead of night by Voldemort himself, leaving only Aeliana Gryffindor to carry the weight of her family's name. Torn between thought of revenge and the feelings she has for her friend Sirius, Aeliana has to chose between sacrificing everything to avenge the people she once loved or letting herself feel love again, only this time for her closest friend.…