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How to F*ck your Monster {Monster Erotica Shorts}

How to F*ck your Monster {Monster Erotica Shorts}

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CONTENT WARNINGS: Consensual BDSM, bloodshed, biting, domination, humiliation. Hey there. Would you like to f*ck a monster? You would? Well, you may like this soft-language erotica, then. Featuring either whatever is on my mind to write, or whatever people in my community may vote for. Who knows what you'll get in this mixed bag.…

How to Train your Mortals {A Kingdoms of Blood Novella}

How to Train your Mortals {A Kingdoms of Blood Novella}

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Sam Viper, Darcia Deville, and their lovers head over to the carnival for a fun Halloween night. The half-dragon and Tasmanian Devil shapeshifter are greeted by the fae, who run the carnival. The night of fun kicks off with some games and rides, until eventually the two break from their lovers for their own adventure. Little do they know, a trip to the funhouse opens to an arena where they will have to fight for some alluring prizes in front of a crowd of cheering faeries! ----Greetings friends! Today I wanted to do something fun. This story is canon in the "Vampire Wars" universe, and takes about a year after the first graduation of Cobratongue University. Sam & Darcia primarily feature in The Kingdoms of Blood series.There will be some minor worldbuilding, but not as much with species, since I have all of that lore here for free on my website (which I will link), and I don't want to bog it down with repeating details. Therefore, if there is a species here you see mentioned but don't know about from my lore (as my creatures are written differently from traditional lore), you can click on the link to read more about them!I hope you enjoy this short story! It has more of a happy, relaxed tone (even though there is some action!) than most of my work. I wanted a sweeter-tasting story this time.PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE see my author's note at the end!…

Song of the Forbidden {A Steamy Paranormal Romance}

Song of the Forbidden {A Steamy Paranormal Romance}

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Carmen's night out while dancing is interrupted by a mysterious and handsome fellow allured by her dazzling moves.However, she's about to discover the dark secret this man, named Phoenix, possesses. Flirtations flow freely like their bodies to the music, and soon the two excuse themselves to Carmen's apartment.Things get hot rather quickly, especially when fangs meet the fortunate woman's neck.Cover art by Artistic Studio.Content warning: Graphic sex, BDSM, and bloodshed.PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING MY OTHER EROTIC WORKS AND LEAVING A REVIEW!Dark Delicious Desires: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QMTRZVN…

Have fun in Azeroth! A World of Warcraft Fanfiction {Edited.}

Have fun in Azeroth! A World of Warcraft Fanfiction {Edited.}

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MAJOR NOTE: I wrote this many many years ago. It doesn't represent how I write now, but I finally got around to editing it and making it halfway decent. The characters have been changed quite a bit from when I wrote it back then. The editing took a few days, but I've finally finished. Please enjoy it if you embark on this... interesting... journey.-------What happens when you combine a computer rigged into a portal to a famous video game world, a computer nerd that's actually an elven vampyr, and a bunch of still-alive dangerous monsters that never ended up destroyed by Azeroth's heroes? This fanfiction, of course. Eerised just wanted a chance to relax and play video games all night, but as it happens, the nerd repairing her computer at BestBuy didn't really have her best interest at heart. As someone who takes the Alliance v. Horde war a bit too seriously, and might have an alignment with a different much more dastardly faction, Drev might be the death of Eeri. Can she manage to escape this hidden annoyance and take down some of the more powerful monsters in Azeroth? Oh, and will she ever actually manage to return home?…

Illidan's Pet {A Mature-Rated Illidan x Maiev Fanfiction}

Illidan's Pet {A Mature-Rated Illidan x Maiev Fanfiction}

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Note: This is an erotica. NSFW fanfiction. BDSM, with Illidan as dominant, and Maiev as submissive. Yes, I know usually people think of the roles as reversed, but I enjoy shipping them like this. To be honest, this story has so much action and story in it as well that it might not be able to count as strictly an erotica. You be the judge of that, but it does have a lot of sex.Join me in a journey after the Burning Legion was defeated, and most thought that Illidan was gone for good. Maiev, now without a major purpose, fought in the great war against the Horde, but soon that ended too at yet another stalemate. A few years of cold silence have settled, perhaps as tension grows against the ever-rising void lord threat.However, an old enemy/ally has returned from the dead. Or, well, what everyone thought was dead. As it turns out, Illidan was successful in jailing Sargeras and has returned home. Maiev is unsure how to handle this, of course. Little does she know that she's destined to become his little pet...Timeline: This is being written mid-BFA. Events in this book won't follow canon for BfA anytime after patch 8.1.5, because I didn't know what happened yet when writing this. Therefore, the branching point of this universe is that particular patch.Additional Note: This was written as an experiment to see how much traffic I would get as compared to other works. Originally it was on a different account. I've moved it to this one now, though. Feel free to judge me all you want, but hey, sometimes fanfiction can be fun to write/read.…

The Patchworked Short Story Collection

The Patchworked Short Story Collection

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A random assortment of short stories I happened to write, usually over the course of a few hours to a few days. Some of these are edited, and some are not. You be the judge of the ones you like or dislike. Also, if you think one of these can be a novel idea, do let me know.…