Sean_Browning

In this "Hitchhiker's Guide" meets "Dungeons & Dragons" darkly comical fantasy...Depressive 50 year-old struggling artist Hodge-Podge Heirloom gets drawn into one of her paintings and discovers a fantastical and ridiculous world of swords & sorcery, magic & mayhem, monsters & beasties, and popcorn & anthropomorphic pets. Despite her crippling fear of doors, she must get over her social anxieties, her clumsy low self-esteem, and work around her ADHD to somehow bring both good AND evil together as one army against an Ancient God that wants nothing more than to see the entire universe simply go away.A new chapter (hopefully) released once a week(ish)!…

Sean_Browning

The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it."Absurd. Existential. Ridiculous. Tragic. Comic. The antiheroes of "I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room" are a kind of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with space packs, inadvertently colliding with their destinies against a starry background of witty wordplay. With a vision as sprawling and limitless as the loveably goofy universe in which it's set, Browning's wit, wisdom and heart are always at play, combining to form a wonderfully panoramic and very silly heroes' journey that visits every trope of its overlapping genres and draws moustaches on all of them."- Marcel St. Pierre, author of "Vengeful Hank" and "Cliché and Wind Go Hitchhiking".(Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings:#1 Adventure#1 Action#1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi#1 Misadventures#1 Absurd#1 MindbendingAnd all because of YOU. Thank you.*Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.comMerch available at:www.theseanbrowning.com…

Sean_Browning

Part fantasy novel, part memoir, part therapy.This somewhat odd and experimental novel follows Sean Browning and his imaginary dodo on fantastical adventures through his mind as he battles his real-life depression by battling robots, messing with sea creatures, hiding from giants, and tangling with many more funny, sad and poetic beasts and beings. Most of which represent various things in his life or parts of himself.*The length of each chapter may be a bit long for Wattpad, but each one is it's own adventure (or story or episode if you will). More chapters will be added over time.IMPORTANT NOTE: Chapter two was written a few years before I started my other title on Wattpad "I Don't Seem So Bright..." I bring this up because chapter two is ABOUT the other story. In fact it is what ushered in my desire to keep writing about that world. It gives a history to the other book.…