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Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes

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Dude I have been reading and rereading SO MANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's lovely works and this stuff needs to be made, it just does.This may upload at least once a day, if I'm lucky.DISCLAIMER: This is for humor's sake alone, I make jokes all the time while reading and sometimes this is what I come up with. It's not meant to argue lore or make any ultimate statement about characters.(Also, there will probably be a few incorrect quotes that are not from Middle Earth, and instead from Tolkien's renditions of Beowulf, the Arthuric tales, etc. I also love those. :D)Cover art is a dumbass Boromir meme I threw together. :P…

Seal-Warden's Art Book

Seal-Warden's Art Book

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An artbook! Because those aren't just TOTALLY overdone... heheheh--I love looking at other people's art. So I thought maybe someone would like to look at mine.This includes both pencil sketch and digital art. Mostly stuff of my OCs though, and there's a lot of them, believe me.Also my Sakura School Simulator 'photography' because it's such a great game.Also if you see this (⚠️) in the chapter title I probably drew a shirtless guy or something SLIGHTLY suggestive or bloody. So yeah, you might want to exercise a wee bit of caution!…

Tags, I guess...

Tags, I guess...

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I don't know what I'm doing but if you make the mistake of reading this I'm so sorry for you…

TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations.NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score)Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will be random Daggerfall because my Altmer Bard is a dandy mess and I love him.(The 'Erik' that shows up in this so frequently is my Dragonborn, not Erik of Rorikstead, just for clarification.)(Note: This will not follow all of the canon lore for any of the games or Norse mythology entirely, it is an AU a.k.a. 'Alternative Universe', it takes inspiration from canon, but doesn't keep it fully in tact. A LOT of lore and such has been changed for this, if you don't like that, feel free not to read this. The Norse mythology aspect is inspired, but mostly my own editing. Norse mythology is a lot different than what's in here so don't use it for reference, you'll fail that literary test!)DISCLAIMERS:• I don't own any Skyrim or TES characters other than my own OCs! Those belong to Bethesda Softworks or respective Mod creators.• I did not invent Norse mythology, of course, but these specific adaptations of the characters are my own.• This book does contain some mild swearing.• Most of the quotes used are from TV/movies/games/books, only a few of them are my original quotes.• This book contains a wild amount of TES OC's.MOD CONCEPTS I'M USING SO FAR:• Immersive College of Winterhold(Cover art by me.)…

Various Tales from The Elder Scrolls (AU)

Various Tales from The Elder Scrolls (AU)

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Various short stories from my Elder Scrolls AU, this will probably include mostly Skyrim and some Oblivion, and more OC's and occupational drama than you can shake a stick at.There's no telling what will show up in here, but be prepared for my Dragonborn, Erik Ragnhildeson and my Hero of Kvatch, Drat the Cat, to cause complete and utter chaos trying to save the world.(Note: This will not follow all of the canon lore for any of the games or Norse mythology entirely, it is an AU a.k.a. 'Alternative Universe', it takes inspiration from canon, but doesn't keep it fully in tact. A LOT of lore and such has been changed for this, if you don't like that, feel free not to read this. The Norse mythology aspect is inspired, but mostly my own editing. Norse mythology is a lot different than what's in here so don't use it for reference, you'll fail that literary test!)DISCLAIMERS:• I don't own any Skyrim or TES characters other than my own OCs! Those belong to Bethesda Softworks or respective Mod creators.• I did not invent Norse mythology, of course, but these specific adaptations of the characters are my own.• This book does contain some mild swearing.• This book contains a wild amount of TES OCs.MOD CONCEPTS I'M USING SO FAR:• Immersive College of Winterhold(Cover art by me.)…

Seal-Warden's book of General Chaos

Seal-Warden's book of General Chaos

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Incomprehensible trash -- mostly screen captures and memes -- toasted to crispy perfection in hellfire! :)Forgive me if this becomes mostly about my Garry's Mod shenanigans. :') I'm so bored. Also there's game spoilers galore so BE WARNED!!Special thanks to all the people who spent their days ripping models out of games because Lord knows I am not one of them.#2 in googletranslateNov 27, 2022#1 in himbosDec 2, 2022#4 in garrysmodDec 16, 2022#2 in foreveraloneDec 18, 2022…

Gacha Trash Shitpost

Gacha Trash Shitpost

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It is cringe, I am lazy, we're perfect for each other.This is basically just so I don't fill my other books up with shitposts of my OC's that I made with Gacha Club.This book has literally nothing to do with the Gacha fandom, and is just about my multifandom OCs, so don't expect to recognize all the characters you see here. Except for when I make characters from the fandoms I'm in as Gacha characters-- actually no, they look kinda funky too so don't expect to recognize them either.(⚠️) Means questionable contentCharacters that are not mine belong to their respective creators, whether they be other people OC's, videogame or TV characters, etc.Cover art is a photo I took.…

The Face of the Seal-Warden 🤔😮

The Face of the Seal-Warden 🤔😮

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Yes, I did do the cover art. It's probably the greatest crime against art I've ever committed. The publication absolutely no one asked for! But I did it anyway because I was just bored as heck. 😂Lol you're welcome. 🙃Edit: WHY THE HECK ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY READING THIS LOL…