The Pig's Wife
She was never one to be dissuaded when she set her mind on something.Even if it meant walking to the ends of the earth with a baby on her back to take back her husband.…
Grifalinas
For Christmas, One Family, Ready Made
All Nora wants for Christmas, more than anything else in the world, is for her foster father to adopt her and make her his daughter for keeps. However, she knows that adoption is an expensive process, and concocts the idea to marry him off to someone rich.Enter James Ironwood: rich, handsome, kind-hearted, rich, friendly, and most important of all, rich father to Qrow's newest student Penny. Penny is convinced that it's time for her father to start dating again, so she and Nora put their heads together to get their dads together.And it almost seems to work, until hubris rears its ugly head- if the girls can't find a way to fix things, forget marriage- Nora might end up being sent to another home entirely!…
You Could Make A Religion Out Of This, and other shorts
A Good Omens microfic compilation. Featuring stories such as "You Could Make A Religion Out Of This (please don't)", "Knock Knock, Get The Door, It's Religion", and many more!…
Tight Trouser Never Won Fair Angel
In which Crowley, a goblin king, attempts to steal the child Adam Young from the hands of his guardian.Unfortunately, his guardian at his particular moment happens to be his fairy godfather, Aziraphale.Aziraphale must now solve the Labyrinth of the goblin king in order to take back his godson, and he must do that while avoiding the temptations of the wily and handsome goblin king himself as he does.…
A Heartshaped Box of Springs and Wires
Ford had imagined a thousand different scenarios for how his brother was faring after ten years of estrangement, but in none of those scenarios did he imagine his brother might have had children somewhere along the way.Or, the one where Stan turns up on Ford's doorstep with a toddler, and even Ford isn't sure what to do with this information.…
And the Science Gets Done
Max wakes up in hell, and it's up to David to get them both out.…
Braids
Different cultures place value on different things. Legolas learns what braiding means to Dwarves.…
The Bone Man, and Other Fairy Stories
The people of The Land of the Sleeping Bear have many stories, but most prominent in their tales is the Bone Man, a once-warrior-king who in death dwells in their land and watches over them.Compilation of folk stories from the fictional Land of the Sleeping Bear, centering on their folk-hero and custodial-god the Bone Man.…
Plan Me No Plans
Frustrated by how long Her otp are taking to become canon, God informs the Archangels that the Ineffable Plan is dependent on them falling in love with each other. The Archangels then take it upon themselves to get the pair together.Cue five Archangels attempting to orchestrate a Meet Cute between two people who have been hiding their friendship for thousands of years at this point.…
Hiss Hiss, Fall In Love
Being an account of how the Demon Crowley, Serpent of the Garden of Eden, fell in love with Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, and a correction of the account of the same event timeline regarding the Principality Aziraphale, an extraordinarily biased account which left out all of Aziraphale's best moments in a fit of misplaced humility.…