Note: Loosely based off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtESEX WITH VEHICLES! OH YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!Saiku: I didn't really write this this this was written by Kunnu even this line is being written by him and I'm being held hostage help.Kunnu: Sure, you might find this a bit weird now, but you'll be okay when Nathaniel's kids are TRANSformers.…
Kunnu: When I die this is going to be included in my achievements.Kunni pretending to be Saiku: I wish I was smart and hot and intelligent and humorous and had linguistic comprehension like Kunnu but I'm just a potato and I love unicorns.Saiku: *Sigh* I need to review my life choices.Kunnu (I hate this name btw): yes you do…
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Kunnu: I screenshotted all this the day I proposed for the second time imagine what my life is like.Saiku: *type shit here*…
Saiku:Hi kids! This is not an actual book this is just a guide to this terrible terrible world you are about to enter and if you at any point feel like "what-the-duck-am-I-doing" then keep in mind I wrote this shit imagine what I must be going through.Kunnu:I'm sexy.…