Why Would You Read This
Crack on crack. A collection of unrelated short stories where I expunge my kreative juices. No I don't know what expunge means anymore but I'm pretty sure it's an SAT word.…
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The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️
Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety(Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)…
The Billionaire Commits Tax Fraud 🥰
*sequel to the billionaire's billionaireAdam is a billionaire who hasn't exactly technically completely been paying his taxes to the US government. Romeo is a jaded, hardened drug lord who doesn't believe in love and also is guilty of war crimes and so much more. At Folger's maximum security prison, romance blooms, like yellow wildflowers springing out of the cracks of the sidewalk of a pathetic makeshift basketball court. That is, if Romeo doesn't murder Adam first. Will things work out for the bad boy and the worse boy????Huh?? Will they? Is there even a point to life. Like why are we all here anyway. Sjdfkaljfsd bitch i literally hate myselfCome friends. Join me in yet another shitfest of a book and bid goodbye to your surviving brain cells.Disclaimer: The Author is also not responsible for any loss of will to liveThank you @panickedsociety for the cover!!…