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Reqs open ^_^Im bored and i love alastor so this is where my life as come to lolNONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE.Will contain ☎︎Radiostatic (vox×alastor)☎︎Radioapple (lucifer×alastor)☎︎Radiodust (angel×alastor)☎︎Radiodusthusk (angel×alastor×husk)☎︎Cussing (no shit)If you plan on telling me hes ace then fuck off asexual people can be in relationships[btw. Many people change canon for their headcanons. I srsly dont care if you ship a gay couple that actually arent gay in canon.]Will not do☎︎ Smut, at least not for awhile! Maybe someday !!☎︎ Charlastor, or Husklastor. Charlastors just kinda ick for me and husklastor is kinda abvsive imo. Youre free to ship them, and i wont judge, but i personally dont ship them nor will i write them.☎︎ x reader, at least not for now!! Maybe someday, but im currently not doing them.☎︎ obviously nothing fetishistic.…

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＂You're my little puppy, aren't you~?＂＂..what's.. That supposed to mean?＂＂Gh.. Dude.. Please tell me you aren't THAT sheltered..＂＂Sorry Pico..＂For all his life, Keith has been sheltered, covered from life. For his 20th birthday, he moves in with his best friend, Cherry, and an odd stranger that lives with her, named Pico.…

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✮NOT A SHIP BOOK. Only wholesome silly here.✮"..y-you're Freddy. *The* Freddy Fazbear."Of course, being frightened of this place since you were much younger, it was an absolute nightmare to find out that you were trapped after going to use the bathroom. And to your utmost misfortune, the animatronics seemed to think you were a vicious intruder. All except for, the one and only, only less terrifying when compared to the others, Freddy Fazbear.✭…

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Um hi this is a oneshit imean oneshot book of whitruv and tagoti bc i love them and hate how i literally cant finish a story anymore💀…

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✅𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗✅I litterally love this ship so much so I made a story about it💖❥These characters are not mine.❥❥If the creators of Whitmore and Ruvyzvat want this taken down, then yes, I will.❥❥This is not smut, I do not write that.❥❥𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗶𝘀❥Ruv, while on a walk to clear his mind from a small fight him and Sarvente had, passes Whitty, falling for the bomb in the first seconds he met him.❥Wikis will likely have no importance in this, such as the canon fact Ruv doesn't drink and has never drank, etc.❥…

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Boyfriend, torn apart from his past lovers, as almost completely given up on finding whoever it is may love him. Pico, giving his chances a go, decides to flirt with boyfriend, starting a new kind of relationship. One of two souls just tired of searching and unknowingly settling for the right one.Warning //Future smutCuss wordsCheesy book logicLots of jokes to lighten the atmosphere cuz thas how i write ;3ENJOY!!…

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So you have joined me in the Selever Simp SquadThen welcome to Selever Oneshots I wrote mostly when I was bored!I loved writing my other book, Zavo-Listic, and since Selever is my 2nd favorite character, Whitty being my first, I decided to write more about him.mainly bc hes halarious to write but also because I wanted to try a different point of view-Point is, Enjoy this lil mess I have here :DD…

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~why was he like that?Why does he talk so nice to me..Its not like he could hide something..right?~Warning //GoreCannibalismDeath and tortureFuture smutDescriptions of eating fleshCuss wordsCheesy book logicLots of jokes to lighten the atmosphere cuz thas how i write ;3(spoiler summary ahead)~Basically swap!sarv is busy being mad at swap!ruv being all cutesy to her, so much so that she doesnt even know hes like murdering and eating people.Crack storyline i came up with while literally high on musinex~ENJOY!!~…

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"Nah, we're just good friends!""Oh really? You two are so close I coulda mistaken you for being boyfriends!"...I've heard that ever since I became best friends with Agoti... I wish it wasn't like that. It's almost torture. But isn't that what love is? The best form of torture?Especially when you wake up to them everyday.Torturous love.THANKS FOR #1 IN AGOTI…

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Art is not mine❗❗YUH HERE I AM COMEBACK WITH ANOTHER WHITRUV BOOK😻 I know ive literally been "i left you on read" as a person on wattpad since like early this year but i feel like getting back into this again idk💔 i tried to write beforehand so u guys dont get left again...SoryUm enjoy!!!!!!!!…

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(THIS IS A SEQUEL TO ANOTHER ONE OF MY STORIES, GOOD HOMIES, READING THAT FIRST SORT OF EXPLAINS WHITTY AND RUV'S RELATIONSHIP)Lots of cheesy book logic lmao~Ruv is having horrible paralysis dreams and needs Whittys help to feel safe again, soon finding out the dreams are a physical manifestation of certain feelings…

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REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!Hihihi, welcome to Y/N × Ruvyzvat oneshots! I might do a whitty one after this lol😼Anyways, Ruvyzvat simps, gourge your hearts out.…

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Have you ever fell in love with the guy you cowrite and produce a song with? Yeah me neither, but these two have ;0Redone version of my old book, pls dont read it its old and im having attention deficit hyperactive disorderly impulses to redo it!😁…

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✅FINISHED!!✅Theres no smut in this-um theres no real title, I might name it later. Okay anyways shawty, Basically the premise of this story is Church dies, Ruv and Sarv are homeless, except they aren't because Carol and Whitty take them in in exchange for watching all of Carol's Adam Sandler movies. To be fair, his movies are pretty good ngl. Anyways, so Whitty and Ruv slowly realise that they like eachother andYou should just read to find out 👀Headcanon in this book that Whitty is 9'1 and Ruv is 8'11 bc I wanted to make him shorter than Whitty so TAKE IT👹👹…