Dare To Slenderman

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Hoodie: Um sir...

Slenderman: Yes?

Hoodie: ....This is a dare for you, and um....

Slenderman: Yes.....?

Hoodie: Um well its from ILoveTicciTobyy and they dare you to uh let Jeff be in charge for the next 4 turns.

Slenderman: No.

Jeff: So Slender, you wanna be the first one to turn away a dare, huh?

Slenderman: I don't care about your stupid dare-streak, I will not allow this place to fall into rubble due to your carelessness.

BEN: How about this; Jeff can be in charge of all of us except you, Slender.

Slenderman: Half of you would end up dead. -_-

BEN: I'm already dead.

Slenderman: Don't get smart with me, child.

Jeff: COME ON SLENDER, YOU LET SOME OF THE OTHERS BE IN CHARGE, I WANT A CHANCE!

Slenderman: *taking a deep sigh* I—

Jeff: PLEASE.

Slenderman: Jeff I—

Jeff: PLEASE!!

Slenderman: JEFF!

Jeff: SLENDERMAN!!

Eyeless Jack: Come on Slender, the guy even said please and you know he never pleads. Let him have a chance.

Slenderman: .....

*He looks down at the begging Jeff and sighs heavily, shaking his head.*

Slenderman: If anything goes wrong with Jeff in charge, you're all grounded.

BEN: MY VIDEO GAMES!!

*BEN grabs Jeff by the collar.*

BEN: DONT SCREW THIS UP FOR ME, PUNK!

Jeff: Chill out, I'm not gonna go with my original plan anymore >:)

Clockwork: Original....plan...?

Jeff: ALRIGHT all of ya, get up.

*The Creepypastas who were sitting down stand up and glare at Jeff.*

Jeff: Alright! I'm in charge now, so you bastards better listen up or else you're gonna end up with Smiley or Nurse Ann for a while, got it?

*They all nod.*

Jeff: Hmm......Kagekao, go flip over Slender's chair.

Kagekao: Are you trying to get me killed!

Jeff: I didn't know you could die, but sure.

Kagekao: No way, Jeffu-kun!

Jeff: *growling* Whose in charge here?

Kagekao: .............

*Kagekao slowly approaches Slender's chair and grabs the arms tossing it around and slamming it back on the ground upside down.*

Slenderman: MY CHAIR!!! D:<

Kagekao: Jeffu-kun told me to!!

Jeff: Hmm....EJ, go put back on some of BEN's clothes.

Eyeless Jack: Oh hohoho, no. No. no. *he shakes his head* we're not doing this.

Jeff: I'm in charge so GO DO IT. *Jeff looks to Slenderman*

Slenderman: He's in charge.

Eyeless Jack: I can't believe you Slender! You're really letting him??

Slenderman: He's in charge.

EJ: Grrrrrrrrrr!! *he storms off to grab some more of BEN's clothes*

Jeff: Aannnnnd LJ.

Laughing Jack: What. -_-

Jeff: Go sit on Slenderman.

Laughing Jack: WHAT??

Slenderman: IF YOU SIT ON ME I'LL ERADICATE YOU, CLOWN!

Laughing Jack: I WASN'T GOING TO, I SWEAR LAD!

Jeff: I'm in charge and that's my command so DO IT.

*Laughing Jack looks nervously to Slenderman.*

Laughing Jack: .....Slender...*He starts walking to him*

Slenderman: Don't you dare.

Laughing Jack: I'm sorry sir *he turns and sits down right on Slenderman's lap.*

Slenderman: *hisssssssssssssssss!*

Laughing Jack: Jeff can I get up now? ʘ_ʘ

Jeff: Nah, I want ya to stay there.

*LJ holds up his middle finger at Jeff.*

Jeff: Sally, go wear something else, preferably all black.

Sally: Okay.....

Jeff: Splendorman, switch places with Offenderman, Offenderman switch places with Splendy.

Splendor & Offender: ......? *they switch places*

Jeff: Not like that you idiots. Splendor, you've got to act like your perverted rapist brother and Offender you've gotta be bright and optimistic like Splendor.

Splendor & Offender: ......

Splendorman: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offenderman: Really? I don't wanna act like him...

Jeff: Whose in charge?

Offenderman: Slender, you're actually letting him do this to us??

*Slenderman is busy trying not to strangle Laughing Jack.*

Offenderman: ......Well, we have no choice.

Splendorman: No no no never! Jeff please don't do this to me you know I'm a good guy right? You wouldn't do this to me, we're friends ):

Jeff: In your dreams. Now hurry up and switch places!

Offenderman: YEEEEEEEEEE the world is so sunshiny and beautiful!!! *he claps his hands together and smiles*

Splendorman: I—I......I THINK GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL! D:

Jeff: -_-

Splendorman: beautiful~.....?

Jeff: Do better Splendor. Now, Nina, go play with Offenderman.

Nina: Jeff...?

Offenderman: Don't worry Nina! We'll have lots of fun on this most wonderful day! >:)

Nina: NEVER!!

Jeff: Do it for me.

Nina: .....OFFENDERMAN LETS PLAY! *she runs over to him*

Jeff: Jane, come here.

Jane: No.

Jeff: That's an ORDER.

Jane: NO!

Jeff: *getting up and walking to her, tilting his head* Whose in charge here?

Jane: Not you, Slenderman is.

Jeff: But the dare made Slender make me in charge, you you've gotta listen to me now.

Jane: .....

Jeff: Hmm....go jump in that big lake we went to before. And stay in there.

Jane: There's no way frea—

Jeff: Whose in charge~?

Jane: YOU ARE, BUT I DON'T CARE!

Jeff: Candy Pop and Jason, take her to the lake and throw her in.

Candy Pop: Okay!

Jason: ....

Jane: No, don't you dare!

Candy Pop: Come on! >:D

*Jane runs away as Candy Pop begins chasing her and Jason sighs, slowly following behind*

Jeff: Puppeteer, tie yourself in your own string.

Puppeteer: What's the point of doing that??

Jeff: Just do it.

Puppeteer: ...... Aww.... *he makes his own strings tangle around him until he's stuck to the point he can't move. He falls to the ground.*

Puppeteer: JEFF!!!

*Jeff bursts out laughing and pointing and Puppeteer and Bloody Painter glares at Jeff furiously.*

Bloody Painter: I won't let you get away with doing that to my friend, Jeff...

Jeff: Kagekao, lock Helen in the wine cellar.

Bloody Painter: WHAT!

Kagekao: Hooray, he told me to do something twice! *Kagekao grabs at Bloody Painter and drags him to the cellar. Helen tries to escape but Kagekao's claws are sharp and pierce his skin so he gives up struggling.*

Bloody Painter: JEFF YOU BASTA—

*He gets cut off by the closing of the cellar and Kagekao comes back cheerily.*

Jeff: Trenderman! I want you to wear....

Trenderman: Wear...?

Jeff: Wear.....

Trenderman: What? Wear what? 80s again? Medieval? Classy? Something Themed?

Jeff: Nothing.

Trenderman: N-Nothing?

Jeff: Yeah, wear nothing. Go naked.

Trenderman: WHAT!!!!!! D8

Jeff: Do IT!

*Trenderman shakes his head frantically* I CANT!

Lost Silver: QUIT PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY HARASSING US!!!

Judge Angels: You JERK!

*They hear screaming and see Candy Pop carrying Jane now.*

Candy Pop: I'm gonna throw her in the lake! :D

*Slenderman suddenly snaps out of his trance and stands up, flinging Laughing Jack off of his lap.*

Slenderman: THAT's IT. Jeff, your time of reign is over. STOP THIS NONSENSE!

Jeff: Oh~? But the dare said you have to let me be in charge for 4 turns.

*Everyone begins shouting and protesting.*

Eyeless Jack: YOU'RE JUST TORTURING US! *he's wearing BEN's clothing. Some of it is ripped because it's so tight on him.*

BEN: HEY! My fucking clothes, man! D:<

Puppeteer: Don't let him continue this tyranny, Slender!

Sally: I don't want to wear all black! *she's wearing black everything*

Trenderman: I DON'T WANT TO BE NAKED!

Jeff: Cry all you want, but I'm still in charge here. Whatever happened to breaking the 'dare-streak'~? Get ready because I'm going to make all of your lives a miserable hell these next four asks. >:)

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