Author's POV: 

You were enjoying your drama in front of the mirror when the door behind you swung opened making your eyes widen while you turned your head to see Taehyung's eyes almost popping out of the socket.
"OMG YOU PERVE-" You were screaming when he suddenly closed the door. Your jaw was about to drop any moment because of the way it was hung open.
"Did he... see me... like this?" You mumbled to yourself before screaming in the bathroom hiding your face in your palms.

"What did- just- happen.." Taehyung muttered under his breath too shocked to move his limbs. 
You quickly got out wearing your clothes glaring at him. 

"YAH YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU OPEN THE DOOR WHILE I WAS BATHING! I MEAN I KNOW WE ARE MARRIED BUT WE AREN'T IN SOME RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR ANYTIME AND SEE ME... NA- OH MY GOD! HOW DARE YOU YOU FUCKING PER-" You were screaming your lungs out when he suddenly cut you off saying.

"This was your fault. You kept the door open! Why don't you close the door while bathing? As if you did that intentionally." He muttered the last part as you sarcastically laughed.
"JUST AGREE YOU'RE A PERVERT! Why would I open the door intentionally? For you? Boy, I have loved over 800 people in my life. Why would you be so special for me to o-" You stopped on your tracks when you realized the secret you just spilt.
"You know what? It was a mistake. Bye. Goodnight." You said before going near the couch mentally facepalming yourself as he stared at you thinking about what you just said. 

You lied on the couch trying to sleep in embarrassment while Taehyung stared at your back sitting on the bed.

"Did she just say she loved over 800 people?" He muttered under his breath before thinking, "Wait.. is she a playgirl?" He asked himself before scoffing looking at you flapping on the couch trying to sleep.
"Who would date this weirdo?" He asked himself smiling in satisfaction not realizing he just smiled, at you. 

"Whatever happened was an accident. Let's forget about it." You said as he looked at you before smirking. "What if I don't?" He spoke in a low voice inaudible for you to hear. 
Suddenly, his mind went back to your facial expressions when he accidentally opened the door. He noticed that your face had some white foam on it. He thought for a while before his eyes widened. 'So she used my shaving foam. What a devil!' He thought glaring at your back which was trying to sleep really hard.

But in a moment, his mind went to your cleavage area. He coughed in a low voice trying to forget that scene. Though it was just a few seconds, his sharp eyes noticed more than they should have. (no he isn't a pervert I swear ToT)

But suddenly he felt as if he saw a scar somewhere on your chest. It was just a brief moment so his sharp eyes couldn't catch the clear details of everything. (what the f*ck am I writing.)

Nevertheless, he shrugged off his weird thoughts before trying to sleep.

-----Next morning

"Ahh~" You yawned while stretching your arms. Looking at the wall in front of you smiling cutely, you decided to start the beautiful da-

"Can you stop doing this on repeat?" Taehyung asked totally annoyed by your nonstop "waking up in the morning" acting. 
"Aish. It's been 4 hours since we've woken up! But it's so boring! Those idiots left us without saying anything!!" You said scoffing as Taehyung made a 'tsk' sound. 
"Aren't you the real idiot in here?" He asked as you glared at him pouting. He glanced at you once before scrolling his phone.
"Can't you just let me sit on the bed? You never let me do that.." You said in a sad voice laced with loneliness, pain, agony, disappointment and the harshness of lif-

"As if I don't know you jumped on the bed yesterday and even messed up the bedsheets but covered it with a duvet so I wouldn't notice." He said as all the colours of your face drained. 
"Uhm.. I was trying to clean the bed for my dear husband.." You said as he let out a sarcastic laugh. 

"You think I don't know you tried to cover it up with a duvet like an idiot thinking I wouldn't notice?"   "Wait. Did you just- laugh?!" 

You both asked each other together as he looked away while you looked away as well. Both of you, hella embarrassed. 

"Since it's just us today. I guess we won't have food made by Jin Oppa." You said as he looked at you as if you were a dumb goat. 
"We have butlers and maids." He said as you smirked.
"So.. basically, trying to find a way to NOT cook? Do you even KNOW how to cook?" You asked him as he scoffed.
"Better than you." He answered.
"Yah. Why not we have a cooking competition?" You asked raising a brow as he smirked.

"Do you want to be insulted that bad?" He asked as your eyes widened.
"That's offending! I KNOW HOW TO COOK!" You said proudly. But what were you going to do? Boil water? You could barely do that anyway. 
"Yeah sure. Using chilli powder instead of red food colour. Sure!" He said smirking as you glared at him before looking down like a sad puppy. 

"Then let's do it." He said as you mentally facepalmed yourself for bluffing.
"Yeah, we could have... but I am busy." You said as he raised a brow knowing EXACTLY what you were busy with.
"Well... I have some works to do unlike you. So Yeah." You said getting up as he watched you leave.

"She surely speaks nonsense." Taehyung mumbled seeing you stumbling out of the room like an idiot. But somehow, he enjoyed seeing you like that.