This Christmas Omake Short is brought to you by Typical-Assassin.

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Location: City of Reach, UNSC Territory, Remnant

The people within the UNSC celebrating holiday known as "Christmas.". It was introduced to Remnant by the people of the original UNSC. So far, a lot of people like the holiday as Christmas decorations were set up on buildings everywhere else as the Citizens of the UNSC are having a great Christmas. Some were partying while others are spend Christmas.

Kids were sleeping to wait for their presents the next day, people were partying like crazy, kisses occurring under the mistletoe, and people drinking and getting wasted during Christmas parties. Most UNSC soldiers were getting the holiday days off to spend time with loved ones and friends while those who didn't were just celebrating Christmas while doing their usual duties.

~Meanwhile at UNSC HQ in the City of Reach~

Jaune, Ryan, Connor, and the Other UNSC personal there were partying their asses off since they had nothing to do as it was also a holiday break. Jaune, Ryan, and Connor were having a drinking contest while they were being on as they were drinking a variety of alcohol. So far, Jaune was actually winning as he was surrounded by a lot of bottles of Vodka, Beer, Champagne, Whisky, and Bourbon.

"I *hic* can't *hic* go on." said Ryan as he collapsed on the ground as he was drunk and wasted.  (He ain't dead)

"Holy crap Jaune, how the hell are you not dead?" Connor said as he was slowly tired while drunk.

"I don't know..?" Jaune drunkenly said as he was finished.

Basically, everyone at HQ was either asleep or wasted after the party. Jaune decided to go to Beacon for some reason.

~A few long hours to Beacon later~

Jaune arrived and just went full on Grinch mode on the entire Academy along with his old team and Team RWBY except for the Staff and Team CFVY. He did things like steal  presents and replaced with coal and put a written letter that said, "Dear Students of Beacon Academy, I have heard that you had all did naughty things to Jaune Arc. As punishment for you're naughtiness, you presents will be taken away and will never be seen again. Unsincerely, Santa Claus." when no is looking.

After stealing the presents and putting it in a hidden pelican, he decided to visit Team CFVY. He knocked on the door and the door opens as he was meet with the sight of Velvet and Coco in their Christmas outfits.

(Imagine something like this.)

"Hey you two." Jaune greeted as he was about to have massive nose bleed as he thought 'Oh no they re hot!'

"Jaune, You're here!" Velvet said as she hug him. Jaune was blushing as he was trying to not have huge nosebleed due to the cuteness and sexiness of their outfits

"Jaune, you ok?" Velvet said as she was looking worried since Jaune didn't say anything.

Jaune snaps of it and said "Yeah. I'm fine, Velvet." as he hugs her back.

"So Arc, did you like what you see~?" Coco said in a seductive like tone as she was leaning on him as he could see her...pair of assets.

"Well...you could say I do." Jaune said as he smiled a bit while scratching his head.

"Hey Jaune, wanna come in to our dorm?" Velvet asked to Jaune.

"Sure." Jaune said as Coco opens the door more to let Jaune in as Jaune and Velvet walk in as Coco closed the door behind her.

Jaune and Velvet walked under a mistletoe as Velvet suddenly kissed him as it caught him off guard. Coco took a picture of Velvet's kiss with Jaune with her scroll.

Jaune was shock at first since this is his first kiss as he was eventually kissing Velvet back in a passionate way.

"I love you, Jaune." Velvet said as she was kissing him while hugging him

"I love you too." Jaune said as he kissed her back and hugged her back.

"Hey Velvet, wanna share him?" Coco said as she was joining in on Jaune and Velvet's hug.

"Sure." Velvet said as she was nervous about sharing at first then decided to share since she see trusts Coco

After that, they eventually hanged out while celebrating Christmas as they had some 'fun' after a few long hours as they then rested in pure bliss in ever lasting peace.

The end.

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Merry Christmas!

Y'all will likely agree that it was terrible but hey, I tried the best I could.

I written this based on ideas from fanfiction and other Christmas Omakes but mostly fanfiction.

To the haters, can you not be whiny dipshitting babies during the holiday, please? Thank you and go fuck off.