very human girlfriend

Background color
Font
Font size
Line height

"you're weird, no, go away." you pushed hajime away and hugged a pillow instead.

"i'm not weird." he defended himself. the other three were stealing food from his kitchen while yoi two were staying in the living room.

"says mister soapy tits." you said and he paused his movement.

"that says in the tub. we dont talk about it outside the tub."

"sure thing."

"cool." he grabbed your hand and pressed your knuckles against his. he let go of your hand and let your hand dangle while your rings were connected.

"snacks!" mattsun threw a bunch of chip bags at you while oikawa sat down with a package of cookies in his hands.

"movie." makki turned on the tv.

"cuddle buddy." hajime said and wrapped his arms around you. mattsun laid down on makki's lap and the four of you looked over at oikawa.

he raised his eyes away from the cookies and noticed all of you cuddling. he turned around and called haru over. "haru baby, come here. we dont need nobody when we have each other."

you looked back at hajime who was already looking at you with a raised eyebrow. "don't even think about it."

"but he's stealing haru!" you said.

"stay."

"what am I a dog?"

"please my very human girlfriend, stay on the couch with me. and let me cuddle you."

"sounds tempting." you threw your legs over makki's lap and rested your head on hajime's lap.

makki didn't mind. you poked hajime's arm. he ignored it for a little bit until you started to slap his arm.

he grabbed your hand to stop you and intertwined your fingers. "we're watching horror!" mattsun announced.

"great." hajime said and picked up your hand again. he let your rings connect again and then pulled them apart. and then connected them again.

oikawa was in eating the popcorn by himself and not sharing with anyone.

"he's hogging all the popcorn." you whispered to hajime.

"let him, he said he has knee issues."

"but the popcorn." you said. you placed your hands on his shoulders and started shaking him.

"okay okay."

"whipped." mattsun coughed and played it off like he had throat issues.

"shut up." hajime said and made his way to the kitchen. you got up and followed him. you got onto the counter and sat there while he put the popcorn into the microwave.

he moved over and placed his hands on the side of your thighs. "why do we somehow always get in this position when we're in the kitchen?"

"we're special like that." he said and leaned in. his lips hovered against yours, but he didn't leaned in anymore.

you leaned back and he followed your movement. "the popcorns gonna catch on fire."

"that can't happen."

"tell that to seven year old me." you said and slapped your hands on his arms. he jumped in surprise before laughing.

"are you feeling me up?"

"let me enjoy your arms." hajime moved his hands from the counter and moved them to the wall, trapping you between him and the wall.

your legs wrapped around his waist and pulled him closer to you so that his hips were against the counter.

your hands traced his jaw and then moved up his face until you reached his hair. you got a hold on a few strands of his dark hair before pulling him towards you.

he pressed his lips against yours and let you take control of the kiss, keeping his hands on the wall.

there was a pop from the direction where the microwave was making you two jump apart. "what the fuck was that?" hajime asked and walked over to the microwave.

"what happened?" makki shouted from the living room.

"did you two fuck on the table and break it?" mattsun added.

"yeah i threw her into the table and the table snapped into two!" hajime answered.

"are you calling me fat?" you gasped. oikawas terrified scream interrupted hajime's answer.

"sorry sorry! that little shit just jumped out of nowhere!" he apologized. hajime pulled out the popcorn.

"still in one piece." he said and poured the popcorn out in a bowl. he gave it to you and threw his arm over your shoulder as you walked out.

"what about us?" makki asked when you two sat back down.

"here." you threw two pieces of popcorn at them.

"you're so generous y/n." mattsun said and threw the popcorn into his mouth.

"you're welcome." you said and threw the popcorn into the air, trying to catch it in your mouth.

"don't choke." hajime said and did the same thing.

"i won't choke." you did choke.

"what did I tell you." he said and patted your back.

you grabbed his jaw and threw popcorn into his mouth in hopes that he'd choke on it too. he just closed his mout and chewed on it.

for the rest of the movie it was you and hajime having a popcorn fight, oikawa screaming every five minutes, and makki and mattsun actually watching the movie.

"can I paint your nails." you asked when hajime went to connect your rings again. it was like a daily ha it for him at this point.

"no." your eyes were already on the bottle of pastel pink nail polish sitting on the table.

"well too bad pretty boy." you reached over him and grabbed the bottle.

hajime got off the couch, but makki stuck his leg out and tripped him.

"oh no no, i wanna see you with pretty pink nails." makki grabbed hajime and bought him back to you.

"makki grab his legs!" mattsun shouted as he grabbed hajime's arms. hajime was fighting his way out of their hold, but you moved and straddled him.

he stopped moving.

"hand please." you said and he let out a sigh before sticking his hand out. the other two let go of his arms and legs.

he then pushed you off and started running to the bathroom so he could lock himself in there.

mattsun grabbed him and carried him back to you. "no." hajime shook his head.

mattsun grabbed his belt and looped it around hajime's legs. "how kinky." you commented and moved back to sit on hajime's lap while facing him.

"you're evil." he said when you grabbed his hand. oikawa moved over and held the bottle for you.

"you'll look cute." you promised and painted the first coat of pink on his thumb. hajime groaned. "stop whining."

"you're lucky you're cute." he said and rested his other hand on your hip.

"thank you bubs."

"don't call me bubs."

"bubs."

"fuck off."

。+゚☆゚+。★。+゚☆゚+。★。+゚☆゚+。★。+゚☆゚
new atsumu fic published🕺🕺

You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net