"i'm not pushing you two giants." you said and got into the cart. mattsun was gonna push the cart while makki would walk beside you.

he was on his phone, texting oikawa.

oikawa
8:49 p.m

where are you

with my new best friend

and is this best friend a certain ex of one of our friends by any chance

yup
also got permission from her to beat iwaizumi up btw

he's at his house

we'll be there tomorrow

"marshmallows." mattsun threw the bag of mini marshmallows into your lap. "and gummy bears."

you rubbed your eyes, feeling the burning feeling of aftermath of crying. mattsun and makki were throwing things they wanted into the cart while you were planning which items you were gonna take from them later.

"shouldn't you go through five stages of grief or breakup denial or some shit." makki asked realizing he hasn't seen the girl cry once.

"im excited for the anger part." mattsun said and waited as you looked through all the chips. he pushed you back and forth, pushing you away from him and then pulled you back.

"yeah cause right now you're in the calm stage. or denial." makki said.

"i don't think i'm in denial. or maybe i haven't hit it yet." you said and pulled two bags of chips into the cart.

"you're a confusing person." makki shook his head and joined you in the cart.

"i'll call you guys if I ever hit the anger stage." you promised and leaned your head on his shoulder. "just not there yet."

"how about the im sad but don't show it stage?" mattsun called out while you waited in line.

"let it out." makki flicked your head. "i'd rather you not turn into a raging bitch when you decide to let all your feelings out."

"i'm not going to be a raging bitch."

"mhm sure." both guys same at the same time.

"i'm gonna snap his head right off his neck and kick him so hard in that spot so he'll never have kids." you said and threw another piece of highly loaded with sugar candy into your mouth.

"and then i'll go slap his pretty face and drag him off a cliff. except I can't pull his hair because I think that's his kink. i would also spit in his face because there's a possible chance he could have a spit kink. who knows?"

"she's on a sugar rush." mattsun said and dragged out the last syllable of the last word.

"it's only been an hour, how is she already loaded with sugar?" makki asked, staring at you like you were from a different planet.

"you're the ones who fed me all of it." you said and unwrapped another piece of candy.

"don't worry she'll fall asleep after a while." mattsun said and propped his feet up on the coffee table.

and fifteen minutes later you were passed out. "should we bring her to her room?" makki asked.

"it's a sleepover, either we all sleep on her bed or we all sleep in the living room." mattsun answered and threw a blanket over you.

"make sure her feet aren't hanging out of the blanket so she the demons can't reach her." makki said placed a pillow under your head.

you were moving around under you found another pillow and wrapped your arm around it.

makki and mattsun stared at you. "is this creepy?" makki whispered.

"but look at her. she's cuddling a pillow." mattsun said. "we should draw a face on it so it's like she's cuddling a human pillow."

makki stole the pillow and waited for a reaction from you. "if you don't give me that pillow i'll punch you right in the balls so hard that you'll never get action with that dumbass." you pointed at mattsun.

makki dropped the pillow and walked far away from you. "she's a violent person."

"you just figured that out?" mattsun went off to turn off the light.

"you two better not fuck while i'm sleeping." you mumbled into the pillow with your eyes still closed.

"well there goes our plan for tonight."

you woke up the next morning to a clean living room and a note. "what's up with people writing notes instead of sending texts?" you said to yourself and picked up the note.

you're violent when your high on sugar you know that? anyway we're off to guilt trip a certain spiky hair 5'10 friend of ours. so we'll see you around

"i'm not violent." you murmured.

"she's so fucking violent." makki told oikawa over the phone. "oh we're here."

mattsun knocked on iwaizumi's door until he answered. "what?" he grumbled and rubbed his eyes.

"are you here alone?"

"parents are on a business trip, why?"

"amazing." mattsun shoved hajime inside the house and closed the door.

"what are you doing?" hajime asked and watched as the two guys sat him down on the couch.

"first of all, did you know how violent y/n is?" makki said in disbelief.

"enough with her and her violent ways!" mattsun said and turned back to hajime.

"okay fine."

"why are you asking me that?" hajime asked and stuck his hands in his pockets.

"because she threatened to kick me here." he pointed at the spot. "if i didn't give her her pillow back."

"you were with her?" hajime asked, now paying more attention to the conversation.

"yup."

"how is she?"

"she's an emotional train wreck and is getting high off candy." makki said seriously. "on the other hand she's completely unaffected and wants to slap and kick you."

"sounds like her."

"are they both ignoring the five stages of grief?" mattsun whispered.

"no, don't you see his eye bags? he looks like he just woke up from the dead. "and he was probably crying?"

"you realize i can still hear you guys right?" hajime still had no idea why they were here.

"how to we guilt trip him without exposing y/n, she'll slice us in half if we tell her she cuddles with her pillow." makki whispered.

"i don't know, this was your idea!"

"i didn't plan ahead of time for this!" makki fought back.

"we'll you're stupid."

"you are too."

"you both are stupid." hajime cut in.

"i think you're the most stupid out of the three of us." makki said and glared at him. "seriously, we had to go over and confirm y/n all by ourselves while you're over here with her main hoe." he nodded over at haru.

"oh my god she'll wont get to see haru anymore." mattsun gasped. "you're an evil person." his eyes narrowed at hajime.

"such a shame, breaking apart such a lovely couple." makki sighed. "and i wasn't talking about you. i was talking about haru and y/n."

hajime raised his eyebrow, but continued listening. "end of discussion, kinda dick move breaking up with her like that and the day before shiratorizawa graduation, like couldnt you have done some research before doing it?"

"five people just walked out of her life for who knows how long." makki joined in. "you should've seen the way she brightens up around you and how every time she walks into the room she immediately searches for you."

hajime looked away when he felt the guilt bubbling in his stomach. "okay okay, that was bad timing i understand that."

"do you really or are you just saying that so we'll stop talking?" mattsun questioned. they both knew the answer when hajime didn't answer.

"yup okay, makki continue talking."

"are your nails still pink..?"

"she painted them." hajime mumbled and stuck his hands back in his pants pocket.

"he's still a lovesick puppy-"

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